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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Timezones are dum

abolish them all

one time to rule them all

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Edwardly
Jun 28, 2011

If UTC is good enough for the space station it's good enough for farmers

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Clocks are dum

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Time is stupid

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I live in hammer time. Owns.

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Would that this forum was a time forum...

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
UTC +2 for the win. Epic win

cnut
May 3, 2016

Reppin UTC -5 :toot:

Eat My Ghastly Ass
Jul 24, 2007

daylight savings is the worst and I hate it

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


UTC +11 bitch, we in the future

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

how soon is now

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Poasty posted:

how soon is now

never!

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Daylight savings are good (if you're sufficiently above or below the equator). Timezones are good. This thread is bad.

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
Time should just stop

:colbert:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Time's not real maan

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I love time

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Dealing with Arizona is a pain in the rear end.

bone emulator
Nov 3, 2005

Wrrroavr

If you don't use Swatch Internet Time, then you are part of the problem

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
I think we need MORE time zones. I should have a time zone for work and a time zone for home, and another one for the supermarket. Actually the supermarket is p big so there should probably be a time zone for each aisle now I come to think of it. I wanna know the bread is fresh at 8 o'clock bakery summer time

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Check out Newfoundland's stupid time zone.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
10pm your time or my time? Your time. Ok cool

Later:

Sorry I thought you were in a different timezone.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
every street should have its own time zone. and only odd numbered houses are allowed to observe day light savings (if they want)

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
TZ's suck! Sure gets darker here later than in Boston for one, but we are in the same Time Zone, makes no sense, none!

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Just leave the sun up 24 hours a day. The increased production will far outweigh any additional utility bills.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Lol what is this? Communist China?

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Saalkin posted:

Lol what is this? Communist China?

Did you know communist china has only one time zone? it's called the 1950s

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Duh they killed all their timelords

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
My opinion about time?

I think its "time" tha OP learned how to make a good post.

:D

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009



Till You KNOW 4 Simultaneous Days
Rotate In Same 24 Hours Of Earth
You Don't Deserve To Live On Earth
Americans are actually RETARDED from
Religious Academia taught ONEism -upon
an Earth of opposite poles, covered by Mama
Hole and Papa Pole pulsating opposite burritoes.
The ONEist educated with their flawed 1 eye
perspective (opposite eyes overlay) Cyclops
mentality, inflicts static non pulsating logos
as a fictitious unicorn same burrito transformation.

https://timecube.2enp.com/

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

BigBadSteve posted:



Till You KNOW 4 Simultaneous Days
Rotate In Same 24 Hours Of Earth
You Don't Deserve To Live On Earth
Americans are actually RETARDED from
Religious Academia taught ONEism -upon
an Earth of opposite poles, covered by Mama
Hole and Papa Pole pulsating opposite burritoes.
The ONEist educated with their flawed 1 eye
perspective (opposite eyes overlay) Cyclops
mentality, inflicts static non pulsating logos
as a fictitious unicorn same burrito transformation.

https://timecube.2enp.com/

Each day is 6 hours long. 24 hours in a fake day = 4 real days. I'm very smart you see.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


So if there is just one time who gets to have noon be when the sun is directly overhead, do countries / states get to bid on which area gets to have the real high noon or what?

This is important if you expect me to include this in my upcoming cowboy/star trek slashfic

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Timezones are OK but daylight savings needs to be eliminated.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

HOMO ERECTUS posted:

So if there is just one time who gets to have noon be when the sun is directly overhead, do countries / states get to bid on which area gets to have the real high noon or what?

This is important if you expect me to include this in my upcoming cowboy/star trek slashfic

:britain:

prime meridian bitch

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

HOMO ERECTUS posted:

So if there is just one time who gets to have noon be when the sun is directly overhead, do countries / states get to bid on which area gets to have the real high noon or what?

This is important if you expect me to include this in my upcoming cowboy/star trek slashfic

Jfc, if you only have a single time it's always noon, everywhere. Think McFly, THiNK

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Gene Ray was right about one thing: GMT is a conspiracy. We are all in on it.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Imagine 4 time zones on the edge of a cliff.
DST works in much the same way.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Russia has 11 time zones.
That seems excessive.
Like what are you doing with all of those times, Russia?

Eat My Ghastly Ass
Jul 24, 2007

Randarkman posted:

Daylight savings are good (if you're sufficiently above or below the equator). Timezones are good. This thread is bad.

mods??

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
In the 90s a screenwriter misunderstood how time zones work, resulting in the tv show Early Edition

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Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life

HOMO ERECTUS posted:

So if there is just one time who gets to have noon be when the sun is directly overhead, do countries / states get to bid on which area gets to have the real high noon or what?

This is important if you expect me to include this in my upcoming cowboy/star trek slashfic

Compromise. Only one time zone but each day you go back one hour, so everywhere gets noon when the sun is directly overhead once every 24 days. On the 24th day you skip ahead a day so the number of days a year doesn't change.

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