Super Bowl LV Game Day Thread: Mahomes vs Some Old Guy

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Buccaneers	35	25.18%
Chiefs	43	30.94%
SCORING	61	43.88%
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Bob Odenkirk, action star.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 23:48

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 23:07

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Are there as many people as I think I'm seeing in that stadium?

:allbuttons:

# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 23:50

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Alicia Keys :swoon:

# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 23:51

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A show with Clarice but you can't mention Lecter.

I'm sure that will work out well.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 23:57

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You can't be ACAB if the cops are black otherwise you're racist.

Checkmate, libs.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 00:02

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Say what you will but seeing Brady embracing his mom as she was going thru cancer was pretty emotional.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 00:05

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Magicpants posted:

alright this is it yall, you guys better bring your posting A game today

I'll do what I can. I'm listed on the injury report as QUESTIONABLE - HIP.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 00:13

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I forgot that Ndamukong Suh teamed up with local restaurateur Micah Camden to make Baes Fried Chicken here in Portland.

A part of me thinks I should've ordered wings from them, but I already committed to Prey & Tell.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 00:16

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The Puppy Bowl posted:

Plus Camden and Suh are both giant pieces of poo poo. Plenty of other good places in town to get chicken.

True. Establishment Reel M Inn is doing wings today, but :20bux:

for 10 wings is stupid.

Joe, I will not shut up, even if it's to remember all that died from COVID-19.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 00:20

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Now I want Hologram Lombardi to collaborate with Hologram Tupac.

What song was playing in the background? I swear it was from some local action film.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 00:22

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DukeDuke posted:

0/10 should have been a hologram of Miku Hatsune instead

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 00:23

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Is Andy singing along with "America the Beautiful" or is he eating a cheeseburger under that mask?

I think we know the real answer.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 00:24

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Half the crowd are health professionals whove been vaccinated.

They're gonna get the SUPER COVID from the UK, as it's already here in the US.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 00:26

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0/10 those bombers didn't drop ordinance on the stadium.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 00:28

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The Buccs punted.

They have officially lost the Super Bowl.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 00:41

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Patrick "Wheels" Mahomes.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 00:43

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My wings were delayed, so�

Android Apocalypse posted:

Brisket's done. Didn't get the smoke ring I would've liked but still tasty. Since I used pink salt this is close to pastrami in texture.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 00:46

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When was the last time you saw an ad for Logitech?

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 00:47

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ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Tom Brady hands off, greatly, for a moderate loss

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 00:50

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a helpful bear posted:

Wish Nickelodeon had gotten this

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 00:51

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Whoever bet the over on punts is getting :20bux:

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 00:52

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R.D. Mangles posted:

oh wow they're making a new marvel movie? the other one must have done ok

It's a show on Disney+.

Weirdly enough I'm not as hyped for it as WandaVision which is as batshit insane as I hoped.

Also Sesame Street commercial.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 00:53

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So McConauhey is at the game?

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 01:02

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R.D. Mangles posted:

my wings turned out ok i;m elated

My wings finally arrived but I'm letting them sit in the oven for a bit so they get warmed up.

ALso,

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 01:07

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loving

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 01:11

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Who is that riding in the passenger seat of that unmanned car in that Mtn Dew commercial?

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 01:17

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I too like an ad for diabetes tracking so that I can remember to take an insulin shot that costs ~$400 when the person that discovered it wanted it to be near-free for all.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 01:18

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Buccaneers defense... good?

Can they last the entire game?

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 01:20

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Guze posted:

I made some cheese soup and some toast

I picked up some sodium citrate which theoretically can make really smooth cheese sauce. Hope your soup came out great!

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 01:21

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Only $100 for your likeness to be a cutout at the Super Bowl? What deal! :rolleyes:

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 01:22

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that

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Chiefs getting screwed.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 01:23

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I'm gonna laugh my rear end off if the Buccaneers run the ball down the Chiefs' throat.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 01:24

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I don't know who this person y'all posting about that has the cardboard cutout.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 01:27

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Brady QB sneak.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 01:28

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I thought he got in but :golfclap:

on the Chiefs if they got the stop.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 01:30

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Disappointed WeatherTech isn't related in any way to the Weather Dominator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vAe9cxru10&hd=1&t=89s

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 01:31

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Mahomes seeing ghosts.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 01:33

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Kelce drops a pass?

What is going on?!?

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 01:35

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Holy poo poo I wish I took the over on the punts.

Also, I wish I gambled on football.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 01:38

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 23:07

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NO ARTIFICIAL BADNESS.

ONLY AUTHENTIC BADNESS.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 01:39

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