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you could have another guy who assists in feeding the hogs by geently corralling them and whatnot, manually, he would be called the Hog Toucher.
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 17:35 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 13:17 |
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Some hogs in heat cause a commotion. Farmers must get involved to break it up.
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 17:35 |
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Visible Stink posted:When I worked in the produce department of a supermarket our reason was that there was no way to tell whether the person was actually going to give it to their animals or if they were going to eat it themselves. If they ate it and got sick, the supermarket would be liable since they cannot sell food intended for human consumption which is not fit for eating. So you just have to tell em no and chuck it all away which I agree kind of sucks Additionally even if they DO feed it to their animals there's still liability - a local place i worked at once stopped doing this when a hog died due to a box staple in his intestine
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 17:36 |
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The Walrus posted:Additionally even if they DO feed it to their animals there's still liability - a local place i worked at once stopped doing this when a hog died due to a box staple in his intestine An intestinal hog hemorrhage, if you will
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 17:40 |
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I want to know why they don't feed smaller hogs to bigger ones then those to even bigger ones so you just end up with one massive hog?
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 18:01 |
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this idea fits perfectly with my plan for everybody to only eat slop from now on
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 18:04 |
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these are all good ideas
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 22:23 |
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Why don't hogs, the largest grocery, simply not eat all of the other groceries?
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 22:32 |
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Trash hog for sale, never fed
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 22:53 |
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i eat slop and i stink frown upon me
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 22:54 |
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I'd kill for some ducking slop rn
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 22:57 |
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Hogswap, the new app for trading hogs without all those pesky dealer fees.* *App currently available in San Francisco only
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 22:58 |
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Can I pay a reasonable sum to feed the hogs slop waste I don't need to touch the hogs I just want to watch them eat garbage and maybe shout at them
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 23:00 |
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Or if not would I be able to write letters to my favorite hog and then have the hog eat my letters while watching it even if I have to watch it via webcam or some other remote viewing service I would like to know that my hog received its letter and got to enjoy it
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 23:02 |
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Do hogs have a soul?
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 23:04 |
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It's stored in the balls
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 23:08 |
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That actually makes sense thx
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 23:10 |
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A hog would get seriously ill from the average american's diet
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 23:16 |
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GABA ghoul posted:A hog would get seriously ill from the average american's diet NO WONDER HEALTH CARES SO ESPENSVE!!!!
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 23:17 |
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GABA ghoul posted:A hog would get seriously ill from the average american's diet This isn't true I have raised multiple hogs to fruition on a complete American diet with each hog completing multiple cycles at maximum efficiency.
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 23:19 |
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we should probably let the hogs eat all our corpses instead of just burying them
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 23:20 |
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Mozi posted:we should probably let the hogs eat all our corpses instead of just burying them Why waste the value? Let the people eat corpses, and we'll feed the unpalatable disgusting bits to the hogs!
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 23:21 |
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All of this talk about hogs is making me hungry for some expired grocery slop
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 23:23 |
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Business idea: Hogwash. I haven't determined any specifics yet but the name is all you really need to make big $$$
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 23:24 |
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Aardvark! posted:Business idea: Hogwash. I haven't determined any specifics yet but the name is all you really need to make big $$$ Big Beef City handwashing hogs people bring in. He pays you to wash them.
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# ? Feb 3, 2021 23:25 |
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Because then the hog farmers would go in and tamper with food they want for their hogs to make sure they get it and not people Not even joking, I used to work in the pet department at Wal-Mart and when I suggested we donate damaged bags and tins to animal shelters, I was told that would make the animal shelter workers come in and destroy product. Same goes for donating food or clothing to homeless shelters.
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 00:13 |
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Lmao if you believe this management spiel for a moment
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 00:13 |
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Slaughter hogs so we can make hot dogs from their anuses, and then feed it back to them in a grocery store slop Circle of life
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 00:40 |
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they do and I'll have you to stop calling me that thank you
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 00:41 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Because then the hog farmers would go in and tamper with food they want for their hogs to make sure they get it and not people
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 01:06 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Because then the hog farmers would go in and tamper with food they want for their hogs to make sure they get it and not people Hahaha it is pretty funny to picture SPCA with its own intelligence division sending out militias to sabotage enemy supplies so they fall into their hands
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 01:13 |
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What if we could train the hogs to work in the store and paid them with old food and also they got to wear like cute hats and little boots
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 01:24 |
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"Cleanup on aisle 9" sound of 30-50 feral employees stampeding
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 01:24 |
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horg
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 01:26 |
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 01:55 |
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Remember when "teacup pigs" were a thing and people thought they would make great house pets only instead of saying small and cute they grew to be like 200lb.
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 02:02 |
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uh hello? leviticus 11:7 anyone
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 03:02 |
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why not turn the food into charcoal and then use it to power a steam generator so they don't have to pay for electricity?
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 03:11 |
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oh no all this waste it's not green and wasting food just feed it to the drat hogs and then eat them hogs will eat fresh cow manure and turn it into edible tasty safe meat. ever seen a hog dive snout-first into a steaming hot cow pie? i have, and i ate that hog a few months later. hogs are literally recycling machines from hell
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 03:21 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 13:17 |
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think of all the great pork products that could be given to the starving people of the world if grocery stores just fed their old poo poo to hogs
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 03:27 |