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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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Blood Nightmaster: Sep 6, 2011; “また遊んであげるわ！”

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# ? Feb 15, 2021 07:40

Geemer: Nov 4, 2010

What in the gently caress is a non-mailable envelope?

# ? Feb 15, 2021 10:57

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Geemer posted:

What in the gently caress is a non-mailable envelope?

What does it sound like it is based on what it's called?

Because that's what it is exactly.

# ? Feb 15, 2021 11:00

Geemer: Nov 4, 2010

Big Beef City posted:

What does it sound like it is based on what it's called?

Because that's what it is exactly.

Well yeah, but what makes it non-mailable?

Over here you can mail pretty much anything as long as it's got a readable address and enough postage stamps.

# ? Feb 15, 2021 11:50

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Gutter Phoenix posted:

hell yeah there need to be more skull ones

there's a ton of just blatantly insane ones too goddamn

# ? Feb 15, 2021 13:34

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Geemer posted:

Well yeah, but what makes it non-mailable?

Over here you can mail pretty much anything as long as it's got a readable address and enough postage stamps.

You ever see one of those inter-office envelopes that have holes punched in them and are secured with a string tie on the flap?

Think that'd be good to mail across the country?
That's essentially an envelope, and also not one you'd mail.

Now imagine a tiny child's Valentine's card envelope that has no adhesive on the flap and the construction quality of toilet paper.

They aren't saying it's illegal to send it. You can try. They're saying don't do that.

# ? Feb 15, 2021 14:09

mindstorm: Jan 28, 2011; Smellrose

Those suicidal ideation cards with cutesy animals are something else. Those cheap 90s IP valentines cards bring back unpleasant memories.

# ? Feb 15, 2021 14:19

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

Wanna see the Stargate valentines

"You're Ra-dical"

"Hope you're not a Horus guard"

"Be my valentine or I'll blow you (up with a nuke)"

"Let me dial you up and enter your big orifice"

# ? Feb 15, 2021 14:43

Geemer: Nov 4, 2010

Big Beef City posted:

You ever see one of those inter-office envelopes that have holes punched in them and are secured with a string tie on the flap?

Think that'd be good to mail across the country?
That's essentially an envelope, and also not one you'd mail.

Now imagine a tiny child's Valentine's card envelope that has no adhesive on the flap and the construction quality of toilet paper.

They aren't saying it's illegal to send it. You can try. They're saying don't do that.

Ahh. Ok. Makes a lot more sense now. :tipshat:

# ? Feb 15, 2021 15:47

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 20:32

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 20:38

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 20:39

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 20:40

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 20:43

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 20:45

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 20:48

Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Gutter Phoenix posted:

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Peg Sliderskew: Jan 4, 2010

The burning "Hose"?
Valentine are you?

# ? Feb 15, 2021 20:50

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 20:52

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 20:53

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

hockey jockey posted:

The burning "Hose"?
Valentine are you?

# ? Feb 15, 2021 20:54

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 21:46

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 22:00

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 22:12

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 22:13

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 22:17

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 22:17

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

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# ? Feb 15, 2021 22:58

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 23:03

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 23:04

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 23:05

Geemer: Nov 4, 2010

Gutter Phoenix posted:

All
Cops
Are
Babies

# ? Feb 15, 2021 23:07

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 23:16

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 23:18

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 23:19

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 23:21

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

hockey jockey posted:

The burning "Hose"?
Valentine are you?

The burning question: hose Valentine are you?
It's just pretty badly composed

Man a lot of these have really weird dynamics

# ? Feb 15, 2021 23:26

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

# ? Feb 15, 2021 23:31

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

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