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Its a bit after 5PM PST here. Less than 7 hours left on the clock before I go a day without getting a valentine. I'm really starting to panic here and its no longer funny like it was 4 hours ago. We can make arrangements as soon as you're willing. I have a couple ideas with some places that are still open for dinner. Please reply to me and let me know. Thank you. Tell your other friends if they don't have one yet, time is running out and I really need a valentine right now.
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Feb 15, 2021 02:18
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My valentine is this bottle of vodka.
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Feb 15, 2021 02:25
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I hope you find a valentine and your valentine kisses you and pushes a chocolate strawberry into your mouth while singing your favorite song and then you have babies from your butt.
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Feb 15, 2021 02:33
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i'll sell you .037 ValCoins for $10,000
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Feb 15, 2021 02:34
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I often wonder how different valentines day would be if St. Valentine didn't invent heart shaped boxes of chocolate.
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Feb 15, 2021 02:35
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everyone on this forum is my gf. what a lovely valentines im having w all of you 
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Feb 15, 2021 02:41
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Finally someone who is desperate enough!!!
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Feb 15, 2021 02:57
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I told you, I'm engaged to be married, stop asking!
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Feb 15, 2021 03:09
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I hate to say it OP, but I think it's a little late in the game for this. I suggest an alternate strategy: embrace the idea that you have value and are loved as a human being, no matter what society makes single people feel like on this day.
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Feb 15, 2021 03:14
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B. Uglord
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Feb 15, 2021 03:17
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how about a knuckle sandwich OP
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Feb 15, 2021 03:18
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Meme Poker Party posted:I hate to say it OP, but I think it's a little late in the game for this. I suggest an alternate strategy: embrace the idea that you have value and are loved as a human being, no matter what society makes single people feel like on this day. Single people are worthless piles of poo poo....... 
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Feb 15, 2021 03:21
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Sorry OP, I don't celebrate a manufactured "holiday" intended to promote commercialized transactions "proving" affection Or I wouldn't if anyone loved me
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Feb 15, 2021 03:21
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MakaVillian posted:Single people are worthless piles of poo poo....... 
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Feb 15, 2021 03:26
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Literally A Person posted:Finally someone who is desperate enough!!! Meme Poker Party posted:I hate to say it OP, but I think it's a little late in the game for this. I suggest an alternate strategy: embrace the idea that you have value and are loved as a human being, no matter what society makes single people feel like on this day. Sgt. Politeness posted:I told you, I'm engaged to be married, stop asking! Chinatown posted:how about a knuckle sandwich OP
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Feb 15, 2021 03:53
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Don't you kids have apps now or something? Just find some other people for group sex.
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Feb 15, 2021 04:00
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buglord posted:yes hello does this mean you want to be my valentine Come here, Bug Boy.
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Feb 15, 2021 04:06
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Buglord said he would be my valentine last year and then backed out at the last second beware of this Bulky!!!!
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Feb 15, 2021 04:08
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buglord posted:
how dare u
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Feb 15, 2021 04:11
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buglord posted:okay but maybe we can still go and get coffee before Dutch Bros closes? id prefer we go without your spouse please, i will give you the respect you deserve. can you pick me up? Fine, I'll be there in 18 and a half hours.
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Feb 15, 2021 04:12
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OP are you a real bug? A boy bug or a girl bug? Do you look anything like this??? 
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Feb 15, 2021 04:12
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Feb 15, 2021 04:19
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Alright gently caress me OP, why not.
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Feb 15, 2021 04:28
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I've been practicing my ahegao and think I'm ready to bring it primetime
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Feb 15, 2021 04:31
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Derpies posted:Buglord said he would be my valentine last year and then backed out at the last second beware of this Bulky!!!! is this true? what kind of sick game are you playing original poster?
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Feb 15, 2021 04:43
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:is this true? what kind of sick game are you playing original poster? He left me all alone at The Sizzler and the cooks laughed at me for not having a valentine and bullied me at the salad bar.
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Feb 15, 2021 04:45
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Derpies posted:He left me all alone at The Sizzler and the cooks laughed at me for not having a valentine and bullied me at the salad bar. Wow, OP sounds like a real jerk!! Hope he has a good excuse for this behavior.
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Feb 15, 2021 05:25
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Meme Poker Party posted:OP are you a real bug? isn't this off-brand for you???
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Feb 15, 2021 05:36
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:isn't this off-brand for you??? Cut him some slack keeping up multiple gimmicks is loving complicated and we can't all be perfect!
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Feb 15, 2021 05:39
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Derpies posted:He left me all alone at The Sizzler and the cooks laughed at me for not having a valentine and bullied me at the salad bar. This is 100% false. You've never gone through a salad bar in your life
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Feb 15, 2021 05:40
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Big Beef City posted:This is 100% false. Buddy you are talking to the king of tossing salads here! Poor buglord really missed out.
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Feb 15, 2021 05:41
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Meme Poker Party posted:OP are you a real bug?  Derpies posted:Cut him some slack keeping up multiple gimmicks is loving complicated and we can't all be perfect! i am going to awoo the gently caress out of you if you don't stop airing my dirt laundry friend Pawn 17 posted:Wow, OP sounds like a real jerk!! Hope he has a good excuse for this behavior. BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:is this true? what kind of sick game are you playing original poster? buglord fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Feb 15, 2021 |
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Feb 15, 2021 05:42
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Just lol if you don't spend Valentine's Day with your true love: multiple WoW classic instances, to power level and sell overpriced poo poo to idiots new to the game who also wanted an escape on the dreaded day.
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Feb 15, 2021 05:53
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:isn't this off-brand for you??? Off-brand? Mosquito Girl and I go back farther than lamia. It is a matter of record. Meme Poker Party posted:I nominate Mosquito Girl for the sexy monster competition.
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Feb 15, 2021 05:54
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Had I known the op was a beautiful pulsating translucent slug of some kind I would have offered my services much earlier. Unfortunately it's now too late if you catch my meaning
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Feb 15, 2021 05:58
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Brent can't watch tho
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Feb 15, 2021 05:59
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Big Beef City posted:Had I known the op was a beautiful pulsating translucent slug of some kind I would have offered my services much earlier. Folks, this is why it's so important to learn your strengths and how to market them. OP didn't even tell anyone they were a pulsating slug when they made their request!
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Feb 15, 2021 06:06
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Meme Poker Party posted:Folks, this is why it's so important to learn your strengths and how to market them. shameful really
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Feb 15, 2021 06:18
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Big Beef City posted:Had I known the op was a beautiful pulsating translucent slug of some kind I would have offered my services much earlier. Its not too late, in fact, there's 2 and a half hours left. Meme Poker Party posted:Folks, this is why it's so important to learn your strengths and how to market them. monsters such as yourself make it risky for me to out myself as a soft fleshed creature 
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Feb 15, 2021 06:31
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Mods please change op's name to Soft buglord
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Feb 15, 2021 06:32
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