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Escape From Noise

Toilet-a-thon

# ? Feb 7, 2021 21:19

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:12

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

Ok, NOW it's a party

i like the guy second from the right showing his hog to the other guy who has a really pensive look on his face who's thinking *drat... that's one hosed up looking dick... "no... no it looks fine..."

# ? Feb 7, 2021 21:20

Escape From Noise

Roman Rod Bidet

# ? Feb 7, 2021 21:26

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Roman Rod Bidet

you've heard of the Roman nose?

# ? Feb 7, 2021 21:27

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

*visible flames shooting out the toilet seats as I leave*
"I'd give it a couple minutes"

# ? Feb 7, 2021 21:39

Escape From Noise

Veni, vidi, privy

# ? Feb 7, 2021 21:48

alnilam

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

*visible flames shooting out the toilet seats as I leave*
"I'd give it a couple minutes"

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Feb 7, 2021 22:38

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

*visible flames shooting out the toilet seats as I leave*
"I'd give it a couple minutes"

# ? Feb 7, 2021 23:14

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

google THIS posted:

Ok, NOW it's a party

This guy is really questioning his choices right now

# ? Feb 7, 2021 23:30

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Those sticks are for beating off the rats and other vermin.

# ? Feb 7, 2021 23:44

biosterous

Teddy Thunders posted:

This guy is really questioning his choices right now

he has a migraine and the shits and everyone else is having a jocular loud terlet conversation and he just wants some quiet

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he/him

# ? Feb 7, 2021 23:45

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Buttchocks posted:

Those sticks are for beating off the rats and other vermin.

I don't think you're supposed to beat off the rats, just the other guys in the shitter

# ? Feb 7, 2021 23:47

google THIS

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

All cammodes lead to Rome

# ? Feb 7, 2021 23:56

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

All cammodes lead to Rome

two Roman citizens in Gaul sitting on communal shitholes while holding poo poo swabs: "hey Claudius, do you ever wonder where our poo poo goes once we poo poo in these holes?"

# ? Feb 8, 2021 00:37

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

*visible flames shooting out the toilet seats as I leave*
"I'd give it a couple minutes"

"Now that's what I call an explosive poo poo!"

# ? Feb 8, 2021 00:39

google THIS

Scrubbing my butt with a communal cornsponge, then soaking my rat bites in the public bath before putting my piss bleached robe back on #WhenInRome

# ? Feb 8, 2021 00:57

Heather Papps: hello friend

google THIS posted:

Ok, NOW it's a party

same poo poo, all across the empire

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 8, 2021 01:31

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

We are all connected, by the poo poo river

# ? Feb 8, 2021 01:47

Khanstant

google THIS posted:

Ok, NOW it's a party

love the little bowl for everyone to marinate their sticks together, honestly, might be a good way to keep healthy colony of diverse gut bacteria

# ? Feb 8, 2021 03:49

Khanstant

hey whose red piss jug is this? mind if i make a splash?

# ? Feb 8, 2021 03:50

Khanstant

# ? Feb 8, 2021 04:03

alnilam

Khanstant posted:

Ah, a fine harvest this year

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Feb 8, 2021 04:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Khanstant posted:

love the little bowl for everyone to marinate their sticks together, honestly, might be a good way to keep healthy colony of diverse gut bacteria

look a little closer. the "sticks" are state fair corn dogs. the little bowl is 4 mustard dippins

:yum:

# ? Feb 8, 2021 04:14

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

alnilam posted:

Ah, a fine harvest this year

squeezed out the good stuff again :hfive:

# ? Feb 8, 2021 04:16

Heather Papps: hello friend

Khanstant posted:

sure the hours stink but also if i want i can just piss where i stand

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 8, 2021 04:22

google THIS

Khanstant posted:

Please don't give away my posting secrets

# ? Feb 8, 2021 05:00

plaintiff

I can't say I've ever had the occasion to look another person, much less a stranger in the eye as I took a dump. I could live with that, but not the horrifying doo-doo hell that was all of human history before indoor plumbing.

# ? Feb 8, 2021 06:04

deep dish peat moss

You could make a killing as a toilet bard

# ? Feb 8, 2021 06:41

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

that's a hell of a dnd character hook

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Feb 8, 2021 06:46

more falafel please: forums poster

Khanstant posted:

see this is why I support local, artisanal jenkem craftspeople

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Feb 8, 2021 07:58

Flavius Aetass

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Found this little excerpt.

"Even worse, these public latrines were notorious for terrifying customers when flames exploded from their seat openings. These were caused by gas explosions of hydrogen sulphide (H2S) and methane (CH4) that were rank as well as frightening. Customers also had to worry about rats and other small vermin threatening to bite their bottoms. And then there was the perceived threat of demons that the Romans believed inhabited these black holes leading to the mysterious underbelly of the city."

Sounds like an intense toilet experience.

this all basically seems like it's a psychological experiment designed to produce romans

# ? Feb 8, 2021 13:35

biosterous

Welcome Hello & Shat [Lurkers Must Poop]

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he/him

# ? Feb 8, 2021 16:28

Escape From Noise

Beware the brown eyes of March!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Feb 8, 2021 17:19

alexandriao

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

*visible flames shooting out the toilet seats as I leave*
"I'd give it a couple minutes"

another blast from the rear end

# ? Feb 8, 2021 17:23

Khanstant

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Beware the brown eyes of March!

# ? Feb 8, 2021 18:43

Khanstant

the little leaves that roman mr bigs wore back in the day doubled as the corndog-stick if you were had an emergency and left it at home

# ? Feb 8, 2021 18:44

Escape From Noise

Et tu, bootay?

# ? Feb 8, 2021 19:30

Flavius Aetass

Bring Your Own Buttsponge

# ? Feb 8, 2021 19:55

cruft

Flavius Aetass posted:

Bring Your Own Buttsponge

e: just found this new frog, thought it was pretty rad, don't actually want you to get out.

I mean, I do want you to get out of the shithouse, because I don't know what the hell I ate for dinner last night that's making me drop rear end like this but I think everybody's gonna want to get out once I sit down.

cruft fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Feb 8, 2021

# ? Feb 8, 2021 21:52

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:12

Escape From Noise

I'm Shartacus!

# ? Feb 9, 2021 08:44

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