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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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Bogus Adventure
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Itoh has all of my respect

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Lid posted:

Rey Mysterio was good but have you read the Gospel of Rey Fenix?

Nice, another San Diegan Luchador :hellyeah:

Bogus Adventure
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:piss: :piss: :piss: :piss: :piss: :piss: :piss:



:piss: :piss: :piss: :piss: :piss: :piss: :piss:

That is loving awesome!!!

I need a Rey Fenix/Maki Itoh tag team to happen now that she's coming to AEW.

https://twitter.com/maki_itoh/status/1356184400069713926

https://twitter.com/maki_itoh/status/1329800414561148933

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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This is so my poo poo.

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frankenfreak posted:

Everyone who respects her should unite in a group, some form of... army perhaps.

A "respect army"? Nah, that'd never happen...

Bogus Adventure
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CptAwesome posted:

A lot of this has aged very badly but Scott Steiner is probably pro wrestling personified


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD9SXH4T4Fc

The Steiner brothers were huge pieces of poo poo, but they were loving talented. Scott was juiced up on roids, but still able to do acrobatics and high-flying stunts like the Frankensteiner.

Bogus Adventure
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Justin Godscock posted:

It really wasn't until the final year or two of WCW did Scott Steiner decline to the point where he's really just a meme worth a laugh.

Prof. Crocodile posted:

One of them has a deformed chest that he's repeatedly tried to cover up with tattoos and stupid hats. At some point you just put on a loving shirt dude.

e: It's Scott



I'm still impressed a dude as big as him could do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw8NJD7wE58

Of course then he devolved into this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnEzU_x6PY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXReH5ktleQ

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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Wow, he really stopped caring, lol.

Bogus Adventure
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I enjoy that this thread that originally was meant to poo poo on wrestling has turned into a pretty kickin' rad wrestling thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc_gA1RiYxo

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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FilthyImp posted:

That Steinertalk is purestrain MachoMan shittalking.

His promos are hilarious, but I meant his wrestling ability. He misses a ton of his spots, and you see a lot of why TNA Wrestling is a joke.

Bogus Adventure
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Bonzo posted:

The Hogans are basically the life force of Florida in human form.





Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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Lol, I remember this commercial. It loving owns.

FilthyImp posted:

Now that I can agree on.

I think he god older, bigger, and lost some agility in the process. The compromise was just being a big freak cartoon Character to distract from the bad technical base.

Yeah, Scott is great on the mic because he's a GENETIC FREAK, and he's not normal. Everything he says is hilarious, whether intentional or not.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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Let's post more wrestlers and their spawn







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CptAwesome posted:

Ok but who is the gigantic man behind the rock and his daughter? Rocky Johnson?

It's Vince McMahon after his latest HGH/horse steroids treatment

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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Poohs Packin posted:

Its Ric Flair (WOOO!) and his daughter Charlotte.

WOOO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzLhuKkHxFw&t=62s

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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That song you quoted is now stuck in my head, lol

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Big Beef City posted:

Actually I think you'll find that I'm a powerful legend who once rescued a paralyzed child from the international house of pancakes while performing a lute solo and perfectly suplexing every member of the Dudley Boys through handcrafted tables that I meticulously built myself

Are you Sting?

I mean the musician, not the wrestler.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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I still lol about the time Booker T dropped an N-bomb when calling Hulk Hogan out in a promo and his immediate reaction

Lol

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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For anyone who says "wrestling is fake!!!" check out Mia K getting a crash course from Thunder Rosa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCM4nOBovz0

Bogus Adventure
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El Santo and Blue Demon loving own







Bonus Maki Itoh gif

Bogus Adventure
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:

You should watch some wrestling duder it's good as hell







Like, I don't understand 99% of what she says in this promo, but it's funny as hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHxnTfOdMFU

Bogus Adventure
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Flyball posted:

It's really athletic, it's really dangerous, and it's really theater.

And it's really loving awesome

Bogus Adventure
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Gavok posted:

A spooky swamp preacher evolved into the host of a kids TV show with demonic undercurrents and could turn himself into a nigh-invincible monster clown. He challenged Cena to a match at Wrestlemania, but instead of having a wrestling match, he dragged Cena through time and space in what was supposed to be an artistic deconstruction of Cena's career. Then Cena vanished from reality and was never heard from again.

Was this Bray Wyatt? I bet it was Bray Wyatt.

Lmao.

Bogus Adventure
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MakaVillian posted:

They would need another WCW to push them I think, which probably won't happen given their size now.

AEW exists, and is extremely cool and very good.

Bogus Adventure
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Supreme Allah posted:

the one thing about Vince that even the WCW/Turner guys admitted -- you're never putting that fucker out of business. He's a poo poo heel carny sadist racist etc etc but you'r not beating him at wrasslin promotion

Hell's bells WWE somehow just recorded their most profitable year in history (and of course are cutting pay and poo poo)

From their 4th quarter earnings report


After aew there'll be dcw and then xyw and then wwwwww and etc but they aren't putting Vince mac man out of business

Part of that is because Vince McMahon is the ultimate wrasslin' heel. He's owner, gets involved in matches, and is legitimately insane. I'll probably always watch WWE just because Vince is involved and a loving psycho.

Bogus Adventure
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Supreme Allah posted:

But suddenly this musak will hit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mMyeApQD7Q

Shane wanted to buy UFC way back before it was worth anything. So basically there's a 2nd Vince hovering

ngl, I like Shane-o-Mac, but I'm guessing Stephanie will take it over. She's also narcissistic enough to be Vince 2.0

Shane's dance is pretty cool, though.

Bogus Adventure
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lmao

Defiance Industries posted:

Shane McMahon is, in WWE lore, the best wrestler in the world. He won a tournament that proved it.

Shane is not a great wrestler, but I will 100% give him his dues for doing some of the most insane elbow drops.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jP74i6lVI8

Bogus Adventure
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lmao



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MakaVillian posted:

I realize the Kahn's are actual billionaires but most of their (particularly Tony's) net worth is tied up in other franchises in far more lucrative sports. He can't just start throwing money at guys like Turner would/could do.

Also Kenny Omega and other co-owner have outright said they don't plan on competing directly with WWE, where that was Turner's main goal.

They don't need to compete with WWE because they already won by getting Maki Itoh, the Cutest in the World and the Deity of poo poo. (google that because it's a bit nws)

Bogus Adventure
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It's a pretty great retort to Jim Cornette's tweet, but to be expected from the Queen of the Simps.

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

Thanks to whoever brought this up, because I did not know that Jim Cornette has a podcast. I spent part of the weekend listen to him recount stories about the Steiner brothers engaging in reckless driving and gunplay, and about old-timey wrestling riots.

Also I did not expect Jim Cornette to be a super left-leaning atheist. Guess you can't judge a tennis racket by its cover.

Yeah, Cornette's take on the Ultimate Warrior's "Destrucity" is pretty great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOv2ewcrFDA

Bogus Adventure
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Gentle Autist posted:

why do wrestlers all have bodies that look kinda beerdad

like most of them look all bloated and lovely (but obv pretty big and strong)

is it because
- they are all alholics/drug addicts
- its something to do with steroids
- they are actually realistic bodies for people who need to be strong and pretty agile, rather than fashion/movie bodies
- they are actually unfit shitlords

john cena seems to actually be buff and cut but most of them look like sausage meat stuffed in a sock

Being super cut/buff doesn't make for great wrestlers. See the Ultimate Warrior.

Bogus Adventure
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Cena's alcohol tolerance is loving legendary.

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A talking coyote posted:

Where does he fall on a scale from CM Punk to Andre the Giant?

Probably at the limit of non-giant humans. No normal mortal can best Andre.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

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Smackdown was and will always be superior in my opinion because I could watch it on UPN growing up.

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StarkRavingMad posted:

The Bastard Driver is also a good one

https://twitter.com/KVR216/status/1213427694177787904?s=20

And the 24 Sai:



Ibushi has an unbreakable neck and so he doesn't care about yours

:staredog:

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Bogus Adventure
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drat, Doink owned. Both of them.

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