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Someone was getting rid of free burlap sacks and since I am an insane individual I was like, "I'LL TAKE 30 OF THE GIANT SACKS PLEASE!!!" Turns out more than half of them have some cocoa beans in them. I'm like what the hell do I do with these??? It would feel wasteful to just chuck them, right? I'm kind of at a loss. So, GBS, you wealth of knowledge you, tell me what to do with these things.
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Put them up ur nose op
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Feb 1, 2021 19:19
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are you familiar with the concept of macaroni art?
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Feb 1, 2021 19:20
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kntfkr posted:Put them up ur nose op And get them all snotted up!? Yeah right, bozo! Aardvark! posted:are you familiar with the concept of macaroni art? 
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Feb 1, 2021 19:21
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Aardvark! posted:are you familiar with the concept of macaroni art? AM I! 
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Feb 1, 2021 19:22
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make cocoaine
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Feb 1, 2021 19:24
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Start a chocolate empire to take down that Mr. Hershey bastard.
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Feb 1, 2021 19:26
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Have the beans been processed at all? If not, plant them and enjoy your lifetime supply of cocoa.
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Feb 1, 2021 19:26
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My Spirit Otter posted:Have the beans been processed at all? If not, plant them and enjoy your lifetime supply of cocoa. I have no idea. I mean they don't look like it but I don't think I've ever even seen a cocoa bean IRL honestly. Maybe they're uh....roasted??? Dried??? I don't know.
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Feb 1, 2021 19:27
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Send some to me
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Feb 1, 2021 19:27
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Eat them and then turn the resulting poop into expensive chocolate for rich idiots.
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Feb 1, 2021 19:28
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Fill your tub with them and sink into them nude it probably feels good. Also send me a video.
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Feb 1, 2021 19:28
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Fill your tub with them and sink into them nude it probably feels good. Also send me a video. fill your tub... with a couple hand fulls of beans ..
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Feb 1, 2021 19:29
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Jose Oquendo posted:Start a chocolate empire to take down that Mr. Hershey bastard. I have a friend who worked for Hershey for a couple weeks short of two years (whole family moved and he went w/) and they sued him for $3k to recoup intial relocation expenses since he didn't hit the two years on the contract.
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Feb 1, 2021 19:30
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Seems like the first step would be to consolidate them all into a single sack
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Feb 1, 2021 19:30
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I;m thinking bout thos cocoa beans
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Feb 1, 2021 19:33
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put thm in ur butte
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Feb 1, 2021 19:36
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op just admitted to buying 30 child-size burlap sacks from a cocaine smuggler
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Feb 1, 2021 19:37
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Aardvark! posted:fill your tub... with a couple hand fulls of beans .. I see...this severely limits the amount of things to do. Other ideas: -Create a few hacky sacks and practice for the regionals -Use them to create a trail while hiking so that you can find your way back -Put them in a vase with an assortment of fake flowers to give to your grandmother -Crush them up and apply a dab behind your ear every morning for a fresh and enticing scent
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Feb 1, 2021 19:37
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Full Metal Jackass posted:I see...this severely limits the amount of things to do. Other ideas: now now, we haven't ruled out that LAP is actually Tom Thumb. he could have thousands of uses for those beans tbqh
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Feb 1, 2021 19:38
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I read that cocoa can be used to flavor and mellow out tobacco. See if it works with weed and makes your bong hits taste like chocolate milkshakes.
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Feb 1, 2021 19:39
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roast em, grind em, put em in your coffee
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Feb 1, 2021 19:40
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Where the pics op? Roll that beautiful bean footage.
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Feb 1, 2021 19:43
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Well it's Setsubun on Wednesday so throw them out your front door to chase away the evil spirits of last year.
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Feb 1, 2021 19:45
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Grind it up and snort it op!
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Feb 1, 2021 19:55
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firmly press each of them down your Hog's Eye with the ball of your thumb
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Feb 1, 2021 20:06
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after roasting out some of the undesirable material there is probably a vape temp for the pure cocoa goodness
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Feb 1, 2021 20:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNPEA5fn7qQ
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Feb 1, 2021 20:16
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Suck them like little beanises
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Feb 1, 2021 21:15
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Maybe they’re the beans from jack and the beanstalk and if you plant them you can get that golden goose and harvest the goosemeat for orphans. 
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Feb 1, 2021 21:46
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Maybe they’re the beans from jack and the beanstalk and if you plant them you can get that golden goose and harvest the goosemeat for orphans. yeah but then after the trade what is he gonna do with all those orphans?
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Feb 1, 2021 21:50
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I heard you can turn them into chocolate, but that's only a rumor
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Feb 1, 2021 21:52
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Free dog food!
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Feb 1, 2021 21:55
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its all nice on rice posted:Where the pics op? Roll that beautiful bean footage. Bean pics tonight.  Son of Rodney posted:roast em, grind em, put em in your coffee 
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Feb 1, 2021 21:57
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you might be able to sell them to a local chocalatier or coffee shop?
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Feb 1, 2021 21:59
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apparently you can just eat them https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/cacao-nibs take a dang nibble op
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Feb 1, 2021 22:55
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Can you plant them and get more beans?
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Feb 1, 2021 23:30
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gary oldmans diary posted:apparently you can just eat them Oh, I'm gonna nib. I've got to. Ventral EggSac posted:Can you plant them and get more beans? For some reason I am inclined to believe that coastal Oregon is not the ideal climate for this particular sub-tropical species.
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Feb 1, 2021 23:50
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Make a small cup of hot cocoa
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Feb 1, 2021 23:51
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Full Metal Jackass posted:yeah but then after the trade what is he gonna do with all those orphans? Black market babies, buy a sweet condo. 
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