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some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Jimmy Dore is a maoist plant sent to divide the left and hasten the fall of America by preventing even the flimsiest attempts at reform with FTV nonsense

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some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Lindsey Graham is the hidden madhi

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Joe Biden left the voicemail from the GnR version of knockin on heavens door

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
op is bad and should be banned

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
im gay

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

ah the ol reverse HUAC

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
Marie Kondo is the new front for Aleph.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLXiOfTkPeE

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
partial list of CIA assets:

Nathan J Robinson
Krystal Ball
Shaun King
Sean McElwee

human garbage bag
Jan 8, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Batman is bruce gretzky

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

I'm gay

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


this poster is a dog

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

you know who else is gay? that's right, former president barack obama

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Navalny, who is a CIA asset 100%, was not poisoned

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

Glenn Greenwald doesn't actually like dogs and just puts up with them for the sake of his hot brazilian husband

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Jamal Khashoggi was actually died of food poisoning and the Saudis tried to cover it up before anyone slandered their cooking

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Donald Trump is kyoon

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

some plague rats posted:

Jamal Khashoggi was actually died of food poisoning and the Saudis tried to cover it up before anyone slandered their cooking

lol

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

The CIA is a myth

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Fortaleza posted:

Glenn Greenwald doesn't actually like dogs and just puts up with them for the sake of his hot brazilian husband

very relatable

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Jeffery Epstein wasn't actually a pedophile, he was a fanatical Spanish nationalist but once former presidents started turning up on his LOL ETA Express he was too embarrassed to say anything

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

Rahm Emmanuel's favorite movie of all time is actually The Godfather Part III

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

Dan Crenshaw actually lost his eye from some broken glass after breaking into an ex-girlfriends trailer home, he just made up the IED story after getting into politics.

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


https://twitter.com/immolations/status/1323777263800885249?s=20

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Eugene V. Debs was a spy for the Kaiser.

John Henry proved absolutely nothing because even if he did the job faster and better, he died and the machine was good to go the next day.

The embassy in Cuba was attacked with sonic weapons, wielded by Cicadas. That had been personally trained by Vladimir Putin.

Lenin was trans (which is cool) but also a TERF (which is confusing and bad)

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
this thread isn't supposed to be "obvious truths to anyone with a functioning brain" smh

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
sorry

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

50% of the tankies/bernie bros in CSPAM are trolling and are in real life finance bros who started trolling because they wanted to know the lingo so they could bang socdem women

Unfortunately, there is no way to tell them apart from the sincere tankies/bernie bros

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

taintrunner secretly voted for biden

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



CSPAM is full of good posts

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Nebakenezzer posted:

50% of the tankies/bernie bros in CSPAM are trolling and are in real life finance bros who started trolling because they wanted to know the lingo so they could bang socdem women

Unfortunately, there is no way to tell them apart from the sincere tankies/bernie bros

There's actually two ways: 1. the finance bro trolls have coke that isn't stepped on and 2. they gently caress way better

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

The Illuminati really does have a facility underneath the Denver airport and the bluecifer sculptor guy was their sacrifice. But now that everyone knows and the airport even jokes about it they don't use it much anymore because it "killed the vibe".

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

oxsnard posted:

op is bad and should be banned

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

oxsnard posted:

op is bad and should be banned

Everyone is judging me by my enemies right. If not can you all start

Viginti Septem
Jan 9, 2021

Oculus Noctuae
Investing your life savings in meme stonks on Robinhood is still a safe bet.

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


Nebakenezzer posted:

50% of the tankies/bernie bros in CSPAM are trolling and are in real life finance bros who started trolling because they wanted to know the lingo so they could bang socdem women

Unfortunately, there is no way to tell them apart from the sincere tankies/bernie bros

close, I’m a gay tech bro that wants tight socdem twink rear end

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

Wheeee posted:

taintrunner secretly voted for biden

i genuinely believe this

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
jfk was a scanner

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Fluoride Jones posted:

i genuinely believe this

Yeah 100% same

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Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

JFK was a devoted and faithful husband but his administration fostered things like the Monroe rumors to make him seem cooler and manlier.

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