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# ? Feb 4, 2021 21:25 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 14:46 |
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wow your boss lives in the same house as you?
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 21:37 |
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pram posted:wow your boss lives in the same house as you? The cats are making their rounds so I need to look busy when they come into my room.
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 21:39 |
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boss is on slack, pretend like we’re discussing work
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 22:03 |
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*quickly minimizes window filled with mlp rule 34 fanfic only to discover that window underneath is playing meatspin*
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 22:17 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:*quickly minimizes window filled with mlp rule 34 fanfic only to discover that window underneath is playing meatspin* sir this is a public library
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 22:28 |
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*starts quickly taking the drugs* *remembers that’s not what I’m meant to be doing with them*
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 22:42 |
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whom among us hasn’t used hackertyper
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 22:43 |
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opening up my ide and staring blankly at some class until he leaves
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# ? Feb 4, 2021 22:46 |
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this is why I always have an open terminal window that’s scrolling some log or job output
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 00:32 |
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The Management posted:this is why I always have an open terminal window that’s scrolling some log or job output hunt for 0xdeadbeefs in /dev/urandom output
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 00:53 |
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runs ansible playbook in check mode
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 05:42 |
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*presses his 90's DOS game's Boss key*
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 06:31 |
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The Management posted:this is why I always have an open terminal window that’s scrolling some log or job output If you're goofing off with coworkers you can just start saying poo poo like "cat the proc" or "vim the java file". It's a very effective strategy with upper management.
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 07:25 |
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AnimeIsTrash posted:If you're goofing off with coworkers you can just start saying poo poo like "cat the proc" or "vim the java file". hack the gibson
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 07:40 |
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gleam the cube
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 08:09 |
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the only time I had to do stuff like this was in school and I slowly just stopped giving a poo poo and if I wanna shitpost during class by god gently caress you I'm going to. I grew adept at multitasking because of this to the point I swear I gave myself ADD.
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 08:20 |
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my boss was defeated by mousejiggler.exe i am now the most productive employee
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 18:58 |
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pram posted:wow your boss lives in the same house as you? yeah shes my drat wife! haha
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 19:18 |
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Bored Online posted:
or packer build a big stupid ami that copies a bunch of stuff from s3
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 19:18 |
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color a cd \ tree
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 20:27 |
that fake windows update site that goes past 100% in fullscreen
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 23:09 |
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Cat Face Joe posted:gleam the cube this + wheeze the juice
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# ? Feb 6, 2021 07:29 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 14:46 |
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Mad Wack posted:my boss was defeated by mousejiggler.exe jiggled again
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# ? Mar 10, 2021 16:21 |