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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





This guy really enjoys it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKECiyIsq3I

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BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006







OP watch this match, it stars my two favorite wrestleguys the Lucha Bros.

https://youtu.be/y3su6yly2dQ

Pentagon Jr./Penta el Zero Miedo is a skeleton Mortal Kombat ninja who loves having ZERO FEAR of anything and will let you know that by spamming his taunt . He has been known to break arms, spike dudes’ heads into the ground, and is occasionally fooled by others wearing his gear (in that he believes that he has been cloned or is looking in a mirror).

Rey Fenix is his flippier brother who is not bound to the laws of gravity. He flips and flies like nobody else, and has somehow not burst into a cloud of dust anytime he falls from a spectacularly high place. His signature finisher with Penta is to goomba-stomp an opponent’s butt as Penta does a piledriver, then Fenix flies off camera to jump into another opponent. He also has a wonderful smile!

They’re normally a tag team, but sometimes brothers fight! This is just the most recent battle they had, at the egging on of their teammate Eddie Kingston (on commentary in this match, he’s the #1 poo poo-Talker in wrasslin today and you’ll probably love him within 5 minutes).

Also of note, Penta and Fenix are buddies with a shredded goblin-man who is literally called THE BASTARD PAC (because he is a BASTARD). Their trios name is DEATH TRIANGLE, or as it’s informally known TRIANGULO DE LA MUERTE. They’re the best.

Go watch AEW, it is super fun and full of other assorted entertaining people. Then go further and watch Japanese wrestling like NJPW or any Joshi company.

Don’t watch WWE, that poo poo’s for donkey-brains and chuds. Just go watch clips of Macho Man Randy Savage or Stone Cold Steve Austin on youtube if you need to scratch that itch; the fed’s best days are long behind.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 29, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXjdc6kX3eg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU4E7b2DrbM

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Doctor Dogballs posted:

I miss hte 1990s "attitude era " of Chess when you'd have like, Bobby Fischer winning the championship by throwing Razor Ramon into a dumpster filled with fart gas

Doctor Dogballs posted:

Mr. rear end distracts the referee so Garry Kasparov can sneak an extra pawn out from under the ring

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!


Full Metal Jackass posted:

I don't watch wrestling but with this one .gif, I get it now.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010


Over here in euroland its 50/50 beefy gym dudes and hipster dads.

My ex worked at one wrestling event and said that the vibe was very weird.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

W E L C O M E T O M Y C U S T O M T I T L E ! ! !


Plaster Town Cop

Wrestlers are awesome because they have to get their poo poo rocked and continue to act. Imagine George Clooney taking a piledriver and continuing to go about his scene without flinching

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


I still maintain that Middle School Gym Teacher during the WWF Attitude Era was the worst job to ever exist.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.



The dominator was a cool finisher

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


Wrestling is soap operas with better fight choreography. It's a shame that Vince and the other major owners are all literal demons from hell.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002



Wrestling is insanely boring and dumb but the stories from behind the scenes of poo poo like Saudi money and people loving each other over is pretty interesting

Sad that you need the former to get the latter

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020


I haven't actually sat and watched a wrestling show since the 90s but before plague times when I used to go to the gym I preferred the tvs with wrestling or Guy Fieri shows. Really made that elliptical time go by.

dracula vladdy AF
May 6, 2011


AHH F/UGH posted:

Wrestling is insanely boring and dumb but the stories from behind the scenes of poo poo like Saudi money and people loving each other over is pretty interesting

Sad that you need the former to get the latter

wrestling rules actually

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

WWE used to be good

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Bogus Adventure posted:

WWE used to be good


when did lowtax get a wwe cameo!?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs of siren songs
To oohs to ahhs to big applause
With all of my anger I scream and shout
America, I love you but you're freaking me out


Biscuit Hider

Vegetable posted:

congrats you're cheering for redneck to pretend break other redneck's skull and talking like it was real. how is every wrestling fan not the subject of immediate and relentless derision

Most entertainment is fake hth

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

gary oldmans diary posted:

when did lowtax get a wwe cameo!?

When he let the Iron Sheik give him a camel clutch. Also, Wrestling gave us the Iron Sheik who still provides lols to this day:

Tribal Rival
Oct 5, 2008

I am this fiery snail crawling home


Insane clown posse made some crazy videos.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs of siren songs
To oohs to ahhs to big applause
With all of my anger I scream and shout
America, I love you but you're freaking me out


Biscuit Hider

Aardvark! posted:

i want to watch wrestling but i don't know how to get started

TBH I preferred Lucha Underground.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010


the kenny omega vs okada matches were sick as hell

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

Bogus Adventure posted:

WWE used to be good



Also, never forget

https://twitter.com/randyjcruz/status/1355617648609021952

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!



It’s hard to know who to back in a fight these days, as everyone in the ring including the referee is a sex offender.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"


That was so fuckin' great.

EL BROMANCE posted:

It’s hard to know who to back in a fight these days, as everyone in the ring including the referee is a sex offender.

Please don't slander Asuka

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Well if you look at the recent us election, the only thing that matters is that your rapist won

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


Jeff Ranks the Faces in WWE 2K20 | GOTY 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP7nLWzZ3Wk

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

The Jellicle Moon is shining bright


Giant Bomb taught me about Hoodslam and I've never been the same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeML8FYtrAQ

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

EorayMel posted:

Jeff Ranks the Faces in WWE 2K20 | GOTY 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP7nLWzZ3Wk

Speaking of faces, was The Rock a face or a heel? Because I hated him, and I never knew whether or not I was supposed to.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

YeahTubaMike posted:

Speaking of faces, was The Rock a face or a heel? Because I hated him, and I never knew whether or not I was supposed to.

Sometimes a face, sometimes a heel. You could always tell when he was a face depending on whether he was siding with Mick Foley.

Deafboy
Dec 5, 2005


Wrestling absolutely owns, dumb-dumb

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

Bogus Adventure posted:

Sometimes a face, sometimes a heel. You could always tell when he was a face depending on whether he was siding with Mick Foley.

I mean, that's fine and all, he was just never not annoying.

Mick Foley owns though. I think Dude Love was my favorite of his various personalities.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


i watched wwe the other night and it was real bad and they got a dude named "slapjack" now.

i tried watching aew and it's embarrassingly bad bootleg wwe

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Trump is in the WWE hall of fame

Royal Updog
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

i like wrestling, OP. if you don't like wrestling you will almost never get into it as an adult, it is like anime or video games. i don't like anime or video games

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Bonzo posted:

Trump is in the WWE hall of fame









nuketulsa
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram



the BASTARD PAC is my favorite guy and 2 years ago i hadn't watched wrestling since like 1997 WCW nitro takin hits from the bong

hes on AEW him and the luncha bros are fantastic and will make you have a good time

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home


Lmao wrestling appears to own

Royal Updog
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

its like DnD or religion, you miss the window then you're never gonna care unless you're going through some kind of crisis

Straight White Shark
May 16, 2009



Fun Shoe

BodyMassageMachine posted:

OP watch this match, it stars my two favorite wrestleguys the Lucha Bros.

https://youtu.be/y3su6yly2dQ

seems pretty bad

like I appreciate that it's better than typical wwe stuff but that's a pretty low bar to clear

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER



My gramps was all about it

But I watched it growing up in like the 80s-90s.


I'll watch it every now and then. The athletics are amazing.

does the AEW have like witchcraft and necromancers and poo poo?

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Royal Updog
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

blight rhino posted:

My gramps was all about it

But I watched it growing up in like the 80s-90s.


I'll watch it every now and then. The athletics are amazing.

does the AEW have like witchcraft and necromancers and poo poo?

they got a zombie

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