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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




The radical commies are deluding themselves if they think they can cancel me!

With your help, fellow patroits, we will save a country and also pay my legal counsel, Ted Whyte Esq.

We can't let the atnifas win, buy my poo poo now!


















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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




MyZombo can do anything, as long as you let it!

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Can you smell the rock he's cooking?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




You both win!

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




:allears:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






e: fixed a border and bettered the drawn effect

Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Feb 7, 2021

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




MageMage posted:

Hi everyone

So believe it or not I just finished getting done working for mypillow for a little over 2 years. I was in outside sales. You might have seen me at a Costco or a Home & Garden show! Costco is not renewing the contract in February so I'm out of a job. Anyway, I digress.

This is a genuine demographic I pitched to Mike himself, we never got off the "I wonder what if" stage. I still have a copy of that email to the big man himself:



So, it was considered!

Ok this is definitely the best submission so far.
Nobody will ever top this.


MageMage posted:

Funny thing you can get an autographed Mike Lindell bobblehead that's nearly identical:

https://www.mypillow.com/mikelindellbobbleheads.html

That's the one I used. :)

And LOL his autograph is worth 6$. (I'm sure it's a staffer signing 'em but still)

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Found a font for the logo:

https://famfonts.com/my-pillow/


e: MyToronto




e2: fixed the leech link

Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 07:01 on Feb 7, 2021

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Dick Bastardly posted:

Bronze Fonz what have you done

Oh what's this about?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Dick Bastardly posted:

I thought I was going to get nightmares from this thread. So far I have been spared the evil pillow man's night terrors... for now...

Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Feb 6, 2021

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






fuctifino posted:

My Pilau would also work from a vegan carbohydrate-based viewpoint.

Pffff look at this NUTjob!

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




AHH F/UGH posted:

Except maybe to make this guy really fat

Request fulfilled!

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




My Lisa

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




:chanpop:

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Parahexavoctal posted:

Anyone have both the skills and the stomach to produce something about myiasis?

:stare:


Is that a loving maggot crawling under your skin or are you just really, really unhappy to see me?

e:

Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Feb 9, 2021

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