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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Screech died

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1356314763446296576?s=20

He's dead now.

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

seems like only yesterday we were saying he sucked

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

smell ya later

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:01

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

gary oldmans diary posted:

seems like only yesterday we were saying he sucked

Does he suck more or less now that he's dead?

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:02

runnypoops: Mar 26, 2016; been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

lol owned

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Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
🔊😴

He's stabbing people at a bar up in heaven now.

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:03

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

he no longer sucks but he will have always sucked

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Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

He was not turtley enough for the Lisa Turtle Club.

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Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Incoming has-been D-list celebrities saying he was a good guy.

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:07

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

I guess he wasn't saved by the bell.

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:09

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

By the end he shoulda been called Wheezy Cough.

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:11

Sucrose: Dec 9, 2009

Who would've thought he'd go out via natural causes?

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:14

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Sucrose posted:

Who would've thought he'd go out via natural causes?

e. coli is a natural cause, right?

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AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

According to his wishes, the actor who portrayed Mr. Belding will be buried along side him. How beautiful.

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Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

I still can't believe that he used a stunt cock in his sex tape back in '06. What a loser.

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:15

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Mr. Belding does a Brilliant Ben Franklin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Ovvj-YpEM

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/l1VkmLz.mp4

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DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Why was his character called screech

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:17

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

i tripped over him once (he was very short) at a flea market that also had lou ferigno and the soup nazi

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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

k

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:23

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

I was expecting another troll thread. Not sure if this is actually worse or better.

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Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

Obviously Screech Powers don�t work on cancer

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:25

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

May Satan crams him into a locker for all eternity.

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:25

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Rockman Reserve posted:

i tripped over him once (he was very short) at a flea market that also had lou ferigno and the soup nazi

he's even shorter now! Bazinga!

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Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

IIIIT'S ALRIIIIGHT

cause i'm in a pine box.

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:27

Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Kevin has been freed.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:29

Echo Chamber: Oct 16, 2008; best username/post combo

Without Dustin Diamond, there would be no YTMND.

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:32

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Cancer is terrible. RIP.

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mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Oscar Wild posted:

I guess he wasn't saved by the bell.

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:35

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

I guess we can call him Screeched?

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:37

Knitting Beetles: Feb 4, 2006; Fallen Rib

Chinatown posted:

Cancer is terrible. RIP.

it's a challenge from God, if you fail and die you go straight to hell

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:42

MackAddie: Jul 10, 2001

You know, if he had died in an auto accident, the jokes would pretty much write themselves.

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Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

It should have been me.

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:47

Zeta Acosta: Dec 16, 2019; #essereFerrari

screeched

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Sex Farm: Nov 17, 2017

[not] saved by the [chemo]

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Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

Chinatown posted:

Cancer is terrible.

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:52

Paper Tiger: Jun 17, 2007; 🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

rip screech

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:52

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I'm hootin' and hollerin', but i'm not screeching

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SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Vastarien posted:

:drat:

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