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Those cars were so awful shopping carts could destroy them. on the other hand it takes a ~barely average worth of inches in snow to absolutely wreck this white dodge truck which is more than we can say about the owner.
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This White Mitsubishi Delica Van is not wrecked.
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Feb 8, 2021 03:15
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Nor is this White 6x6 Mercedes W124 estate
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Feb 8, 2021 03:16
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As the heaviest known car to ever compete in the World Rally Championshp the White WRC TANK is the perfect blend of size, speed, strength and mass to scare trees into jumping out of it's way and hence proving the writer the OP referred to is without any doubt, not correct. 
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Feb 8, 2021 03:28
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whats goin on here hthe gbs mods are drunk and need asnwers
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Feb 8, 2021 03:32
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No this White Baja prepped Toyota Landcruiser is the tank. 
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Feb 8, 2021 03:36
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im probing all the cars thank you
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Feb 8, 2021 03:43
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:im probing all the cars thank you White Martini logo'd Alfa. 
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Feb 8, 2021 03:47
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These pathetic cars are but trifles next to the surprisingly affordable majesty of a super tanker.
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Feb 8, 2021 03:56
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Andrew Bourke -- pictured looking out the window -- probably wished that his Silver Alfa had a little more mass ... or maybe a little less mass, when his brakes failed? (He, astonishingly, walked away from it.) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 8, 2021 05:13
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He should have gone with something a bit lighter, like this the Silver Saab 96
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Feb 8, 2021 05:19
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I think you're right. This black-and-white (use your imagination!) Saab 96 does look pretty darn light!
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Feb 8, 2021 05:29
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This Black and White Porsche Carreraalso looks pretty light.
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Feb 8, 2021 06:10
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I've never owned a white car, but if I did it'd most likely be this white Ford GT Not particularly light for a supercar, but very fuel efficient nonetheless. 
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Feb 8, 2021 06:37
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I jumped a big ol white wagon once. Light as a feather, stiff as a brown board.
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Feb 8, 2021 09:19
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^Foul. To get back on track, all this discussion about crashes makes me glad to be in my nice safe Hard Mode White Volvo V70 
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Feb 8, 2021 11:15
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Speaking of heavy cars, hard mode white Toyota Supra that will probably kill me if I crash in it but at least my crushed corpse will look cool with a straight 6 pushed into my ribcage.
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Feb 8, 2021 12:05
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If BMW had made the new Supra heavier, then it could have defeated this immobile tree, but they didn’t, therefore we have a Wrecked Red Toyota Supra
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Feb 8, 2021 12:34
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I’ve never seen anyone die in a car crash involving modern cars, the safety features are way better than they were in like the 90’s. I’ve been to somewhere in the neighborhood of 600 car accidents.
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Feb 8, 2021 13:35
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I can't believe they let this dangerous goon on the road 
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Feb 8, 2021 13:37
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Ralph Nader’s 1972 book “Safe at Any Speed” was a scathing (for the time) exposé on the underhanded tricks automakers were using to get around Federal regulations on automobile weight limits. One of the more shocking anecdotes that comes to mind is when GM cancelled a brand new model just before beginning production because the prototype was so heavy it created its own black hole, destroying an entire factory and removing its occupants entirely from this plane of being.
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Feb 8, 2021 13:43
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Isn't it UNsafe at any speed
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Feb 8, 2021 13:49
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The General Motors Singularity wasn't very manoeuvrable, but it made up for it by being able to accelerate your destination towards you at speeds ultimately approaching the speed of light. Extremely crash-resistant too, as incoming cars were spaghettified then incorporated into its core. However, it was abandoned as existing rust-proofing solutions didn't prevent it eventually evaporating via Hawking radiation.
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Feb 8, 2021 13:55
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Colonel Cancer posted:I can't believe they let this dangerous goon on the road Speaking of, my record for fastest time between buying a car and having it get totalled is two days. (An 80 year old made a left turn into traffic and hit me last summer in a fit of dementia)
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Feb 8, 2021 13:59
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drat i got some probin to do later
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Feb 8, 2021 14:04
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If all cars were made of TNT no one would dare have any crashes because they would just explode then.
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Feb 8, 2021 15:38
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Mooey Cow posted:If all cars were made of TNT no one would dare have any crashes because they would just explode then. TNT isn’t shock sensitive, you’re thinking of nitroglycerin.
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Feb 8, 2021 15:42
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Speaking of, my record for fastest time between buying a car and having it get totalled is two days. Have you pissed off some elderly wizards and/or witches lately?
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Feb 8, 2021 16:45
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As posts get vehicular, even small car differences matter in a probe.
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Feb 8, 2021 16:53
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if i ran faster than a speeding bullet i could totally cleave a car in two ijs
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Feb 8, 2021 17:30
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cursedshitbox posted:Just a little car game is all. I would buy every playstation game with cars that looked like this. I regret nothing.
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Feb 8, 2021 18:10
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old beast lunatic posted:I would buy every playstation game with cars that looked like this. I regret nothing. That car isn't nearly heavy enough
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Feb 8, 2021 18:21
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cursedshitbox posted:Nor is this White 6x6 Mercedes W124 estate In awe at the size of this lad E: This car looks heavy (all the guts) 
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Ugly In The Morning posted:TNT isn’t shock sensitive, you’re thinking of nitroglycerin. Well regardless this seems like the most sensible and cheapest safety measure.
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