Events at The Clown Olympics

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AARD VARKMAN

the biathlon -

round 1: tiny tricycle race
round 2: lapel flower shoot-off

# ? Feb 10, 2021 06:47

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 15:26

AARD VARKMAN

the handkerchief tug of war. judged by length and count

# ? Feb 10, 2021 07:18

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

micro monster truck rally

# ? Feb 10, 2021 08:23

The Walrus Cancer: If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.

giant bicycle horn strength contest

# ? Feb 10, 2021 09:39

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

wig curling

# ? Feb 10, 2021 09:39

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Big controversy this year over including the mime-athalon.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 12:01

Stoner Sloth

seltzer skeet

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# ? Feb 10, 2021 12:15

nut

elections

# ? Feb 10, 2021 12:50

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

nut posted:

elections

# ? Feb 10, 2021 13:49

Horrible Butts

Italy banned from the 2022 games after dozens of Italian clowns test positive for being Pagliacci.

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# ? Feb 10, 2021 14:26

google THIS

Horrible Butts posted:

Italy banned from the 2022 games after dozens of Italian clowns test positive for being Pagliacci.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 14:38

nut

Horrible Butts posted:

Italy banned from the 2022 games after dozens of Italian clowns test positive for being Pagliacci.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 14:41

biosterous

Horrible Butts posted:

Italy banned from the 2022 games after dozens of Italian clowns test positive for being Pagliacci.

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# ? Feb 10, 2021 14:43

alnilam

Horrible Butts posted:

Italy banned from the 2022 games after dozens of Italian clowns test positive for being Pagliacci.

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# ? Feb 10, 2021 18:24

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

hurdles while wearing big red clown shoes

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
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# ? Feb 10, 2021 18:59

Heather Papps: hello friend

long distance puke bucket/glitter switcheroo

self portraits in oil paint, while crying

synchronized pantsing

the cry-atholon. a race to see who can make a child cry the fastest. bonus points awarded for length of meltdown.

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# ? Feb 10, 2021 19:50

Flavius Aetass

make people laugh. it's very popular because they would set a world record at 1 person

# ? Feb 10, 2021 22:26

google THIS

The hammer throw (scored both by distance and how loud it squeaks when it lands)

# ? Feb 10, 2021 23:48

Filthy Hans: by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 11 years!)

Snickers has made a real name for himself, a big fish in the very small pond of competitive carnival events

That's right, Roy, his is a name unavoidable to those reading small-town police blotters across the land, but will that translate to big-market success

It may have seemed far-fetched in prior years, but with the introduction of the Carnie Pentathlon at this year's Games the stars could finally align for our painted pal

the event itself is a source of controversy - some ask why a competition celebrating the joy that clowns bring to children young and old should now feature a team-based child sex trafficking marathon

why indeed, but luckily for Snickers it seems the fans want to see how that clown sausage is really made

and nobody has smuggled more kidnapped children across state lines than ol' Snickers, which is why so many are gambling that he will be positioned in the anchor slot

but he's far more versatile than just that - no clown has spent more time in the dunk tank, or the drunk tank, than Snickers, and those are two more crucial elements of the pentathlon...

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# ? Feb 11, 2021 00:01

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Horrible Butts posted:

Italy banned from the 2022 games after dozens of Italian clowns test positive for being Pagliacci.

# ? Feb 11, 2021 01:31

GoutPatrol: *Stupid Babby*

clown shoe steeplechase, with cream pie puddles

# ? Feb 11, 2021 08:04

Jaguars!

Oh, there's some sad things known to man
But there ain't too much sadder than
The tears of a clown
When his long jump is foul

# ? Feb 11, 2021 11:34

StupidSexyMothman

American contingent outraged after Bozo accused of under-inflating balloon tarantula

# ? Feb 11, 2021 20:49

FutonForensic

seltzer tested positive for piss

# ? Feb 12, 2021 01:57

nut

FutonForensic posted:

seltzer tested positive for piss

# ? Feb 12, 2021 01:59

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

100,000 long skinny balloons reportedly ordered for Olympic village

# ? Feb 12, 2021 02:36

AARD VARKMAN

The Clown Car Cram - fit the most competitors you can in 5 minutes

# ? Feb 12, 2021 09:09

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

The endurance competition: which clown can "wonder where it all went wrong after studying drama" the longest before breaking down.

Just a whole bunch of martial arts disciplines with clown- in front for example; clown-jitsu.

# ? Feb 12, 2021 12:21

nut

freestyle gymnastics team from France getting disqualified when it turns out theyre all just mimes in disguise

# ? Feb 12, 2021 13:03

biosterous

RickRogers posted:

The endurance competition: which clown can "wonder where it all went wrong after studying drama" the longest before breaking down.

Just a whole bunch of martial arts disciplines with clown- in front for example; clown-jitsu.

tae clown do

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