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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Mine was so big that it collapsed in upon itself and now it’s infinitesimally tiny but dense as hell and maybe don’t get too close....gently caress there goes another one. Sorry dude. HOMO ERECTUS posted:my dick is actually pretty small but hyper dense, time dilates as you get closer and if you arent careful you'll call into its event horizon hey 
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Das Boo posted:Big enough that my blood falls out, OP. This has been on my mind. Would it be better if the minge was so small blood couldn't escape so it fills like a water balloon?
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Feb 12, 2021 20:46
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We can never gently caress, it would destroy the universe.
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Feb 12, 2021 20:49
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Who What Now posted:This has been on my mind. Would it be better if the minge was so small blood couldn't escape so it fills like a water balloon? yes this sounds very healthy
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Feb 12, 2021 20:55
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Woops, I dropped my monster female condom, that I use for my magnum pussy
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Das Boo posted:Big enough that my blood falls out, OP. Why would it do something like that? Why does it do that?
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Feb 12, 2021 20:59
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mines like a stuffed olive with the stuffing removed
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Feb 12, 2021 21:00
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Mine is an outie.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Why would it do something like that? Why does it do that? nobody knows, as all things woman are mysterious and beyond the scope of human understanding
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Feb 12, 2021 21:02
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The carpet matches the drape.
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Feb 12, 2021 21:33
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I think the new iPhones have Lidar or something so you can 3d scan the depths of your lady holes. Maybe 3d print them and keep pens in them?
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Feb 12, 2021 21:46
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It fits a family of four comfortably, 5 is a little tight.
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Feb 12, 2021 21:46
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They don't call me Lake Baikal for nothing
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Feb 12, 2021 21:54
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Nuts and Gum posted:I think the new iPhones have Lidar or something so you can 3d scan the depths of your lady holes. Maybe 3d print them and keep pens in them? Stonehenge is revealed to be much larger than anyone could comprehend
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Feb 12, 2021 22:25
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I went up to my girlfriend and said "I'd like a little pussy" and she said "Me too mine's as big as a house"
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Feb 12, 2021 22:36
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AHH F/UGH posted:Large enough to swallow a whole planet, like Galactus A vagina like Unicron, augmented with machinery and has grabby fang teeth to better consume things. Also huge, and has had transformers inside it at one point 
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Feb 12, 2021 22:44
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*clasps hands around mouth and yells* "Riiicooolaa .. Riiiii cooo laaaaa" *listens theatrically at Vag for echo*
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I said to my girlfriend "I'd like a little pussy" And she goes "me too, mine's as big as a house!" Then the predator killed me
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Feb 12, 2021 22:48
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Ricola reminds me of a movie idea I had for a sequel to The jerk where Tommy Lister (Deebo Dutch from Friday) is an adopted son of a yodeling Alps type family and they finally tell him he's adopted and he hits the road in his clogs to find himself. I had to can it because Tommy Lister died. RIP
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Feb 12, 2021 22:48
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Bring a bucket and a mop for this wide-rear end pussy
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Feb 12, 2021 23:06
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It ain’t the depth of the gash but the waggle of the flaps. 
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:Bring a bucket and a mop for this wide-rear end pussy No!!!!! They told me it wasn't possible!!!
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Feb 12, 2021 23:17
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Newsflash: your penis is just a weird mutated blown up vagina
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Feb 12, 2021 23:24
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Have your mom make a fist and measure from her knuckles to that hairy mole just past her watch. That's how deep it is. P.S. Tell her to swing by and pick up her Swatch. I fished it out while drinking my morning coffee.
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Feb 12, 2021 23:25
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Elentor posted:The carpet matches the drape. My meatdrape bring all the boy to the yard
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Feb 12, 2021 23:25
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I can transform my large dong into a vagetus but instead of becoming wide and deep it's just a tiny punani with EXTREMELY fat surroundings? They call it the Phat Puddy. I'm getting insane engagements on my social media.
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Feb 12, 2021 23:31
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I can transform my large dong into a vagetus but instead of becoming wide and deep it's just a tiny punani with EXTREMELY fat surroundings? They call it the Phat Puddy. I'm getting insane engagements on my social media. I have subscribed to your swole hole and I look forward to our professional relationship
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Feb 12, 2021 23:32
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Waterbed Wendy posted:I have subscribed to your swole hole and I look forward to our professional relationship We'll exchange Hotmail addresses and Netscape urls
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Feb 12, 2021 23:34
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It depends on whether my teeth are retracted.
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Waterbed Wendy posted:My meatdrape bring all the boy to the yard "Do not use this bleach on sensitive areas" Me: laughs in Manic Panic, spinning in an office chair.
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Feb 13, 2021 01:31
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Cavernous
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Feb 13, 2021 01:40
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Day 11: Our expedition into her vag continues. The queefs from last night have subsided, and the resulting lack of headwind means we are making much faster progress. The smell remains the same, pleasantly naughty. Supplies are good, but I sense morale is beginning to fray as more and more we find ourselves wondering: just how big is it? When can we go home?
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Feb 13, 2021 01:47
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My vag is a mass of incandescent gas A giant nuclear furnace. Where dicks are converted into jizzium at temperatures of millions of degrees.
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Feb 13, 2021 01:49
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I don't have a vag, but if I did, it would be huge.
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Feb 13, 2021 01:51
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its so big that everyone on earth is currently inside of my giant vag right now, and have been since the dawn of time. my vag is the cave that plato described, and everyone has been dazzled and entranced by the shadows cast onto my hallowed walls
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Feb 13, 2021 01:55
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I was in Girl Scouts and on a camp out, me and 3 other girls stayed up late chilling at a covered picnic table while everyone else slept. One of the girls was like hey, let’s compare vaginas. I didn’t want to do this but I didn’t want to overreact so I was just like “nah I’m good” but the others whipped their boxes out. I was raised very conservative and was a piece of poo poo so I told my parents and then the leadership found out the girl was gay so they kicked her out. I feel bad now that I’m older but I wonder how that lady is.
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Feb 13, 2021 02:46
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It's like the grand canyon...but more....majestic!
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LuckyCat posted:I was in Girl Scouts and on a camp out, me and 3 other girls stayed up late chilling at a covered picnic table while everyone else slept. One of the girls was like hey, let’s compare vaginas. I didn’t want to do this but I didn’t want to overreact so I was just like “nah I’m good” but the others whipped their boxes out. I was raised very conservative and was a piece of poo poo so I told my parents and then the leadership found out the girl was gay so they kicked her out. I feel bad now that I’m older but I wonder how that lady is. I'm that girl, and after that summer I ran away from home and through a series of twee adventures I now own a minorly successful bookstore in a mid-sized town in Iowa with my wife. I want you to know that I forgive you, LuckyCat.
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Happy endings make me smile 
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