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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001





Yams Fan

fizzymercury posted:



I hand raised the cow that this burger came from. I butchered her personally (her name was Margaret Maria and she hated you). I ground a 85/25 mix of bristet/fatty chuck/blade and made patties. I seasoned them with lantana spices and smoked them hot over applewood and green onion.

And they came out looking dry as blown-in insulation. Tasted amazing, but that's an underwhelming burger for all the work I did and I'll be sassy about it for years. It gave me even more respect for the food we make fun of here.

Margaret Maria's Last Curse

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



fizzymercury posted:

The "please don't eat mystery things" thread. Like this one:



Chicken and maybe bacon?

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



Fartington Butts posted:

Chicken and maybe bacon?

kinda looks like fried garlic to me.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Fartington Butts posted:

Chicken and maybe bacon?

Bacon topped apple pie to me.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014







Mm... The taste of East Germany.

Paladinus has a new favorite as of 18:10 on Apr 8, 2021

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008






Fartington Butts posted:

Chicken and maybe bacon?

Pretty sure that's just an apple tart topped with dried apple bits.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.

I AM THERESA MAY




I would eat the bologna sandwich.
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Apr 8, 2004


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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?




Hair Elf

fizzymercury posted:

The "please don't eat mystery things" thread. Like this one:



I'm gonna say apple tart covered in slivered almonds

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster



fizzymercury posted:

The "please don't eat mystery things" thread. Like this one:



yeah this looks a lot like the apple tart my dad makes, except with a crust.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!


Facebook memories reminded me of this hosed-up burger ball I saw in a grocery store flyer:


Comments include "that's a potato, it's a veggie burger" and "it's called 'ground round' not 'ground flat,' bruh"

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

fizzymercury posted:

The "please don't eat mystery things" thread. Like this one:



looks like dried apple slices. you can still see the parts with the peel on it

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Dehydrated Pie


Depiedration




Die

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





That's not a bologna sandwich, this is a bologna sandwich https://ny.eater.com/2019/3/13/18258976/au-cheval-burger-first-look-review-what-to-order

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

fizzymercury posted:



I hand raised the cow that this burger came from. I butchered her personally (her name was Margaret Maria and she hated you). I ground a 85/25 mix of bristet/fatty chuck/blade and made patties. I seasoned them with lantana spices and smoked them hot over applewood and green onion.

And they came out looking dry as blown-in insulation. Tasted amazing, but that's an underwhelming burger for all the work I did and I'll be sassy about it for years. It gave me even more respect for the food we make fun of here.

All this work but you can't form a burger patty that fits on the bun smdh

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001





Pillbug


A country boy can survive.

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010



Nice

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011


Desert Bus posted:

All this work but you can't form a burger patty that fits on the bun smdh

I TRIED. They were so good going in but dammit those burger buns are an optical illusion.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster




Damnit, Ricky, that was one of my best carts and now it's got Randy's cheeseburgers all over it!

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011


Someone had to carry that cart on their back. It has literally all of the anti-theft accouterments and I have no doubt they're all engaged. And you have to season the metal or it's going to taste like burning aluminium foil. And that's not even believable yard meat. Also it's on a well built fire circle?

Stop your city bullshit, you don't know how to have a proper hobobbq.

Ebola Roulette
Sep 13, 2010

No matter what you win lose ragepiss.


Either a well done pork chop or well done steak, just like mommy used to make.

And yes I hated pork chops and steaks as a kid

FFT
Dec 28, 2005

Keyboard Cowboy



fizzymercury posted:

The "please don't eat mystery things" thread. Like this one:

It's just an applie pie made with 1/2 or 1/3 the filling and probably apple slices for the top crust.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 29, 2007




"morning/day snack"


"it was good yum"


"now you would probably also like to taste"


"now breakfast"

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009

kiss kiss



Pillbug

Is sliced almonds on top of baked goods a Europe-only thing??



You guys are blowing my mind here.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011


aphid_licker posted:

Is sliced almonds on top of baked goods a Europe-only thing??



You guys are blowing my mind here.

No? Where are you seeing almonds?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


The weird tart/pizza looks more like doritos than almonds imo.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

STOP BEING EVIL.


https://twitter.com/BestPizzaChef/status/1380146624446529549

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?




Hair Elf

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all





*sweats robotically*

A Perfect Twist
Aug 15, 2007

"What have I done? I'll have to start again. To forget and to disappear. I'll head north, far-north, to that big question mark, the Northern Territory"


You hope that wasn't blocking something important

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

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fizzymercury posted:

The "please don't eat mystery things" thread. Like this one:



Upon further review (i.e. not a phone) those are dried apple pieces, but the ones in front really do look like bacon.

E:vvv sandwich crimes

Fantastic Foreskin has a new favorite as of 01:16 on Apr 9, 2021

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?




Hair Elf

https://twitter.com/sherryjared/status/1380259007324155904

City of Glompton
Apr 21, 2014



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Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



those look like great edibles

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012



I don't know what a Cuban is supposed to be in this context but that's a perfectly acceptable ham and cheese roll. More than acceptable even, that's a lot of ham.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001





https://twitter.com/marcelluswiley/status/1380020436705050629

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001





Pillbug

Dabir posted:

I don't know what a Cuban is supposed to be in this context but that's a perfectly acceptable ham and cheese roll. More than acceptable even, that's a lot of ham.

not nearly enough!

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


uber_stoat posted:

not nearly enough!



daaaaaaaaaamn that looks good

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Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



Dabir posted:

I don't know what a Cuban is supposed to be in this context but that's a perfectly acceptable ham and cheese roll. More than acceptable even, that's a lot of ham.

that is not a lot of ham. That's two deli slices folded over

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