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Ultimate Mango posted:Why are they lumpy Beaver butt gland juice is too expensive, your artificial vanilla is either synthesized out of oil and coal tar or it comes from tonka beans.
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SlothfulCobra posted:Beaver butt gland juice is too expensive, your artificial vanilla is either synthesized out of oil and coal tar or it comes from tonka beans. Fine then boutique artisan hand squeezed beaver butt gland foods Let’s go pitch this on shark tank Edit: gland has an n
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SlothfulCobra posted:Beaver butt gland juice is too expensive, your artificial vanilla is either synthesized out of oil and coal tar or it comes from tonka beans. You can get bourbon with it. Or Swedish hunting schnapps.
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Feb 24, 2021 13:01
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serving suggestion? what, with a cartoon leprechaun dancing on it?
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Feb 24, 2021 13:14
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There's a lot going on there and I don't think Irish people would be particularly pleased with any of it.
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Feb 24, 2021 13:14
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get the 26 counties in one pass, the 6 in another pass....
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I always assumed these were animated in some locale where pizza had not yet been imported, or had been imported as some shrugging cargo-cult simulacrum of what they thought Americans ate. Same with all those cartoons that seemed to think pizza looked like The number of animated pizzas I saw as a kid with dark red "cheese" ...
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Feb 24, 2021 14:21
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Yellow Yoshi posted:i feel like i've seen it recently at a convenience store. following up: i found it!   it does indeed taste and feel like frozen butter on a stick. i bought two to be safe and think i shall enjoy the second one tomorrow. thanks, anti-food porn thread!
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Feb 24, 2021 16:36
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is is sweetened/salted at all?
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Feb 24, 2021 16:42
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Yellow Yoshi posted:following up: why does it have balls
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Aardvark! posted:is is sweetened/salted at all? the taste reminds me of lightly salted butter i genuinely feel like i've just been tricked into eating a block of frozen butter
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Feb 24, 2021 16:46
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'tricked'
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Data Graham posted:I always assumed these were animated in some locale where pizza had not yet been imported, or had been imported as some shrugging cargo-cult simulacrum of what they thought Americans ate. Same with all those cartoons that seemed to think pizza looked like I always thought that depicting pizza as orange was a nice rationalization of the mottled white and red of sauce and cheese. Just plain white doesn't look right, but drawing like a lot of red peaking through is a lot of complicated detail. What's really wrong is when they depict pizza as dark yellow because conceptually cheese is yellow. Depicting the cheese as some kind of viscous liquid that drips and oozes off the pizza seems more like a rationalization of all those ads where they use extra tricks to depict pizza as having all of its cheese stretching around the pizza as it's taken out of the box. It's like some kind of pizza liquid. 
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Paladinus posted:'tricked'
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Feb 24, 2021 17:12
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SlothfulCobra posted:Depicting the cheese as some kind of viscous liquid that drips and oozes off the pizza seems more like a rationalization of all those ads where they use extra tricks to depict pizza as having all of its cheese stretching around the pizza as it's taken out of the box. See also that meme with the lady incredulously staring at a real pizza exhibiting the cheese stretch.
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Cartoon Man posted:
Zil posted:Making_Bacon_Pancakes_New_York_10hour_remix.mp3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm-b5DtyXEs
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https://mobile.twitter.com/BenTaylorson/status/1364560883012276226
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Feb 24, 2021 17:56
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I mean... yeah OK salted sweet things are a thing and I don't necessarily see why that wouldn't work but I object to calling that a crisp sandwich because if someone asks for a crisp sandwich and you give them that they'll kick your teeth in. E: oh god he lives near me.
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Feb 24, 2021 18:00
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Deep fry it and now we're talking.
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Feb 24, 2021 18:04
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time to post Pizza Lady again.
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Feb 24, 2021 18:14
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https://twitter.com/_itsashleyc_/status/1364270049779798018?s=20
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Feb 24, 2021 18:38
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uber_stoat posted:time to post Pizza Lady again. I genuinely laugh at how baked she is every time. She looks at that pizza like the face of God.
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Feb 24, 2021 18:46
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uber_stoat posted:time to post Pizza Lady again. Lead actress from Birdemic right there
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Yellow Yoshi posted:the taste reminds me of lightly salted butter Fry it you coward.
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Feb 24, 2021 19:30
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I see nothing wrong with this
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Feb 24, 2021 23:03
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The worst thing to happen to the Irish since Bloody Sunday.
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Feb 24, 2021 23:40
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https://twitter.com/usofjr/status/1364654550993432576?s=21 Less discomforting than shiny American white ladies with shiny unused kitchens
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FreudianSlippers posted:The worst thing to happen to the Irish since Bloody Sunday. Mostly because it isn't Irish. It's just Red Leicester, cheddar and a sage derby. None of these are unusual, sage derby isn't particularly popular and this one probably is just green colouring and not actually any sage. From Britain is right. But not from Ireland.
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Feb 25, 2021 02:16
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I need this in my life
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Cartoon Man posted:
When I was little, I thought Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben were married. I'm still not sure they aren't.  I recently saw this at the grocery store and was perturbed.
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We probably don't need the "i'm firin' my lazer" Aunt Jemima pic, it's cursed enough as it is.
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Underwater Shoe posted:https://twitter.com/usofjr/status/1364654550993432576?s=21 I can't believe they revealed howtobasic's face in this one
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Whooping Crabs posted:I can't believe they revealed howtobasic's face in this one That monstrosity is way more dexterous than howtobasic.
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Underwater Shoe posted:https://twitter.com/usofjr/status/1364654550993432576?s=21 I've never seen a stove like that. Wouldn't that stove pose a tipping hazard for smaller pots? What do you call those iron things above the burner? My brain is telling me the word grill but my brain is an rear end in a top hat. Who designs a stove with a thin four prong grill-thing? My stove has a nice sturdy eight prong. What's the word I'm looking for?
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BigHead posted:I've never seen a stove like that. Wouldn't that stove pose a tipping hazard for smaller pots?
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Feb 25, 2021 07:39
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My gas stove looks like that too. I have a metal trivet? thing I put on it if I'm using a tiny tiny saucepan, otherwise it's fine and nothing tips.
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Johnny Truant posted:why does it have balls Cause ghee is stored in the balls, duh.
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Those are pretty standard trivets for a gas stove and unless you're using a tiny pot they aren't generally a problem at all. Some of them are far thicker width wise than the ones in the picture but they work alright most of the time.
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eating only apples posted:Mostly because it isn't Irish. It's just Red Leicester, cheddar and a sage derby. None of these are unusual, sage derby isn't particularly popular and this one probably is just green colouring and not actually any sage. From Britain is right. But not from Ireland. “From Britain” is an extremely odd phrasing. I’ve seen products say “Great Britain”, “The United Kingdom”, any of the constituent regions like Wales, NI, Scotland etc, or if you want to imply something might be from the Republic then some convoluted “the British Isles” phrasing, but “Original From Britain” has a very strange sound.
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