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I'm sure most of you have seen the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maAFcEU6atk You are Paul Rudd. You are sitting at your computer desk on the end of a futuristic looking precipice in a huge enclosed space. You have a wife, and a cup of coffee. Apparently, you have important work to do. You can go any direction. >_
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generate nude tayne
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Feb 12, 2021 00:56
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Go to Joe's Kansas City BBQ and get a Z-Man sandwich (brisket, smoked provolone, onion rings).
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Feb 12, 2021 01:00
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All right, time to check those crime reports. >CRIME REPORT
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Feb 12, 2021 01:01
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>nervously check if my neighbor is nearby
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Feb 12, 2021 01:25
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Watch Mac and Me
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Feb 12, 2021 01:38
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Go to Joe's Kansas City BBQ and get a Z-Man sandwich (brisket, smoked provolone, onion rings). damb that sounds amazing
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Feb 12, 2021 01:38
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You print out a picture of Nude Tayne, something you think you can get into later, and stuff it in your pocket. Before leaving, you check for crime reports in Kansas City. TWO MEN KILLED IN PARKVILLE SHOOTING FOLLOWING DISPUTE OVER FIREWOOD SALE Homicide investigation underway in Clay County after human remains are found You depart for Kansas City, Kansas, and hitch-hike your way there, where you finally arrive at Joe's Kansas City BBQ and get a Z-Man sandwich (brisket, smoked provolone, onion rings). It is quite tasty. As you eat, you look around to see if you recognize anyone. One man catches your eye; a very tall fellow wearing a red hat. You have a sandwich, a coffee cup, and 70 million dollars. >_
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Feb 12, 2021 01:38
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Am I, Paul Rudd, wearing a hat? If so, attempt hat wobble
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Feb 12, 2021 01:40
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Buy the man a sandwich. Then buy yourself another one.
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Feb 12, 2021 01:42
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>take hat
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Feb 12, 2021 01:42
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>Go south.
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Feb 12, 2021 01:55
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Oh gently caress, these do look good
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Feb 12, 2021 01:55
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Oh gently caress, these do look good I was just looking at that lol
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Feb 12, 2021 01:56
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60% of the time, I work every time.
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Feb 12, 2021 01:58
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You catch the tall man's eye and wave, as though he were a life-long friend. As he approaches your table with a curious expression, you order two more sandwiches. You introduce yourself, and invite him to sit. "I'm Tayne," he says. "Cool," you say, as you snatch his hat off his head and put it on your own. "This hat is baller as hell." You then commence a hat wobble and a flarhgunnstow. Much to the tall man's consternation, many other patrons join your dance. He keeps trying to take the hat back but you deftly dodge him at every turn. With sandwich in hand and Tayne in pursuit, you flee the restaurant and sprint south down Mission Road toward the Shawnee Mission Parkway. >_
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Feb 12, 2021 02:11
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https://i.imgur.com/GPmBUQi.mp4
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Feb 12, 2021 02:16
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We have important work to do
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Feb 12, 2021 02:17
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Is Paul Rudd the same as Paul Reiser?
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Feb 12, 2021 02:39
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Can I, Paulus J. Rudd, stop off at St. Agnes Catholic Parish for a quick confession?
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Feb 12, 2021 02:56
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Play Cygnus X-1 through my lovely laptop speakers, sit back, and muse to myself "I had a good life." Then I walk into the next room and receive my daily 39 lashes from Peyton Reed. My face becomes so covered in my own hemoglobin that they CGI replace it with deepfaked footage from Clueless. The office lighting makes it look totally off, but people accept it anyways because I'm Paul Rudd.
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Feb 12, 2021 03:34
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>>Bring boys to the yard with my milkshakes
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Feb 12, 2021 03:54
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oh poo poo i was not expecting this element
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Feb 12, 2021 03:55
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*Paul Rudd does the white version of the Carlton ..ehrm. the WHITER version of the Carlton* *crowd laughs* i'm jk, i love the man the ant-man
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Feb 12, 2021 03:59
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Is Paul Rudd the same as Paul Reiser? i'm mad about you
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Feb 12, 2021 04:00
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Oh gently caress, these do look good You can buy an 8 pack kit from Goldbelly for $95. Paul Rudd >> teleport away from Fairway, KS, because there is nothing interesting there.
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Feb 12, 2021 04:35
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I also say teleport rudd to someplace marginally less lovely. I suggest topeka via greyhound bus
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Feb 12, 2021 09:00
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Roll that clip from Mac and Me.
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Feb 12, 2021 09:05
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> continue to moderate the something awful forums, with the aid of a big computer mainframe sending relevant updates to your phone
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5ngNuuPpmj8
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Feb 12, 2021 16:43
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>> Run down Mission rd to St Agnes and infect the congregation with dance
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You sprint down to Saint Agnes and duck inside to a confessional and hide from Tayne. Vespers are taking place in the incense-filled gloom of the church. The priest asks you gently what you have to say. At a loss, you ask the priest for his phone for a million dollars. You use the phone to communicate with your computer, and demand that it play Mac and Me, which it does. Suddenly the door of the confessional bashes inwards and Peyton Reed storms in. He lashes you with a cat-o-nine-tails until your face is covered with blood. You punch Peyton in the heart, which activates his heart condition and kills him. You use the priest's phone to play Cygnus X-1 as you barge into the quiet congregation and start dancing, engaging 4D3D3D3 while spinning a live mix of Celery Man. This greatly confuses Tayne when he runs into the church. The church-goers cannot resist, and begin to dance as well, some even stripping naked and slavering over each other like beasts. Finally Tayne makes a grab for your hat, misses, and trips over a pew. You flee the church, run down Mission Road for over a mile, snaking your way through side streets and residential areas while finishing your sandwich. By the time you get to the Greyhound Bus stop near Interstate 49 in Missouri, you are exhausted. Luckily they have wi-fi and you have your computer buy you a ticket to Topeka, but the nearest Greyhound bus stop is in Manhattan, a ways outside of town. Tayne is nowhere to be seen. As the bus travels along Route 24 just north of Topeka, you kick the glass out of a window and jump out, combat rolling onto the shoulder of the road. Your computer tells you that you are near Meier Industries, Berry Material Handling, Logan Elementary School, and several fast food places. It is about midnight. Inventory: phone, coffee cup, cool hat, 69 million dollars You can go any direction. >_
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Feb 12, 2021 23:01
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>There's nowhere to go, but up!
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Feb 12, 2021 23:11
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i put a dollar in my hat and then put the hat on a nearby cactus for good luck
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Feb 12, 2021 23:21
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>SEDUCE cactus
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Feb 12, 2021 23:44
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Cacti are not native to Kansas, Paul.
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> hm - very suspicious. i examine the cactus more closely - perhaps it is a shapeshifter, or some sort of daemon?
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Feb 13, 2021 00:58
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sex alicia silverstone
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