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Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
Jack Allison becoming a new sort of powerful wife guy

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Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
Y'know something really stuck out to me that moment years ago where Colbert was doing an episode for an audience of only servicemembers and Biden unannounced showed up delivering hot dogs to everyone. I never forgot that moment and I think the reason why despite being initially hostile towards Biden during the primaries and pro-Warren/Sanders I pretty happily was able to switch enthusiastically to Biden, that moment was there subconsciously the entire time and I think all along I think we knew Biden had that potential the entire time.

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

You see, the president isn't actually a dumb loving monster, he's actually playing 4d chess. This is a brand new idea and hasn't been used before for any other politicians.

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

bedpan posted:

you almost had me

Yet I got you with mine :evilbuddy:

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

Loucks posted:

Was there ever actual evidence that taintrunner was a rapist, or did mods just announce that they had secret proof and ban him?

You should 100% hitch yourself to the "Taintrunner was wronged" train.

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
He was an insane moron and it's good he's gone.

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

Excelzior posted:

the tucker to marx pipeline

I Hope They Serve Socialism in Hell by Tucker Marx

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

Goddamn I love Daou, his brain was absolutely shattered and then remade righteously.

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

KirbyKhan posted:

Man idunno. I keep getting texts asking me to stop the recall on Newsom and I'm like I don't even know what he did and they're all like "oh, good, thank you for your continued support" and I'm all "I didn't say I supported anything just tell me what he did" and then they hang up the phone.

So in conclusion lmao

You can't hang up on a text. This proves Cuomo is innocent.

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
I'm going to spit on Noam Chomsky

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

BraveUlysses posted:

so what's the over/under on this bet :v:

5

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

Vim Fuego posted:

Is this a joke? The lepers colony entry is for the imposter schnorkIes, with a capital i, who is a shovelbum re-reg

lol I was wondering where that dork went.

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

Smythe posted:

swear to god man some people would have a stroke if they watched a don rickles routine

That's how they finally took him down, someone in the audience held up a mirror

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

sexpig by night posted:

Che is really fun because he's just a complete moron. Like, by far one of the dumbest guys, he spends his time getting in instragram beefs with nobodies and poo poo. I genuinely believe he think's it's actually exciting to be just around a rich dude. Like, there's some part in his loving golden retriever brain that probably unironically thinks Elon will roll in with a money gun shooting into the air or something, and then those idiots who didn't want to be around him will be sorry.

Che literally makes "subversive" jokes about cops shooting black people at the drop of a hat then turns around and says defunding the police will cause massive spikes in crime. He's poo poo.

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
Get her rear end, weird lady

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
Honestly it's funny that Vilerat died. I'm just a hosed up sicko like that I guess.

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
The fact that an internet politics forum janitor could get killed in an international incident that got a Michael Bay movie made out of it is pretty drat funny.

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
I don't think his character is even named, he's just like Computer Tech 1

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

BitcoinRockefeller posted:

They should have had an exciting scene of a bloody, on fire vilerat desperately trying to press a button on a computer, he finally hits it and falls dead, cut to ingame footage of a Titan warping to safety.

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

Bootleg Trunks posted:

If/when kamala loses the khive will follow the hillaryis44 people and become trump supporters

I wish they would follow the Jonestown people instead

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

Smythe posted:

heres a two state solution: solid and plasma raining down on their freaking sun soaked bikini bars in the form of cruise missiles!!!! Filled with Capri Sun and Sunkist Fruit Snacks of course.

I feel like this was just an average commercial on Nickelodeon in the 90s

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
I want all the neoliberals to fall into a pit

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

At least Garrison remembered the momala harris oogoo gaga milkers

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

Salean posted:

i agree with the long post no one read

I also didn't read it, but I disagree.

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
Pete Buttfucker

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

Joementum posted:

holy poo poo the person he lost to....

Found a pic of her and her family

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
Joe Manchin' on some box

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

mcmagic posted:

The second the republicans take over the house in 2023 Ilhan is getting kicked off all her committees and probably half the democrats are going to vote for it too.

mcmagic... welcome to the resistance

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
Don't forget Joe's Daughter sexually assaulting people

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
I'm going to kick Noam Chomsky's rear end

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
We will continue to half child poverty and half it again until there is only a single designated Impoverished Child

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
Lol one of the few guys that probably actually would kill himself in jail, too

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
if you've got the money you can absolutely own a tank or artillery cannon that is fully functional

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

loquacius posted:

wow epic mic drop from my purresident

since the dogs didn't work out Biden should just rebrand as the purresident then adopt dozens of cats and turn them loose in the white house

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

Smythe posted:

lets all die irl lmfao

Don't you mean... irD?

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

is pepsi ok posted:

for one brief moment these people experienced real genuine fear. sad to know that this was the last good thing to ever happen.

That day of the Nevada Primary was the apex of Bernie's career and it sucks to know everything that's happened since.

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

is pepsi ok posted:

apparently he was a drat good heel.



https://www.battlefields.org/learn/articles/abraham-lincolns-duel

quote:

Since Lincoln was challenged by Shields he had the privilege of choosing the weapon of the duel. He chose cavalry broadswords "of the largest size." "I didn't want the d—-d fellow to kill me, which I think he would have done if we had selected pistols," he later explained. For his own part, he did not want to kill Shields, but "felt sure [he] could disarm him" with a blade. At six feet, four inches tall, Lincoln planned to use his height to his advantage against Shields, who stood at a mere five feet, nine inches tall.

The day of the duel, September 22, arrived and the combatants met at Bloody Island, Missouri to face death or victory. As the two men faced each other, with a plank between them that neither was allowed to cross, Lincoln swung his sword high above Shields to cut through a nearby tree branch. This act demonstrated the immensity of Lincoln’s reach and strength and was enough to show Shields that he was at a fatal disadvantage. With the encouragement of bystanders, the two men called a truce.

Lincoln also clowned on manlets

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
I know it's been brought up but I'm watching the current press conference and holy poo poo the media people are getting more and more brazen with talking back to their former bffs. Just took the promise of blood.

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
Would've loved to see these maniacs thank Trump for sending their sons/brothers to get blown up covering the withdrawal

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Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

sexpig by night posted:

lol david hogg looks like poo poo now

A chilling vision of a thin Stavros

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