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beer gas canister posted:do not hoover your own penis External Meatus
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 10:09 |
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 23:18 |
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Bulk up on the zinc and pineapple juice OP
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 16:21 |
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SpaceAceJase posted:Where's the 4th frame revealing the cock eyes? Please tell me that's a real frame cuz if so that would be a legit great joke
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:46 |
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I have three days to get a girlfriend what am I going to doooooooooooo
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:52 |
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Maybe some kind of Wookies vs clingons theme?
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:55 |
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house of the dad posted:I have three days to get a girlfriend what am I going to doooooooooooo One word: waifus.
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:57 |
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Do a stunt for your lover on a dirtbike. Your love for them is directly proportional to how hard it is to pull off or how cool it looks.
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 19:42 |
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give her a hug and spend a nice day together :D
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 19:44 |
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poo poo into one of those heart shaped cookie shapers and leave the rest to magic
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 19:44 |
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house of the dad posted:I have three days to get a girlfriend what am I going to doooooooooooo
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 20:35 |
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Das Boo posted:Make brownies. They're easy and if she doesn't love brownies, she's reptilian and you can now proceed accordingly. Slam that puss-puss with a 2x4 until it goes out of style. On it.
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 20:39 |
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Actually that's not fair and I don't want to sound misogynistic so if you are a lady then you can beat that sack like it owes you some rent money
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 20:40 |
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beer gas canister posted:just hoover up that pussy
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 20:46 |
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Ocean Book posted:give her a hug and spend a nice day together The hell?!
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 20:51 |
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op I got myself into a kind of ridiculous situation wrt Valentine's day a few months ago I became official with a lady. a day or two later, she said that we couldn't see each other in person anymore because of the virus - she lives with a sick family member and doesn't want to kill him. so we have been doing a long distance thing for a bit. by that I mean we don't talk or interact because she doesn't seem to want to. I tried to talk about it with her once and she started sobbing. we have taken a couple of socially-distanced walks with masks on. I agreed to go on one this Sunday. thought it would be a good opportunity to break up with her since, you know, we aren't really in a relationship found out that this Sunday is Valentine's. I'm hosed. If I break up with her then, I'm a huge rear end in a top hat. but if I don't then I'll have to buy her some lovely Valentine's gift. She may not get me one and it'll be weird and ill just break up with her a few days later anyway. But if I don't show up with one I'll be the rear end in a top hat. I can't talk it out with her in advance because 1) we don't really talk and 2) I can't fully explain my reasoning because then she'll know I want to break up with her right before Valentine's day rip me
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 20:56 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:op I got myself into a kind of ridiculous situation wrt Valentine's day Just gonna do a quick analysis here... Best Bi Geek Squid posted:I can't talk it out with her in advance because 1) we don't really talk Yeah I don't think you need to sweat it too much OP. Someone that you don't see and "don't really talk to" probably isn't waiting for a gift with bated breath. Sounds like you're already broken up tbh. You just skipped the usual ritual and mutually flew off in different directions over the horizon. Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Feb 11, 2021 |
# ? Feb 11, 2021 20:59 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:op I got myself into a kind of ridiculous situation wrt Valentine's day Stand her up and let her be the one to break up with you lol
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 21:17 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:op I got myself into a kind of ridiculous situation wrt Valentine's day This person is not looking for a valentines gift from you or giving a gently caress about what day you 'end' this non-relationship on. lol they cry when they talk to you. that's called 'being over'.
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 21:17 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:op I got myself into a kind of ridiculous situation wrt Valentine's day
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 21:26 |
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thanks for the advice ops but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to tackle this problem with some bizarre sitcom logic
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 22:18 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:thanks for the advice ops but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to tackle this problem with some bizarre sitcom logic We aren't OPs and yeah you can probably use reverse psychology and propose marriage
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 22:38 |
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Alright so here’s an idea for a vday card. Clngons slaughter a bunch of wookies in this thunderdome sort of thing with floor drains, then you open the card and see the WOOKIE BLOOD is draining into a big GLASS HEART, and it’s ALMOST FULL as the last WOOKIE gets DUNKED ON!
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 22:56 |
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 23:04 |
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I want a Valentine's day card from my greatest lover and it's Brat Simpson on a skateboard and inside it says Coward Bunga let's do it dude
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 23:12 |
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LargeHadron posted:We aren't OPs don't be so hard on yourself
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# ? Feb 11, 2021 23:27 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:thanks for the advice ops but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to tackle this problem with some bizarre sitcom logic This doesn't really seem like a sitcom situation, it feels more like something from a bad highschool anime. And that's how you know you really hosed up
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 00:03 |
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Just imagine dating someone in the midst of a deadly pandemic lmao
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 00:10 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just imagine dating someone in the midst of a deadly pandemic lmao Going on a bunch of different dates sure. But just dating the same person consistently? Who gives af.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 00:12 |
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Meme Poker Party posted:Going on a bunch of different dates sure. But just dating the same person consistently? Who gives af. Yeah it's all about hygienic glory holes from here to the end of the pandemic
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 00:18 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Yeah it's all about hygienic glory holes from here to the end of the pandemic like a super hot babe with huge tits
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 00:27 |
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 00:30 |
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numberoneposter posted:the best part about a glory hole is that it could be anyone in there About my Supergoose: I could not do a flip with it. Just a tabletop.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 00:31 |
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numberoneposter posted:the best part about a glory hole is that it could be anyone in there Huge tits at a glory hole are like fancy engravings on a firearm. No tactical advantage whatsoever.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 01:28 |
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beer gas canister posted:do not hoover your own penis That's from 1973. I'm sure hoovering your own penis has improved a lot since then.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 01:31 |
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Oscar Wild posted:That's from 1973. I'm sure hoovering your own penis has improved a lot since then. are vacuum cleaners really that strong? I mean, i never thought about trying it or anything. But drat. Thank god for catgut
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 01:55 |
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Meme Poker Party posted:Huge tits at a glory hole are like fancy engravings on a firearm. What it there were holes for the huge tits?
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 02:02 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:What it there were holes for the huge tits? Then corona or no corona, I'm going.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 02:05 |
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blight rhino posted:are vacuum cleaners really that strong? I mean, i never thought about trying it or anything. But drat. Oh, man. You have no idea. Sure, this is ping pong, but you never seen ,y back-spin.
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 02:18 |
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Oscar Wild posted:That's from 1973. I'm sure hoovering your own penis has improved a lot since then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm_8t0CrbF0&t=459s
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 09:34 |
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 23:18 |
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Came to grief
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 09:50 |