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BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

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OP watch this match, it stars my two favorite wrestleguys the Lucha Bros.

https://youtu.be/y3su6yly2dQ

Pentagon Jr./Penta el Zero Miedo is a skeleton Mortal Kombat ninja who loves having ZERO FEAR of anything and will let you know that by spamming his taunt :miedo: . He has been known to break arms, spike dudes’ heads into the ground, and is occasionally fooled by others wearing his gear (in that he believes that he has been cloned or is looking in a mirror).

Rey Fenix is his flippier brother who is not bound to the laws of gravity. He flips and flies like nobody else, and has somehow not burst into a cloud of dust anytime he falls from a spectacularly high place. His signature finisher with Penta is to goomba-stomp an opponent’s butt as Penta does a piledriver, then Fenix flies off camera to jump into another opponent. He also has a wonderful smile! :haw:

They’re normally a tag team, but sometimes brothers fight! This is just the most recent battle they had, at the egging on of their teammate Eddie Kingston (on commentary in this match, he’s the #1 poo poo-Talker in wrasslin today and you’ll probably love him within 5 minutes).

Also of note, Penta and Fenix are buddies with a shredded goblin-man who is literally called THE BASTARD PAC (because he is a BASTARD). Their trios name is DEATH TRIANGLE, or as it’s informally known TRIANGULO DE LA MUERTE. They’re the best.

Go watch AEW, it is super fun and full of other assorted entertaining people. Then go further and watch Japanese wrestling like NJPW or any Joshi company.

Don’t watch WWE, that poo poo’s for donkey-brains and chuds. Just go watch clips of Macho Man Randy Savage or Stone Cold Steve Austin on youtube if you need to scratch that itch; the fed’s best days are long behind.

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BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

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https://youtu.be/BNgQJ0J0WUo

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

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Gavok posted:


Recently, the boss guy legit died from lung failure and his cult of idiots became good guys by default. They asked an alcoholic cowboy with anxiety issues to join their cult and his refusal was treated as the most heartbreaking thing for both sides. Also, the dead boss guy's 8-year-old son is now in charge of the group.

It also happened at said 8 year old’s birthday and had excellently-timed comedy:

https://youtu.be/7e4rAhxMh5k

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

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This whole thread and nobody has mentioned Orange Cassidy, the laziest wrestler of all time...

https://youtu.be/pQ-L7knAC2Q

...Until he actually puts in effort, and then he’s the loving best.

https://youtu.be/Td47Xp3q_ho

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

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https://youtu.be/r8wigNal8m8

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

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YeahTubaMike posted:

There's a wrestling subforum, right? But I like that this thread is mostly about nostalgia. I don't have anything to say about present-day wrestling, but I can reminisce about '90s WCW/WWF/ECW all day.

Randy Orton Manlove Lockerroom Punchsport Pagoda Wrestlehut 2000 Rowdy Ringsports Don’t Post Puro Here Punch Suplex Pin!

There’s a good WCW Nostalgia thread going that periodically rediscovers incredibly stupid but fun things from the 90s.

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

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Grem posted:

Next you'll tell me Adam Cole isn't 6 feet tall!

ohnononono

https://youtu.be/y2Td2CTuiVY

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

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Prokhor Zakharov posted:

cody rhodes murdered shaq on live television and now he's dead

Nah Shaq disappeared out of the ambulance they loaded him into.

Where to? Find out on Shaq Lifetm!

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

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Royal Updog posted:

raven's a problematic dipshit but relative to most wrestlers he had about two more layers of self-awareness

https://youtu.be/-yUGi2X42sQ

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

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quote:

John Cena

https://youtu.be/onMSfF6w7k8

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BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

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Bright Future posted:

Why isn't Miro in every episode/segment?

Good news!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1431315579420348418?s=20

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