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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010




From (and incidental to) the Mayo Wars:

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drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine


SlothfulCobra posted:

don't eat those

edit: Come to think of it, a lot of krabby patties are pretty gross. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ecTZVzjFVM

Reminded me of this classic;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzd0mLf366I

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?




Hair Elf

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)



two bits

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?




fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011


That's not what cum looks like in a hot tub at all.

e: if you have the bubbles on.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.



I feel validated by the guy in the background.

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008






Not the most appealing thing at first glance, but I ashamedly would.

Also that white stuff is tartar sauce.


On the other hand, no. Just no.
Menya Musashi x Lotte chocolate ramen.

angerbeet
Mar 23, 2004


Come into the lob-ratory! The dog lobster laboratory!


I have nothing against mayonnaise but this ain't mayo

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

angerbeet posted:

I have nothing against mayonnaise but this ain't mayo



I didn't realize there was fake mayo worse than Miracle Whip

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004


Aardvark! posted:

it's a whole subgenre in brazilian food



excuse me, what's the deal with the lightbulb

angerbeet
Mar 23, 2004


Come into the lob-ratory! The dog lobster laboratory!


Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?




InediblePenguin posted:

excuse me, what's the deal with the lightbulb

have a sip

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?




Hair Elf


I have a friend who sent me pictures of bacon roses she made for valentines day yesterday, so I sent her this pic

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man





This makes me want to build a dice tower and fill it with beans

angerbeet
Mar 23, 2004


Come into the lob-ratory! The dog lobster laboratory!


Empty Sandwich posted:

I didn't realize there was fake mayo worse than Miracle Whip

It really makes you appreciate the advancements in food photographing because that ?meat? and those eggs look as dry as the Sahara.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine



Now you have me experiencing flashbacks to the tub full of formaldehyde and preserved organs, it's not a pleasant memory

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008


InediblePenguin posted:

excuse me, what's the deal with the lightbulb

I know this thread just rebooted, and the title is fresh, but drat if my mod fingers ain't hovering over the "edit thread title" button.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense






Scarodactyl posted:

A couple drafts of attempts at the "small pastry" concept with varying degrees of terribleness.



This one rules

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015




drrockso20 posted:

Now you have me experiencing flashbacks to the tub full of formaldehyde and preserved organs, it's not a pleasant memory

Scarodactyl has a new favorite as of 00:48 on Feb 16, 2021

angerbeet
Mar 23, 2004


Come into the lob-ratory! The dog lobster laboratory!



Well we need this one

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

angerbeet posted:

It really makes you appreciate the advancements in food photographing because that ?meat? and those eggs look as dry as the Sahara.

oh poo poo... I should post pictures from Modern French Culinary Art. a lot of it is really soigne, but the photography is 50s or 60s, so....

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011


Empty Sandwich posted:

oh poo poo... I should post pictures from Modern French Culinary Art. a lot of it is really soigne, but the photography is 50s or 60s, so....

Yes. Yes, please.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny




this works better than I might have expected (also I think you've gotten better at animation )

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012




holy hell I love this one

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



this one just enrages me for some reason


no idea what this is


these are all hot dogs:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



Aardvark! posted:

no idea what this is


It's like one of those distorted images where things are almost recognizable but not quite. Like, I can see various ingredients but my brain can't parse it into a whole.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012



It looks like terrible nachos with potato sticks from a can on top. And either cotija or farofa sprinkled on top.

Edit to add: pretty sure itís nachos at a cheap restaurant or bar in Brazil.

AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 03:22 on Feb 16, 2021

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus




Kind of reminds me of the cheese counties that Sonic does, so kind of thinking I would.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

STOP BEING EVIL.


Aardvark! posted:

this one just enrages me for some reason


It looks like it was made by somebody who didn't really know what a hamburger was, but was instructed to make a photogenic one, so it's been fluffed up in a way that makes it look impossible to eat.

Aceofblue
Feb 26, 2009






yes this is very good

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Aardvark! posted:

no idea what this is


It isn't one of these but it reminds me of home.

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/what-monster-16-whopper-biggest-17752568


I especially enjoy the article because it at no point tells you what a parmo is because it assumes you already know. The newsworthiness is not the existence of parmo, but the size of the parmo being offered.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 04:14 on Feb 16, 2021

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



OwlFancier posted:

It isn't one of these but it reminds me of home.

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/what-monster-16-whopper-biggest-17752568


I especially enjoy the article because it at no point tells you what a parmo is because it assumes you already know. The newsworthiness is not the existence of parmo, but the size of the parmo being offered.

Nor did this post tell us what a Parmo is.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Well seeing as you asked

It is breaded chicken covered in bechamel sauce and cheese, usually served with chips sort of... involved, often intimately with the cheese.

I don't like them but they are very popular here, but as you can see they're unbelievably greasy and sloppy.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



OwlFancier posted:

Well seeing as you asked

It is breaded chicken covered in bechamel sauce and cheese, usually served with chips sort of... involved, often intimately with the cheese.

I don't like them but they are very popular here, but as you can see they're unbelievably greasy and sloppy.

Sounds delicious. Would smash one while drunk.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


I think that's where most of the sales come from yeah.

Like there's nothing strictly wrong with it it's just I get sick even thinking about trying to finish one.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011





Nap Ghost

Aardvark! posted:

this one just enrages me for some reason


That looks like Easy Cheese has been squirted on the top of it... And I'd like to come clean and admit that I loving love that fake neon yellow fake cheese garbage. Every now and then I'll buy a can of the sharp cheddar and a box of the basil & balsamic vinegar triscuits and go to town.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

hes dead


Nap Ghost

you can buy cheese emulsifying salts. sodium citrate is the top one. that way you can have unadulterated cheese stuff w real cheese if you want

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

STOP BEING EVIL.


But you want that to go in your mouth instead of smeared all over your hand like an animal.

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Zipperelli. posted:

That looks like Easy Cheese has been squirted on the top of it... And I'd like to come clean and admit that I loving love that fake neon yellow fake cheese garbage. Every now and then I'll buy a can of the sharp cheddar and a box of the basil & balsamic vinegar triscuits and go to town.

I really doubt there is anything clean about your cum

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