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Due to perturbations in the atomic field of the atmosphere or whatever geeks call it, phones do not agree. There is no time consensus. A phone can be up to :40 off by my count and that is the most primate homosuckian bullshit I can even think of. If we do not have some global agreement on time, or at least hemispheric (do not waste our time with your farmer hour poo poo pls) then we cannot call ourselves a civilized world. Consider: The ancients ate goats and sometimes other things in a pinch. -the humanoi appendick is proof that we ate things that were bad. Wheels were around before humanoi.. Sometimes things get stuck in my teeth but I'm in a social situation so I type to alleviate the nervous energy. -NASA invent a better toothpick Gentlemen, we must stop the Clock. It is our future. For the Time that we need to Get, I implore you. Sinseerly, emeritus bonjovi phasmid
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a real timecube in the wild
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Feb 5, 2021 09:35
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Timepube
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Feb 5, 2021 09:41
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The moon is a satellite and it is my equal in both mass and the number of american flags jabbed upon
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my chosen pronouns is hume/humanid and I'll thank you in advance for taking the time to respect that
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Feb 5, 2021 09:44
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Op, I nominate you to write the Time Consent Decree and rid us of this temporal chaos.
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Feb 5, 2021 10:20
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OP you're so twisted. Like Jim Carrey or Trent Reznor
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Feb 5, 2021 11:11
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Why don't you go into space and find out you IDIOT
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Feb 5, 2021 13:30
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YOU COULD ALWAYS ASK TAYLOR GREENE ABOUT THTAT BUT I SUGGEST YOU DONT BECAUSE SHE IS CRAZY
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Feb 5, 2021 13:50
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Don’t satellites experience time different than someone at sea level? Pretty sure Jean Claude Van Dam proved that in Timecop
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Feb 5, 2021 13:59
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Don’t satellites experience time different than someone at sea level? This is a lie perpetuated by big satellite
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Feb 5, 2021 14:05
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some clocks must agree because gps works pretty well
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Feb 5, 2021 14:33
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Hundreds of millions of dollars worth of technology can't keep up with an 8 dollar Casio wristwatch.
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Feb 5, 2021 14:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSZOLAoOskk
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Feb 5, 2021 14:49
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Clock educated 24 hour 1-day IDIOTS are backwards ignorant. Nature's 4-day HARMONIC TIME CUBE Edit: also youre all queers
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Feb 5, 2021 14:51
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Big Beef City posted:This is a lie perpetuated by big satellite Timecop is the only source on time travel that I trust
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Feb 5, 2021 15:06
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The clock on my stove says 08:47 and that’s good enough for me!
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Feb 5, 2021 15:16
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Since the OP is educated ignorant and mind-lazy I have decided to begin traveling through space currently time has begun to flex and curve throughout the day as one would expect god speed earth dwellers
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Feb 5, 2021 16:02
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Ok elon musk
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Feb 5, 2021 16:12
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:The clock on my stove says 08:47 and that’s good enough for me! 8:47 SST (standard stove time)
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Big Beef City posted:Since the OP is educated ignorant and mind-lazy I have decided to begin traveling through space currently time has begun to flex and curve throughout the day as one would expect god speed earth dwellers I got something for you that flexes and curves pal
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Feb 5, 2021 16:53
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phasmid posted:
Is my modern appendick strong enough to eat poisoned satellite dog and live, phasmid?
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Feb 5, 2021 17:17
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All this talk about greenwich mean time is upsetting and negative. What about greenwich nice time? 
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Don’t satellites experience time different than someone at sea level? If this is true then we must ask ourselves how much time we allow satellites to experience, lest they outpace us. Rad-daddio posted:Hundreds of millions of dollars worth of technology can't keep up with an 8 dollar Casio wristwatch. I believe this is referred to as the "Mobian Constant". While people in various time zones bicker over this many or that many seconds, there is another layer of zones in space where our very time itself is being divvied up by some kind of Overtime.
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phasmid posted:If this is true then we must ask ourselves how much time we allow satellites to experience, lest they outpace us. I think those satellites need to stop being so uppity.
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There's a monkey in each satellite that is trained to count at regular intervals to solve this issue. Before you ask, they are all trained in a big facility together so they are synced.
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Poohs Packin posted:
hell of a way to find out, but glad I decided to read this thread I guess. I've got some calls to make
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Code Jockey posted:hell of a way to find out, but glad I decided to read this thread I guess. I've got some calls to make Tell them the wisest human sent you
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Feb 6, 2021 00:22
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very compelling op I am going to Like and Subscribe
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Feb 6, 2021 00:30
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please god let the op be a true spastic and not some lame pretender
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Feb 6, 2021 05:52
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Your satellite is so fat they call it satelheavy
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I'm visualising a bird's nest on top of OP's head and birds flying all around his fevered bean like satellites orbitting the planet Nutter.
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Rotational frame-dragging (the Lense–Thirring effect) appears in the general principle of relativity and similar theories in the vicinity of rotating massive objects. Under the Lense–Thirring effect, the frame of reference in which a clock ticks the fastest is one which is revolving around the object as viewed by a distant observer. This also means that light traveling in the direction of rotation of the object will move past the massive object faster than light moving against the rotation, as seen by a distant observer. It is now the best known frame-dragging effect, partly thanks to the Gravity Probe B experiment. Qualitatively, frame-dragging can be viewed as the gravitational analog of electromagnetic induction.
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Feb 6, 2021 10:37
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This is a lunatic thread
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Feb 6, 2021 10:41
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Time isn't real you dumbass!!!
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Feb 6, 2021 11:12
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Mooey Cow posted:Time isn't real you dumbass!!! What about the song that says "I had the time of my life..." Are you telling me that the song was lying to me
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Feb 6, 2021 13:24
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I always get satellites and satellctites mixed up.
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Feb 6, 2021 14:24
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a broken clock is right once a day if we subscribe to the military time ergo the only way to have a fully accurate watch (to the minute, at least) is to compose a clock made up of 1440 individual broken clocks each stopped at a different hour and minute
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Big Beef City posted:What about the song that says "I had the time of my life..." Are you telling me that the song was lying to me That doesn't sound like any song i've ever heard about and I've heard every song there is
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Mooey Cow posted:That doesn't sound like any song i've ever heard about and I've heard every song there is WTF man, go back and listen to all the songs again cause it’s definitely in there.
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