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Funky See Funky Do posted:Holy poo poo the formatting on that article is so bad.
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I took a dump in a bag and told the CIA it was alien turds and they've been doing tests on it for years (the test is that they open the baggy and take a big wiff and say "oh yeah that's the good stink").
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Who What Now posted:I took a dump in a bag and told the CIA it was alien turds and they've been doing tests on it for years (the test is that they open the baggy and take a big wiff and say "oh yeah that's the good stink"). The worst x-file
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CannonFodder posted:So how was the Britney Spears documentary? It was pretty good. Did you know that she inherited the title "Queen of Pop" after Madonna's star began to wane but that the crown lay heavily upon her head?
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Another Bill posted:The worst x-file No, the worst x-file was that incest one. Really bugged me as a kid. kinda gross.
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Didn't scully have an alien baby
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Tarkus posted:No, the worst x-file was that incest one. Really bugged me as a kid. kinda gross. I've got some bad news for you about every piece of pornography from the last 8 years
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Tarkus posted:No, the worst x-file was that incest one. Really bugged me as a kid. kinda gross. That one was great, it helped me to justify my fear of country people.
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The Earth is the backwoods of space and nobody, especially Glorp of Fleebortrix, wants to hang with Earth Mudnecks.
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Feb 16, 2021 21:40
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Glorp of Fleebortrix can't get enough earthling bussy actually
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Didn't scully have an alien baby Yes a few.
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When the Moon beats his meat Like a big piece a sheet That's a ufo
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 Um, does this look like a spaceship of aliens that DON'T probe butts?!
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Feb 17, 2021 22:21
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Too bad they noped out of our solar system when they saw what has become of our butts
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Ventral EggSac posted:
No flared base. Not ribbed enough.
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Mooey Cow posted:Too bad they noped out of our solar system when they saw what has become of our butts Kirk and the cone bros are trying to get them back.
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You can have a little alien baby. As a treat.
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Mindblowing proof
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So aliens have the technology to get here but they don’t know how to drive drunk? Lol not likely.
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