the planet where nobody has balls

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in a galaxy like ours planetary parralel evolution has lead to a species so perfectly similar that their culture and civilisation and even language mirrors ours in almost everyway. But there's one curious difference. Nobody has got balls. No really, they don't even have a concept of balls. That's basically the only difference. If anything we're the weird ones for having balls if you think about it.

# ? Feb 4, 2021 16:20

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where do they store the pee??

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# ? Feb 4, 2021 18:03

alexandriao

Prurient Squid posted:

in a galaxy like ours planetary parralel evolution has lead to a species so perfectly similar that their culture and civilisation and even language mirrors ours in almost everyway. But there's one curious difference. Nobody has got balls. No really, they don't even have a concept of balls. That's basically the only difference. If anything we're the weird ones for having balls if you think about it.

OP, how do they see. With square eyes????

# ? Feb 4, 2021 18:14

biosterous

do they play cool sports like "base" and "foot" and "basket'

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# ? Feb 4, 2021 23:58

cruft

biosterous posted:

do they play cool sports like "base" and "foot" and "basket'

think of the poor doggos in the park, just sitting there waiting for the human to do something, but nobody can figure out what

# ? Feb 5, 2021 00:08

cruft

Flat earth society is actually right in this universe.

# ? Feb 5, 2021 00:09

cruft

BB guns are just B guns, which are constantly confused with bee guns, with sometimes tragic outcomes.

# ? Feb 5, 2021 00:11

cruft

Roller rinks hire kids to wear jackets covered with hundreds tiny flashlights, and turn around slowly for hours on end. It's kind of awkward but they've learned to just accept it because it's neat looking.

# ? Feb 5, 2021 00:15

biosterous

cruft posted:

think of the poor doggos in the park, just sitting there waiting for the human to do something, but nobody can figure out what

why don't the people just throw a stick though

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# ? Feb 5, 2021 00:32

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

what shape is the planet

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Feb 5, 2021 00:49

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I...I volunteer as tribute. I would like to go to the place without balls.

# ? Feb 5, 2021 01:17

FutonForensic

twilight zone episode where im the only one with balls and everyone thinks im hilarious but they're not sure why

# ? Feb 5, 2021 01:49

xcheopis

A planet of women is just fine with me.

# ? Feb 5, 2021 05:16

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where we're going, we don't need balls

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# ? Feb 5, 2021 05:38

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I'm Bally the ball sprite. No Balls!

# ? Feb 5, 2021 06:30

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Nosfereefer posted:

where do they store the pee??

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# ? Feb 5, 2021 08:51

nut

ya op it's called mars and if it wasn't true then one of those cowards would've come down here and fought me by now

# ? Feb 5, 2021 12:11

Dads Dip Cup

some guy taking a direct hit between the legs and you still hear the "ding!" sound effect and laugh track but he just kinda shrugs and goes back to whatever he was doing

# ? Feb 5, 2021 13:34

Khanstant

in videogames people crouch on fresh kills to taunt them and its called tainting

# ? Feb 5, 2021 18:14

Khanstant

wait... is there a taint if there aint no balls?

# ? Feb 5, 2021 18:14

Escape From Noise

The poor roly-polys!

# ? Feb 5, 2021 18:18

google THIS

All they have are peen hammers

# ? Feb 6, 2021 02:22

Finger Prince

google THIS posted:

All they have are peen hammers

That's how they ended up with no balls

# ? Feb 6, 2021 02:42

cruft

google THIS posted:

All they have are peen hammers

# ? Feb 6, 2021 02:47

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

debutante parties are still allowed but that's it buster

# ? Feb 6, 2021 03:12

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

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who�s up for a game of basket?

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# ? Feb 6, 2021 03:52

Escape From Noise

Planetary baller blockin'.

# ? Feb 6, 2021 05:58

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the balls are stored on the inside. inside the pee.

# ? Feb 6, 2021 06:03

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

doctor throat posted:

the balls are stored on the inside. inside the pee.

u have 2 pee the balls into a lady iirc

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# ? Feb 6, 2021 06:12

Escape From Noise

Sighing deeply as I blast off with my cargo vessel filled to the brim with Balldos, in search of a planet who is ready to explore the outter reaches of ballgasms.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Feb 6, 2021

# ? Feb 6, 2021 14:07

Jaguars!

I took my ball and went home and everyone just carried on as normal

# ? Feb 7, 2021 00:41

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Bring Your Own Balls

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# ? Feb 7, 2021 06:17

Escape From Noise

An entire planet that can never HMBOL

# ? Feb 7, 2021 06:20

google THIS

With no balls to touch does that mean they can't be gay?

# ? Feb 7, 2021 06:44

Escape From Noise

I Have No Balls, and I Must HMBOL

# ? Feb 7, 2021 06:45

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