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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


NWS WARNING: If you don't know what this thread is about, read here before continuing! The basic purpose of this place is posting and gawking at bad, weird, and horny art, or some combination of those things. General forums rules about obscene content still apply. It is not for porn and it is not for trading wank material. Don't come here looking to find something to jack it to or share what you're jacking to. You've got Reddit and Discord for that. So while there shouldn't be a lot of things posted inline that are NWS in a strictly technical sense, really this entire thread should be considered generally NWS. It's kind of like the Adult Swim of the forums. It isn't always horny, and it isn't always vulgar. But it is horny sometimes, and it is vulgar sometimes. It's the naughty room for adults to make adult jokes after the kid's bedtime. It is crude, it is lewd, and its got attitude. If this doesn't sound like something you'd enjoy or should be seen viewing, turn around now.

THIS THREAD OFFICIALLY MOD SANCTIONED. Big thanks to HGB for trusting me with this immense responsibility.




Welcome back to the DeviantArt thread! The place for horny, irony, and ironic horny. I don't need to explain much further, ya'll know what this poo poo is. Post the art. Bad art, horny art, weird art. Occasionally some cool art, but don't get too used to it! THAT SAID: The last thread was chaotic. It was just a mess. Anarchy reigned. The people cry out for order! Therefore, without further ado, I present the official thread rules.

horny DEVIANTART THREAD RULES AND GUIDELINES

1) No sex acts/nudity. This is not the place for actual pornographic content. Yes, bare breasts are pornographic. If you have something SO FUNNY that you absolutely must post it, put it behind a link with a clear NWS warning. This should not be happening all the time.

2) About gore/violence/blood. Similar to rule #1. Inline images can have minor bleeding/cuts/bruises as long as it has reasonable in the context of the image. Like, I dunno, a boxer with some bruises an adventurer who got cut by a sword. Under no circumstances should it be related to gross stuff like domestic abuse or some poo poo (which for that matter, you shouldn't post even if it's totally "clean"). In general you shouldn't be posting anything with more than minor about of gore/violence/blood. This rule is little looser if it obviously cartoony or fake (Looney Tunes was a children's show after all, and those characters beat the poo poo out of each other). Again, just try to exercise sound judgement and not post things that most people would find disturbing. If you really have something violent/gory but it's SO HILARIOUS or awesome then, again, put it behind a clearly marked NWS link. Do not post viscera/dismemberment/extreme violence ever.

2.5) NWS Link Corollary.. Even if you are using a link, never post really gross stuff, or things that are going to be inherently offensive to most viewers. Also, give a short reason why there is a NWS warning to your link. The person clicking should have at least a general idea of what is on the other side. Something like "NWS: boobs" or "NWS: shark violence" will suffice.

3) Post things that are funny or at least interesting. The purpose of this thread, first and foremost, is to laugh at funny things, or things strange enough that they provoke some reaction besides titillation. Content can be horny, but that should not be the entire point of image. Ask yourself "is there anything to say about this image other than it is horny?" If so, great! If not, maybe reconsider posting it. Examples: a furry shoving they rear end at the camera is neither funny nor interesting. A furry whose rear end is the moon in the night sky while Wolf-Mario howls at it may be funny. Similarly, a gratuitous cleavage shot of big lady vampire with nothing else going on is not funny. But big lady vamp pushing Ethan in a shopping cart down the Wonderbread aisle may be funny, even if there is cleavage.

4) Don't post horny/lewds of celebrities or children. Same for candids and basically any other form of real person who didn't consent to their image being made into horny online. Reposting of intentionally created online horny (like horny cosplay) may be ok at long as it satisfies the other rules, just don't get weird about it. Ask yourself this question: "would the person in this image likely be upset or disturbed to know it exists?" If so, you probably shouldn't post it. Also, no kids, I'm sure this doesn't need further explanation. In the absence of a known age, especially for non-human characters, remember the old axiom "if it looks like a duck". This applies to horny/lewd things. Simple memes or images which basically aren't sexualized in any recognizable way are probably ok. Just use good judgement.

5) Try not to run the same topic into the ground. The thread gets weird when it stays on the same topic too long. If we're on page four of "Gork the Ork vores Sam the Lamb", maybe hold off on posting that hilarious Ork vore pic you found until later. On a personal note, try not to post the same thing every single time you post. If you only ever post inflation in here, then it looks like you're just posting your fetish (because you probably are). Basically, even if you're secretly horny for a certain fetish, that shouldn't be obvious to everyone through your posts. Variety is the spice of life, and threads!

6) Don't post your own brand. We don't actually want to know what you jerk off to. Jokes about getting the weirdest boner from teletubby inflation vore or whatever are obviously allowed but you joke at your own risk if it seems like you are actually posting your own wank fodder itt. Enjoy it privately and post something you think is weird. This is not your personal kink exhibitionism thread.


All rules should be considered subject to change. Also, I'm not a mod. I'm just the guy whose job it is to do the OP and there was no consultation with anyone about the content. So if any point that mods say any of the rules are not ok, or declare different/additional rules, they win.


Happy posting, Deviants!




The force is THICC with this one.



Hail to the King, baby!



I love you, Mr. Skeltal.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Mar 17, 2021

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EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!




Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Hallelujah, it has returned.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...





Fun Shoe

Awesome. *goes back to one handed browsing https://www.obormot.net/demos/these-waifus-do-not-exist-v2-alt

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




Aw lawd, here we go again!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!



I was initially upset with you for clearly posting against the spirit of the new rules.


But then I looked more closely.



e:

Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Feb 4, 2021

PhysicsFrenzy
May 30, 2011

cats can have little a sunglasses, as a treat

welcome back thread

BALLS DILDO
Dec 27, 2007

there can be no true peace if you enjoy using the computer




SICK

BALLS DILDO
Dec 27, 2007

there can be no true peace if you enjoy using the computer




nasty

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


Good to have the thread back.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





Mega64
May 23, 2008





The most recent results for "Mario".









Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.





OC influence:
Fat
Gun

Beffica
Apr 6, 2009



Thank you mods



Beffica fucked around with this message at 08:09 on Feb 5, 2021

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

My horny on mane posting got the deviantart thread shut down

Hi friends, Im gonna give 110% to this thread to help it be the best thread on the forums

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

My horny on mane posting got the deviantart thread shut down

Das Boo posted:

OC influence:
Fat
Gun

Dont doxx my fursona

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020



Das Boo posted:

OC influence:
Fat
Gun

I will add content in a second, but first...

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

gently caress yes ground floor

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020



I would like to welcome this thread back by posting a work from Ultraloco, an artist with over 700 train-themed deviations.

Below is one of his best pieces, a compilation of rejected Thomas the Tank Engine characters, some bizarre and some banal, some clearly OC's and some possibly real. I have included a magnified excerpt with four trains that I consider to be representative of this piece--although my favorite is "Tigerbox the Figet [sp] Spinner Wheeled Engine."

And it goes without saying that the artist has included detail on EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THE TRAINS.





Ultraloco posted:

Oh my God, 85 in general, boy was this long to work with. Anyhow coming at Track 10 its Rejected Thomas Characters 10!

Roly, Annie and Clarabelle's Brother

Roly was brought on over to be part of Thomas' train, Annie and Clarabelle were pleased to see their brother again, Roly would have some misadventures of his own though as he got repainted without a mouth, had to wait for a raw sewage train to pass and of course his right to vote non-existent, poor Roly was demoted to shorts to entertain the masses before Project G-1 was released.

Barney the Trainasaur

Barney was a dinosaur that came from a child's imagination, when he was tall, he's what they called a dinosaur sensation. That is until one day, Barney got hit by a tractor trailer that nearly crushed him to death, he was hauled to Sodor where Victor, Kevin and Perdue were soon Bio-fusing Barney to save his life and made into a powerful tank engine, Barney retained his flexibility and his arms, able to move way better than the other engines, however as his dinosaur mentality got to him, he was soon trying to gobble up kids, sheep and cows left and right.

The C&B Barbershop Car

The barber decided to make his shop mobile as his business hit hard times, he made a deal with the Controller of Fat to use an old coach to do haircuts on the go, sounds great right? Never need to worry about finding a barber before going to work, now if bumps were not a problem.

Simmons the Workout Car

Simmons was created back in the 80's by the Diamond Gyms company to help people with exercise on...

Beffica
Apr 6, 2009







I guess this needs tagged for boobs technically? I think it's safe enough but I guess the thread will be the judge of that

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!



You know, now that I'm coming along learning Blender, a lot of the little things start to stand out to me. Like look at that big rock in the bottom right. Completely shoddy work. Grass and rock separated by a blatant, hard seam on the same mesh, one side wildly stretched. Is that object even UV unwrapped at all? Just shameful work really.

Don't even get me started on the monster's back, or it's head/neck variation.

Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Feb 4, 2021

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out


Meme Poker Party posted:

You know, now that I'm coming along learning Blender, a lot of the little things start to stand out to me. Like look at that big rock in the bottom right. Completely shoddy work. Grass and rock separated by a blatant, hard seam on the same mesh, one side wildly stretched. Is that object even UV unwrapped at all? Just shameful work really.

Don't even get me started on the monster's back, or it's head/neck variation.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020




This. This is what this thread needs.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus




Went to all of the trouble to make customized safety googles, but not enough for a custom face mask to avoid the toxic lego fumes.

Flannelette
Jan 16, 2010





lol

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp









Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has csebuf?


Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020




I don't mean to pile on to a theme, but I feel like there is something missing from this collection, namely hatsune miku executing the noid at point blank by thotticus. This was made in 2018--30 years after The Noid's peak--showing his resilience as a cultural icon.

I guess this Hatsune Miku person is a Domino's mascot.

Aegis Bear
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity





It has risen

Beffica
Apr 6, 2009



Bismuth getting off probation in a few days The artist is a huge creep right winger

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

Beachside!



kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


I feel bad for parents of kids who draw sonic porn.

Flannelette
Jan 16, 2010




kntfkr posted:

parents of kids, who draw sonic porn.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!



Paying my kids way through college, one page of Rogue the Bat vore at a time

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010




Lmao

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

My horny on mane posting got the deviantart thread shut down

bitches get stitches

































bonus https://i.imgur.com/sxE4lzN.jpg

Hedrigall fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Feb 5, 2021

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