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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010



congrats you're cheering for redneck to pretend break other redneck's skull and talking like it was real. how is every wrestling fan not the subject of immediate and relentless derision

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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

Beachside!


everyone likes rasslin

people like to rassle

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

Beachside!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPnblDsmh3c

Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011


i did scholastic in hs and it was a lot of fun op. takes a lot of athleticism and a decent amount of skill. dunno what you're talking about with this redneck stuff, i'm from michigan, pretty sure high schools have wrestling programs all over the country. i wasn't very good but no one told me that its fake, maybe i won some matches when i was supposed to lose idk.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Do you enjoy broadway shows OP where the actors are wearing tights?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Sorry though OP. I think you might be confused.

This is wrestling.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



https://i.imgur.com/xShQWMQ.mp4

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



i want to watch wrestling but i don't know how to get started

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Aardvark! posted:

i want to watch wrestling but i don't know how to get started
go to a barcade that plays 80s wwf on all the tvs

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

fuck the molice


https://twitter.com/ddtpro_eng/status/1325166802658238467

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup




Aardvark! posted:

i want to watch wrestling but i don't know how to get started

Why, just tune in to AEW Dynamite Wednesdays at 8:00 Eastern on TNT

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin



Aardvark! posted:

i want to watch wrestling but i don't know how to get started

Turn your TV to TNT at 8 pm est this Wednesday night for AEW Dynamite. Or watch it on the TNT app.

Also to OP when wrestling is good it's really good but when it's bad (ie modern WWE) it's dire.

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


OP what is your thoughts on kinnikuman (an anime that is also wrestling)

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

OP is mad they didn't get to participate in the T.I.T.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


https://youtu.be/fqxvBzNblik?t=33

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Mons Hubris posted:

Why, just tune in to AEW Dynamite Wednesdays at 8:00 Eastern on TNT

Its this. It might be rough starting out because you don't know any of the wrestlers or storylines, but aew is phenomenal compared to wwe. Dont even bother with that vince mcmahon garbage.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010


Just stay away from wwe trash you'll find some good wrasslin. also, most wrestlers are pieces of poo poo and chuds hence why there is no union

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


It’s a slobber knocker, OP, bygod

Poasty
Nov 17, 2017


it's the wall, brother

hey wall

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


1redflag posted:

It’s a slobber knocker, OP, bygod

THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY!

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004



Fun Shoe

Apparently Goldberg is still around but he sucks now

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

It owns, OP. It's a soap opera where people pretend to fight, burn people, or throw them in dumpsters.







Bonus cream stream:

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin



There's a wrestler in AEW named Jungle Boy and he comes out to that song "Tarzan Boy" and when crowds come back it's going to be amazing to sing it when he comes out.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



There was a wrassler named Rikishi and his trademark move was to force his opponent to motorboat his huge rear end.

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017



YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

I loved wrestling in the late '90s/early '00s, and I'm sure it was just coincidental that I was a pubescent girl at the time.

edit:

Chief McHeath posted:

There was a wrassler named Rikishi and his trademark move was to force his opponent to motorboat his huge rear end.

Ah, memories.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



Chief McHeath posted:

There was a wrassler named Rikishi and his trademark move was to force his opponent to motorboat his huge rear end.

It's funny Yokozuna and him are just the most generic terms to not confuse anyone too much.

Sumo wrestling loving owns, check out a basho on YouTube sometime and you might just get hooked!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"


What is "One gif that shows exactly why wrestling is awesome," Ken?

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad


The Great Twist

If I mildly liked Celebrity Deathmatch, does that mean I'm a wrestling fan? Asking for myself.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Cool dudes op. Only loving psychos watch MMA and other poo poo where some roided up idiots murder each other, wrassling is theater.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

A Strange Aeon posted:

If I mildly liked Celebrity Deathmatch, does that mean I'm a wrestling fan? Asking for myself.

Now THERE'S something I never understood the appeal of.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Colonel Cancer posted:

Cool dudes op. Only loving psychos watch MMA and other poo poo where some roided up idiots murder each other, wrassling is theater.

Yeah, I've come to appreciate the subtle nuance and art of wrestling after watching a few ugly MMA matches.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Dinosaur Gum

A Fancy Hat posted:

There's a wrestler in AEW named Jungle Boy and he comes out to that song "Tarzan Boy" and when crowds come back it's going to be amazing to sing it when he comes out.

Jungle Boy is Luke Perry's son and knowing this makes his matches all the better.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009



pluto tv has two 24/7 wrestling channels, and one is mexican

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



I mean it’s not 1890, nobody’s gonna show up if you put “disturbed acrobats” on the flier.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

As a kid in the 80s, there was nothing better than watching this guy perform his patented "rectum ripper" in the ring and watching the look of sheer terror on his opponent's face.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad


The Great Twist

I half like a few of the songs on the Mountain Goats album about wrestling, though don't really think it's their best work. Does this make me a wrestling fan?

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Nope



Sir Not Appearing posted:

As a kid in the 80s, there was nothing better than watching this guy perform his patented "rectum ripper" in the ring and watching the look of sheer terror on his opponent's face.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rindaj88QlY

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004



Just start watching Botchamania and work backwards from there

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Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home


I don't watch wrestling but with this one .gif, I get it now.

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