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sisterSyzygy: The funk soul brother at the back of her head has gone dark. Forever.

whats everyone's #1 crunchable sunflower seed to snack on during the long posting hours. this is my new main squeeze

the salt is just enough to coat my tongue with blisters so the cool drinks im sippin taste even better. this is the way it's supposed to be

# ? Feb 2, 2021 10:29

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 11:37

Heather Papps: hello friend

are you the type to toss handfulls in your mouth and crunch em all up and spit out the husks in a wad or are you a one at a time type?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 2, 2021 23:00

The Walrus Cancer: If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.

Heather Papps posted:

are you the type to toss handfulls in your mouth and crunch em all up and spit out the husks in a wad or are you a one at a time type?

You spit out the husks?

# ? Feb 2, 2021 23:34

Prof. Crocodile

Im thinkin about thos husks

# ? Feb 3, 2021 00:45

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

I used to eat seeds at work because I could eat them all day and only go through like a quarter cup of them. I tried the bbq flavor once but it was Too Much

# ? Feb 3, 2021 03:15

sisterSyzygy: The funk soul brother at the back of her head has gone dark. Forever.

Heather Papps posted:

are you the type to toss handfulls in your mouth and crunch em all up and spit out the husks in a wad or are you a one at a time type?

one at a time baby. i need to be scientific like the scientists at the sunflower seed factory want me to be

sk posted:

I used to eat seeds at work because I could eat them all day and only go through like a quarter cup of them. I tried the bbq flavor once but it was Too Much

you cant overdo it with sunflower seeds because it's just husk, seed and whatever you have on there. it's a tough setup for a snack but worth it

# ? Feb 3, 2021 10:11

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Rosettas posted:

you cant overdo it with sunflower seeds because it's just husk, seed and whatever you have on there. it's a tough setup for a snack but worth it

give me some gently caress*ng pepperoni flavored seeds

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# ? Feb 3, 2021 16:55

City of Glompton

dill pikl

# ? Feb 3, 2021 20:19

cruft

The Walrus Cancer posted:

You spit out the husks?

Another husk-eater chiming in.

Ayup. I guess that's all I have to contribute to this.

# ? Feb 3, 2021 21:52

Heather Papps: hello friend

The Walrus Cancer posted:

You spit out the husks?

honestly: sometimes

Rosettas posted:

one at a time baby. i need to be scientific like the scientists at the sunflower seed factory want me to be

a noble technique.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 4, 2021 02:39

nut

wait so u eat the husks????

# ? Feb 4, 2021 02:40

Heather Papps: hello friend

Heather Papps posted:

honestly: sometimes

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 4, 2021 02:55

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

op if I may be so bold I'd like 2 share my personal seed eating technique ITT. real post

get a small handful, maybe 10 or 15 seeds and put em in ur mouth. Suck all the salt out first and then start popping them shits open one at a time. Crack, store the kernel in ur upper lip, spit out the husk. Rinse and repeat. At the end of this process u should have a small feast stored in ur upper lip like some kind of seed varmint. U earned it, hands free

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# ? Feb 4, 2021 03:01

posting smiling

i prefer the petals to the seeds

# ? Feb 4, 2021 03:04

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

best flavor out there imo

# ? Feb 4, 2021 03:09

Heather Papps: hello friend

prepuce repurposed posted:

best flavor out there imo

mmm i love my CRABS, SHRIMP, CHICKEN seeds

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 4, 2021 03:10

posting smiling

this flavor is better

# ? Feb 4, 2021 03:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Feb 4, 2021 03:13

Prof. Crocodile

prepuce repurposed posted:

op if I may be so bold I'd like 2 share my personal seed eating technique ITT. real post

get a small handful, maybe 10 or 15 seeds and put em in ur mouth. Suck all the salt out first and then start popping them shits open one at a time. Crack, store the kernel in ur upper lip, spit out the husk. Rinse and repeat. At the end of this process u should have a small feast stored in ur upper lip like some kind of seed varmint. U earned it, hands free

This is an advanced technique, and I would not recommend it to new users.

# ? Feb 4, 2021 03:14

Heather Papps: hello friend

posting smiling posted:

this flavor is better

munch munch chew gulp yum give me those petals

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 4, 2021 03:17

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

prepuce repurposed posted:

best flavor out there imo

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Feb 4, 2021 03:35

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

It's like mom's jambalaya but in seed form

# ? Feb 4, 2021 03:46

Twenty Four

Am I the only one who eats their seeds regular baseball style? Throw multiple (however many you feel ok with, the more the better, like a hand full) in your mouth, move em to one bottom side of your mouth between your cheek and molars, fish one over with your tongue to the molars on the other side, crack open, split it further and pull the seed out with your front teeth and tongue, spit out the shell, chew the seed down on the empty side and swallow, repeat as a salty tasty time waster / distraction.

Chewing up and swallowing the shells and everything wholesale sounds like a literal pain in the rear end (later). Unless some people are talking about the little thin husk thing inside the shell and just eating them pre-shelled then sure whatever.

I haven't had any in a while and I go back and forth on brands but the cracked pepper and salt are my favorites. Definitely better then regular salted without getting into the flavors that start to get tiresome after a short while.

# ? Feb 8, 2021 11:34

vanisher

Sammys big bag o husks (only husks!)

Now with larger husks

# ? Feb 8, 2021 16:45

Khanstant

i like chewing on rose leaves out in a garden wherever, def interested in the tin of sun leafs

# ? Feb 8, 2021 18:42

Escape From Noise

nut posted:

wait so u eat the husks????

Gotta get that fibre! Otherwise how are you going to impress everyone at the next communal toilet sesh?

# ? Feb 8, 2021 19:08

nut

how do u prevent a sunflower tree from growing out of ur mouth while u eat

# ? Feb 9, 2021 16:49

vanisher

nut posted:

how do u prevent a sunflower tree from growing out of ur mouth while u eat

need to make sure your mouth is extremely dry so they don't get nourishment

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# ? Feb 9, 2021 18:22

nut

scowling and thinking unhappy thoughts while trying to husk a seed

# ? Feb 9, 2021 18:23

Escape From Noise

nut posted:

how do u prevent a sunflower tree from growing out of ur mouth while u eat

More important question: why would you prevent this?

# ? Feb 9, 2021 18:28

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Serious question from seasoned salted sunflower seed snacker:
Will my lips grow back?

# ? Feb 10, 2021 01:53

more falafel please: forums poster

I've never successfully eaten and handful of seeds even though I grew up playing baseball

I just never developed the mouth dexterity

wait maybe I shouldn't brag about this I mean I'm good at sex and all

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# ? Feb 10, 2021 02:30

Heather Papps: hello friend

one good thing about sunflower seeds is there isn't a funnier food to eat angrily

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 10, 2021 19:57

vanisher

Rating the most delicious husks and peels:

1. Sunflower
2. Peanut
3. Banana

# ? Feb 10, 2021 21:10

Heather Papps: hello friend

vanisher posted:

Rating the most delicious husks and peels:

1. Sunflower
2. Peanut
3. Banana

how could you forget pineapple!?!?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 10, 2021 21:20

nut

vanisher posted:

Rating the most delicious husks and peels:

1. Sunflower
2. Peanut
3. Banana

1. Paint
2. cicada
3. skin

# ? Feb 10, 2021 21:40

vanisher

I'm on that husk and peel diet

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# ? Feb 10, 2021 21:51

vanisher

Heather Papps posted:

how could you forget pineapple!?!?

pineapple husk is a rare treat if you can get it. pick your teeth with the pointy stalks afterword

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# ? Feb 10, 2021 21:51

Heather Papps: hello friend

you see that dude in the dugout? yeah, the huge one. check out what he's - YEAH HOLY poo poo RIGHT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS TOSSING WHOLE WALNUTS INTO HIS MOUTH AND CHOMPIN' EM DOWN we are hosed

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 10, 2021 22:15

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 11:37

nut

putting the kinder egg wrapper and all in my mouth pulling out the fully assembled toy afterwards

# ? Feb 11, 2021 00:12

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