NBA Feb N/V: The Property Crimes of Marietta, GA

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Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Shumpert has been a good defender here and there but he has a hard time staying consistent with it. I guess as pickups go that's probably one of the better ones unless some people we don't expect get bought out in a month or two.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 23:54

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 14:55

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I have always been on the record that Luka has never been great at basketball between the second half of January until June and so far, for various reasons, I have yet to have this ridiculous statement proven wrong.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 00:54

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Algund Eenboom posted:

The nets should�ve kept david nwaba, even if he is injured currently. Or maybe they could give up a couple picks for Xavier tillman (sorry grizz)

You are right. If I'm going to have someone play designated defender Nwaba is pretty close to the best you can get there.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 04:04

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

AggressivelyStupid posted:

https://twitter.com/mcten/status/1356431120670187521?s=20

I'm going to push The Button

They tried so hard to kick those women out of the game gently over like 20 minutes.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 04:06

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

Lmao, seen a lot of these but th is is the best one.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 05:26

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Stevie Lee posted:

why???

Announcers have twice brought up "well guys have clauses in their contracts are based on this" as the explanation so they aren't even pretending.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 17:32

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

MourningView posted:

As if they couldn't still pick the team and then not have the dumb game.

Yeah that's a good point. They don't actually need to do the game even.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 18:07

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I think the Rockets have indeed righted the ship. James Harden might have been rash to jump ship so fast.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 19:31

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

jackofarcades posted:

all it took was for boogie to see willie cauley stein guarding him

Well and the Rockets just listed John Wall out on Wednesday with the reason: Achilles so hopefully that's rest and I really didn't curse them with praise.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 20:01

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Salvor_Hardin posted:

It got big teen roast energy:

Lmao please tell me it's a parody.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 22:53

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

WhyteRyce posted:

lmao

Salvor_Hardin posted:

I literally GISed for "Chris Del Chris" and snagged the first hit, not realizing I got the authentic copy.

e: ^^^ WhyteRyce got the parody version. This one is somehow real.

Well I guess it's about right for Orange.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 22:55

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

dokmo posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1356728605154377733

He should have kneeled.

Red Rox posted:

Why, can't you handle the starting lineup of Chris, Chris, Cody, Curtis and Chad?

Absolutely not.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 23:46

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

MourningView posted:

Dang I didnt even like him as a prospect what a dummy

It should have been Kareem or Wilt but mostly Magic/Bird and then some people would say Russell because of all the titles. Like someone else said the league mostly did not exist in the public consciousness until Magic and Bird.

If you want to feel better New Yorker Twitter is still trying to insert him into the ROTY argument so if LaMelo gets hurt or something you may end up right.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 03:28

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

AggressivelyStupid posted:

When do they move James to the 5 permanently

I think they at least have to pretend to start DeAndre to keep Durant happy otherwise they would already be there.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 04:45

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

The 80s was late enough that if it was broadcast it's probably in a vault or private library somewhere or other, yeah I wish there was a way to see it. You can sometimes google individual classics . . .

# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 09:50

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Dejan Bimble posted:

Who are the rick and morty of the NBA?

Chris Paul and Ayton. Booker is the mom/Rick's daughter. Frank Kaminsky is the dad.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 17:43

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Senator Drinksalot posted:

Seems like that extreme freelance offense would work for a team like the nets where everyone is ridiculously talented and in tune with each other.

Kenny Atkins would have worked great but he also is like the opposite of a superstar coach.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 20:33

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Brolander posted:

how you like Texas so far Vic

"oh it's great, everyone is so welcoming and I really feel lik-"

TOO BAD

https://twitter.com/TheHoopCentral/status/1357364039911837699?s=20

Lol drat. I guess if you're trying to fade for Cade he's counterproductive to that end.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 19:30

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

euphronius posted:

West votes are completely fraudulent

Yeah they deleted all the Caruso votes.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 07:07

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

If the players want the AS game then why do none of the players seem to want to play the game:

https://twitter.com/BigSargeSportz/status/1357581550070677505

# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 07:59

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Ghost Dog posted:

people with boring or annoying voices should not do mediums where they do nothing but talk. do not respond to this saying im a guy with an annoying voice, thank you

I am sorry Pop I wish I had started before my lungs went bad.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 19:48

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Arenas is pretty positive. Uncrowned Hall of Famer Robert Horry, too.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 21:46

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

anakha posted:

Both Kawhi and Giannis have spoken out against holding the ASG. There has to be a cancellation being announced soon.

Draymond talks about being surprised that a superstar's out of shape, and it's not Harden or Doncic. I suspect he's referring to AD.

Why in the world would you suspect that? The Lakers hit training camp a month and a half after winning the title and then basically played four games a week until this week. When did he even have time to get out of shape?

# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 19:22

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

anakha posted:

at least a half-step slower compared to last season pre-bubble.

This is nuts.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 20:06

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Hmm why would the coach say things to keep a guy motivated who has issues with motivation.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 20:40

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Good to see the Pelicans winning. Sad to see the Grizzlies losing.

WhyteRyce posted:

Haliburton had a shooting slump for a few games and people said other teams are adjusting to him. He then started scoring 20+ a game.

I love my Fox-Haliburton War Crimes backcourt

lmao

# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 10:46

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I am not sure what team pays Oladipo but also can use him so that he's actually successful like Indiana did.

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/ChrisBHaynes/status/1358824871548116998

This makes me happy.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 22:26

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

morestuff posted:

How, specifically? Just dominate the ball?

Also not arguably having someone who is better at doing that.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 22:36

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Tae posted:

I haven't looked at the standings in forever, and talk made it seem like the Warriors were in last place. They're 12-11?

It turns out that Steph is really good and Draymond is important even if he's shooting like 40% and doing triple singles.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 02:24

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Draymond once again owning me for publicly defending him.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 05:29

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

The Spurs have practically weaponized their mediocrity.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 09:45

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

The Lakers do miss Howard at times, more than anyone else they lost, but not enough to have justified passing on Gasol.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 05:34

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Athanatos posted:

Role player.

And that role is Superstar.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 05:59

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Hand Knit posted:

Congrats to the Jazz on becoming the Dwight Howard era Rockets, I guess.

They also play defense.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 18:57

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Jarret Jack has always had a rep as a great locker room guy so that makes sense.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 06:55

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Metapod posted:

Lakers are lucky they won't face okc in the playoffs

Nuggets should send Murray and a bunch of picks for Dort.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 08:15

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Dort was in the lottery on some boards but he was really misused at ASU so not surprisingly it was pretty difficult for non-regular Pac-12 watchers to have eyes on him. I definitely thought he'd get drafted though.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 19:56

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

On Monday's game in that same situation, Lebron pivoted like he was going to go left, then went right and got an easy bucket. I just think last night he thought hitting a fade anyway would've been cooler.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 20:10

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Metapod posted:

Lol okc lost by 2 and at the end of the 3rd diallo goaltended a 3pt heave

Masterful tanking.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2021 05:25

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 14:55

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

MourningView posted:

Please consider the Utah Jazz

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1360414112438759427?s=19

https://twitter.com/theScore/status/1360431708349362182?s=19

They're good.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2021 06:23

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