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I got some nice flowers for my kids and, as a bonus, got my oldest daughter a jacket featuring her favorite football team. I just told my wife I love her over the phone because she's overseas on family business. Did you guys get anyone anything? Did you get anything?
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I'm still laying in bed at noon because I have. No reason to get up op
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Feb 14, 2021 20:27
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spacetoaster posted:Did you guys get anyone anything? Did you get anything? NO 😫
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Feb 14, 2021 20:27
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I went to work and I ate a heart shaped donut and drank some of the dunkin' coffee that comes in the big box. the donut was fine and the coffee was bad, like boxed coffee always is.
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Feb 14, 2021 20:34
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Methanar posted:I'm still laying in bed at noon because I have. No reason to get up op We're all very excited about the ice and snow. Of course we have a wood burning stove with plenty of fire wood so we're less stressed about it than some. Cubone posted:NO 😫 Happy Velentine's day, Cubone. 
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Feb 14, 2021 20:36
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Working. Its also my dads birthday so I am obligated to call him I guess. Maybe I'll eat a hot link for lunch.
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Feb 14, 2021 20:36
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didn't speak to a living soul all day op 
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Feb 14, 2021 20:41
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spacetoaster posted:I got some nice flowers for my kids and, as a bonus, got my oldest daughter a jacket featuring her favorite football team. What's the team
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Feb 14, 2021 20:41
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I went for a walk in the rain, ate a lot and thought about death. Same old, same old.
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Feb 14, 2021 20:55
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I started playing on a ladder and almost fell off onto a bowling pin it was very frightening. Anyway I'm off, I want to see what's up on top of that shelf I need to get my ladder
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Feb 14, 2021 21:00
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Full Metal Jackass posted:What's the team So specific that I'd probably doxx myself to name it. She's very contrarian and it's not a team our family supports. 
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Feb 14, 2021 21:11
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i fell off a ladder and landed testicles first onto a bowling pin
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Feb 14, 2021 21:12
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cranked my hog and sobbed, op
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Feb 14, 2021 21:13
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:didn't speak to a living soul all day op You just spoke to me! Happy Velentine's day, Horse_slaughterer. You know, you can't spell horse_slaughterer without the laughter.
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Feb 14, 2021 21:13
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it's my birthday~ and 15th anniversary of being on this dumb website 
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Feb 14, 2021 21:13
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I bought some bubbly and the Mrs is going to make a seafood dinner. Probably bang.
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Feb 14, 2021 21:17
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I masturbated
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Feb 14, 2021 21:17
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I made my partner vegan brownies and tbh they’re loving amazing. So I’ve eaten most of them myself lol. Snooze you lose
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Feb 14, 2021 21:25
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i've been bitter and surly all day because valentine's is a fake corporate holiday, NOT because i'm lonely and unloved
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Feb 14, 2021 21:42
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Katamari Democracy posted:I masturbated The greatest love of all Is easy to achieve
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Feb 14, 2021 21:46
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Soaked my foot in epsom salt because I woke up with a Valentine’s Day ingrown toenail. Nothing says romance like asking the wife for help with my toe bath.
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Feb 14, 2021 21:49
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Sat in the car and ate prepackaged salads together 
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Feb 14, 2021 21:54
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you guys are gonna go to hell for working on one of the sabbaths ( I take both sabbaths off) I slept until 1145 and then tried to sleep more cuz im on some new antidepressant thats just a really strong antihistamine and my wife got really mad and started packing to leave the beach so I ordered something from Tiffanys and that fixed it and we brought the kid up to the ocean but its super cold and the suns almost down and I doubt well have sex, maybe ill eat her out later, I think im gonna start a third playthrough of disco Elysium because its the only thing that doesn't bum me out
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Feb 14, 2021 22:32
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I made a very basic breakfast. She is making beef stroganoff for dinner and cheesecake topped brownies for dessert. We are going to play Farkle later and probably watch a movie IDK.
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Feb 14, 2021 22:40
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exchanged chocolate gifts and bodily fluids
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Feb 14, 2021 22:49
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Winnie the poo poo posted:exchanged chocolate gifts and bodily fluids thanks for the piss. enjoy the toblerone
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Feb 14, 2021 22:57
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I'm on my fifth beer
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Feb 14, 2021 23:02
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Laying in bed with the animals. They can be my valentines 
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Feb 14, 2021 23:06
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kntfkr posted:you guys are gonna go to hell for working on one of the sabbaths ( I take both sabbaths off) Nothing makes the panties drop like purchasing her a forum account. There is still time to act.
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Feb 15, 2021 00:04
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Nothing makes the panties drop like purchasing her a forum account. There is still time to act. To be perfectly clear, by this I mean she will have shat herself and need a change.
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Feb 15, 2021 00:08
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my mom didn't get me any chocolate this year 
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Feb 15, 2021 00:10
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My wife and I were going to get some fancy sushi tonight but my roof decided to leak this morning from all the snow that turned ice and soaked through, so I spent the whole fuckin’ day trying to fix it!
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Feb 15, 2021 00:10
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Looked at porn and thought of death.
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Feb 15, 2021 00:14
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I worked for 12 hours and now I’m gonna go home and get sloppy drunk
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Feb 15, 2021 00:14
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Katamari Democracy posted:I masturbated I'll probably do this unless I get too drunk to care. I did make pizzas today!
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Feb 15, 2021 00:42
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CannonFodder posted:I did make pizzas today! Wait, more than one?? I need details!
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Feb 15, 2021 00:46
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Cowman posted:it's my birthday~ Goongratulations and or my goondolences
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Feb 15, 2021 00:48
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Do all of you think of death before masturbation or after, this is important
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Wait, more than one?? I need details! 5 of them! Every Sunday my sister and her family come over so I make dinner. The little girls helped by eating the cheese and pepperoni before putting them on the pizzas. There are lots of leftovers.
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