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i noticed that gmail now has pre-set responses that you can just click instead of typing stuff. generic poo poo like "Nice!" "Thank you" "Sounds good!" "I'm sorry" or whatever. i want more diverse auto-responses that can be casually clicked on so that we can spend even less effort communicating with our fellow humans "i'm gay" obviously "goku" "gently caress off / gently caress you" "eat poo poo" the John Galt thing "I eat rear end" "do you want to come back to my place" "you suck" "the piss tape is real" suggest more gmail auto-replies
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"cuck" "You are a cuck" "eat MY rear end" "  ""5 golden manbabies" "mangosteen" "lowtax beats women yikesaroo"
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"So's my dick." "Yeah, but I've got cancer of that." "Suck cocks in hell." "Dead by dawn." "You bring the shovel, I'll bring the sack and the rope." "Only if you swallow." "Cum again?"
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Feb 5, 2021 04:56
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I'm addicted to tortilla chips
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Feb 5, 2021 04:57
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looks like those clowns in congress did it again. what a bunch of clowns
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Feb 5, 2021 05:06
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New e-mail, who dis? I'm too old for this poo poo. I'm lonely. Please send nudes.
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Feb 5, 2021 05:08
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dee eight posted:New e-mail, who dis? lol
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Feb 5, 2021 07:36
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Status: (video link to Triple Six Mafia's Bin Laden Weed)
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Feb 5, 2021 07:37
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I have AIDS
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i am a gbs poster. i haev a fat neck and i post memes on the internet w/ my phone. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other emails i will fly into your thread tonight and post sexualised animals
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Feb 5, 2021 11:10
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"Currently out of LSD, check back in a week."
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Feb 5, 2021 11:18
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Mom sent nudes again
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Feb 5, 2021 13:28
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"Gas thread ban op"
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Feb 5, 2021 13:33
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re: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3958107
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Feb 5, 2021 14:37
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Haven't sent a hand written reply on gmail in years. Just strings of algorithm determined platitudes. Now I'm the COO of a major corporation. send help, im just a fraud, theyre bound to find out soon and Thanks, that's perfect!
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Feb 5, 2021 14:40
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Hello
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Feb 5, 2021 15:25
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"peperony and chease."
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Clicking here makes all your dreams come true! Offering Destiny 2 raid guidance. Bring your own banner. I've only done this once. AOC feet pics hide google search In potence and impotence, [your name] He said I love you 5ever, and he jumped off the roof of the radioshack Crotch (not too low) Grumblepuff fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Feb 5, 2021 |
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Feb 5, 2021 15:47
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-"What the gently caress did you just say to me you little poo poo?" Navy Seal Copypasta -💎💎🙌🙌💎💎 -As per my last email, you gently caress, you goddamn illiterate, -Send this to 15 of your friends or cancer will come to you in the night and kill you.
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Feb 5, 2021 16:00
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"Keep it stinky"
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Feb 5, 2021 16:04
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"What? Are you high or something?"
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Feb 5, 2021 16:04
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Tell me more. What do you think about that? That’s interestingly. Is that important to you? How does that make you feel? I understand. What are our options? Understood. Let’s do what makes the most sense. Great. Thanks for communicating.
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Suck my dick you gently caress man e: that was my contribution to the thread, not a response to you op. i have always enjoyed your posts and wish you no ill will. Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Feb 7, 2021 |
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Move like water! Go where the enemy isn't! That is quite a pickle! Have you considered embracing Transhumanism?
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Feb 7, 2021 14:30
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Sorry, I won't be able to make it.
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At work I have started replying "I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened." to the occasional email or slack message. So far, absolutely no negative consequences.
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Feb 7, 2021 15:02
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"Death to America"
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Feb 7, 2021 15:30
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"Listen here you little virgin piece of poo poo nerd, just because you've never so much as touched a girl doesn't mean i haven't shoved my dick in more pussy than you've seen in your 50 GB porn collection. gently caress you and your lovely insecurities that force you to talk poo poo about other people just because you couldn't so much as get a dog to lick peanut butter off your misshapen cock. So next time, before you make a post, remove the baconator from your mouth before you begin spewing poo poo."
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Feb 7, 2021 15:31
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Once again, my most abject apologies,
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Feb 7, 2021 15:35
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Sent from my balls
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Feb 7, 2021 18:02
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"You can't believe anything you read on the internet, including this email." "Smash that like and subscribe button!!!!!" "Text STOP to unsubcribe from these emails."
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Feb 7, 2021 18:28
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:"Listen here you little virgin piece of poo poo nerd, just because you've never so much as touched a girl doesn't mean i haven't shoved my dick in more pussy than you've seen in your 50 GB porn collection. gently caress you and your lovely insecurities that force you to talk poo poo about other people just because you couldn't so much as get a dog to lick peanut butter off your misshapen cock. So next time, before you make a post, remove the baconator from your mouth before you begin spewing poo poo." this is good
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Feb 7, 2021 18:54
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I have thousands of posts on this forum over the past 5 years. Virtually every member of this forum knows who I am, and I continue to post here whenever I choose. The owner of this forum and many other goons have told me I'm funny. My posts have been featured on the goons.txt twitter, and I have a SAclopedia entry. I am more of a goon than you will ever be, random bitter nocoiner goon #00387267
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Feb 7, 2021 19:01
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This is Rick, from NudeWeb.
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Feb 7, 2021 19:24
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To: williamhenryhairytaint@something awful.com Re: Getting a dog to lick peanut butter off my misshapen cock Difficult, I admit it. Just lucky your momma loves peanut butter (and dirty misshapen cocks). Yours etc.
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Feb 9, 2021 11:56
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set your autoreply to be the mailer daemon failed delivery text and then delete everything without reading and claim you never got it
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Feb 9, 2021 12:28
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A game of email is like a swordfight You must think first before you move Reply style is immensely strong And immune to nearly any weapon When it's properly used it's almost invincible
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Feb 9, 2021 14:48
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if the inbox is a rockin dont come a knockin
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Person Women Man Camera TV!
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