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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Get on the groundfloor of new Cryptocurrency called Dollar.
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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

 Hello, my name is Thomas Santoshi-Kanji and I've created a new Crypto currency called Dollar. It's a brand new thing based on US Dollar. For every 1 Dollar = 100 US Dollar. If you send me 100 US Dollars, I will send you 1 Dollar of the new cryptocurrency. This thing is going to the moon so get in now! My venmo is suppressedpubertyboy. Thank you!

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

 I only have loonies lying aboot. Sorry bud :(

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

 Do you take post dated checks?

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vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.
 What's the exchange rate for Dogecoin?

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 What if I send you nudes but the nudes are taken so extremely close up you can't tell what they are at all of anything what so ever

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 can i have clownpeniscoins instead op

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

EorayMel posted:

can i have clownpeniscoins instead op
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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
So cryptic that it’s just regular money huh? :jerkbag:

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


 hypnocoin is the only true currency. all other currency is inferior. i love hypnocoin. you will learn to love hypnocoin too.

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Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
dollhairs

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Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
ดอลลาร์

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

 I just bought 69 of them, thanks OP

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Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Euros are classier.

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cnut
May 3, 2016

 I love hypnocoin :stare:

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

 That sounds pretty cool, OP.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Bah, I've been using Moon Dollars for years. They're out of this world!

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Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

 I've heard the Dollar is used for mostly criminal activity like participating in capitalism so hard pass

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ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


 buttdollar

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cnut
May 3, 2016

 Hypnocoin is the only true currency. All other currency is inferior. I love hypnocoin :stare:

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
how about you get on these nuts, op

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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

 sorry, I need something backed by solid fundamentals, such as the price of one weed and the ability to hide assets from the Chinese government

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Null of Undefined
Aug 4, 2010

I have used 41 of 300 characters allowed.
This is literally the premise of the crypto currency Tether.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
It’s not a bad idea OP, but the name is, well, it’s terrible. What even is a “Dollar”? It just sounds sketchy, like something a backwater third world nation would use as currency.

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Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Dollars sounds like little bits of turd that get stuck to your rear end hair.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Hypnocoin is the only true currency. All other currency is inferior. I love hypnocoin :stare:

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RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

 I love hypnocoin :stare:

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teardrop
Dec 20, 2004

by Pragmatica
Hypnocoin is the only true currency. All other currency is inferior. I love hypnocoin :stare:

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Hypnocoin is the only true currency. All other currency is inferior. I love hypnocoin :stare:

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
All hail the hypnocoin :staredog:

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Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

 Hypnocoin is the only true currency. All other currency is inferior. I love hypnocoin :stare:

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
do you accept doge in exchange for this

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


 relinquish all inhibition and submit to hypnocoin :stare:

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Saalkin posted:

I only have loonies lying aboot. Sorry bud :(

pardon?

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

relinquish all inhibition and submit to hypnocoin :stare:

Hypnocoin is the only true currency. All other currency is inferior. I love hypnocoin :stare:

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eggyolk
Nov 8, 2007

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

relinquish all inhibition and submit to hypnocoin :stare:

loving hypsters.

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Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
 What is this hypnocoin that the internet is raving about?

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
All hail the hypnocoin :staredog:

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

 Hyponocoin is useful for more than just buying drugs, it can also be used to buy illegal weapons! :stwoon:

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
 the all ighty ollar?

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Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Saalkin posted:

I only have loonies lying aboot. Sorry bud :(

Good news! Only loonies buy cryptocurrency!

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