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Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
code:
terraform plan

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pram
Jun 10, 2001
wow your boss lives in the same house as you?

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

pram posted:

wow your boss lives in the same house as you?

The cats are making their rounds so I need to look busy when they come into my room.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
boss is on slack, pretend like we’re discussing work

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
*quickly minimizes window filled with mlp rule 34 fanfic only to discover that window underneath is playing meatspin*

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

*quickly minimizes window filled with mlp rule 34 fanfic only to discover that window underneath is playing meatspin*

sir this is a public library

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
*starts quickly taking the drugs*

*remembers that’s not what I’m meant to be doing with them*

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
whom among us hasn’t used hackertyper

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

opening up my ide and staring blankly at some class until he leaves

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
this is why I always have an open terminal window that’s scrolling some log or job output

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

The Management posted:

this is why I always have an open terminal window that’s scrolling some log or job output

hunt for 0xdeadbeefs in /dev/urandom output

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
runs ansible playbook in check mode

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
*presses his 90's DOS game's Boss key*

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

The Management posted:

this is why I always have an open terminal window that’s scrolling some log or job output

If you're goofing off with coworkers you can just start saying poo poo like "cat the proc" or "vim the java file".

It's a very effective strategy with upper management.

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

AnimeIsTrash posted:

If you're goofing off with coworkers you can just start saying poo poo like "cat the proc" or "vim the java file".

It's a very effective strategy with upper management.

hack the gibson

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



gleam the cube

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

the only time I had to do stuff like this was in school and I slowly just stopped giving a poo poo and if I wanna shitpost during class by god gently caress you I'm going to.

I grew adept at multitasking because of this to the point I swear I gave myself ADD.

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
my boss was defeated by mousejiggler.exe

i am now the most productive employee

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

pram posted:

wow your boss lives in the same house as you?

yeah shes my drat wife! haha

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Bored Online posted:

code:
terraform plan

:hai:

or packer build a big stupid ami that copies a bunch of stuff from s3

klosterdev
Oct 10, 2006

Na na na na na na na na Batman!
color a
cd \
tree

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007
that fake windows update site that goes past 100% in fullscreen

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Cat Face Joe posted:

gleam the cube

this + wheeze the juice

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ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Mad Wack posted:

my boss was defeated by mousejiggler.exe

i am now the most productive employee

jiggled again

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