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HookedOnChthonics posted:i treat my mandoline like a goddamn lightsaber Whenever I'm watching a cooking reality show and they show somebody using a mandolin I have to look away. Godless killing machines.
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Daktar posted:Per wiki: You eat your chili room temperature or chilled?
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Is this a slimy bundt cake surrounded by baked beans and tiny penises?
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Facebook Aunt posted:Some of the replies are suggesting worse: rodents nesting in one of the ingredient containers bringing home things they scavenge. Then that container getting added to the mix without anyone noticing the foreign objects. The weirdest part, to me, is that it apparently was a value box with two bags in it, and one of the bags was taped shut instead of sealed.
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Butterfly Valley posted:Yes Sure, except you neglected to account for the fact that foods from my culture are normal and good, while foods from other cultures (like yours) are weird and gross.
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Mar 23, 2021 22:18
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Add wagyu to the list with picnics, champagne, lobster, and anal sex.
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FFT posted:Hot sauce, fine, but ketchup!? Literally all Canadians put ketchup on their mac and cheese. I think it's a law. On the other hand, my wife, who is not canadian, puts make syrup on it. Makes me contemplate divorce every time.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Oh poo poo, I thought nothing could beat straight diet dr pepper, but recently: It doesn't exist in cans or bottles, so you can only get it at places with Coke Freestyle machines, but cherry vanilla diet Dr Pepper is the nectar of the gods.
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Mar 26, 2021 14:31
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Pack, shmack. I would shove a whole Big League Chew pouch in my stupid face.
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Johnny Truant posted:Any ketchup is too much ketchup
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Data Graham posted:My frequent self-challenge is to de-seed an entire pomegranate without damaging any of the seeds Do you use the underwater method? It's way easier than dry.
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Cross-posting from the Cursed Images thread.
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Apr 27, 2021 01:25
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Yeah, even the "good" dragon fruit barely comes close to a decent apple (honeycrisp, pink lady, gala, etc.) On that note, is there a more extreme example of inverse popularity to quality within a food category than red delicious apples?
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Say what you will about Mussolini, but he made the pizza delivery guys run on time. Edit: Also, pretend I posted that picture of Mussolini's headquarters but replaced all the "SI"s with "ZA"s
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Apr 30, 2021 19:26
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Gotta scoop out all the tomato slime before making the sammich.
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I have this and love it. https://butterhub.com/
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Johnny Truant posted:Tapioca pudding though? "gently caress off" as in you aren't willing to share because it's the best? Agreed.
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SlothfulCobra posted:But then you can't eat it like a pizza. Not with that attitude you can't.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/835968552669413447/857865419867160593/video-1624597208.mp4 They forgot to do the "will it blow?"
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zedprime posted:There is no after shot with milk so I'm left believing milk isn't involved. Text in the image specifically says they add milk as usual. KataraniSword posted:More hollow or less hollow than the poor goon with damaged tastebuds who can't stand most fresh fish but will absolutely devour lovely breaded whitefish Fish exists for the sole purpose of delivering as much tartar sauce as possible into my gaping maw.
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Borrovan posted:loving weird flex, the whole "diet coke huh Yeah, I've never understood it. Like, no matter how terrible the gigantic pile of food I'm getting is, it has 1,000 fewer calories if I drink a Diet Coke vs a Coke. A Five Guys burger with a family fries might be a billion calories, but that's still less than a billion and a thousand.
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spankmeister posted:A coke isn't a 1000 calories. Are you drinking it by the gallon? On the one hand, that was hyperbole. On the other hand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ish8NBunrQU&hd=1
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Butterfly Valley posted:I think the person with very strong opinions about which brand of highly caffeinated aspartame laced imitation sugar water they pour down their gullet doesn't get to call other people goobers Nobody cares what you think, goober.
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Hot avocado is the worst.
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Jul 8, 2021 17:24
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Putting aside your specific example, because grapefruit is wonderful, something that's normally wonderful being ruined is worse than something that's always terrible.
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A trick from my college days: lay a damp paper towel over your pizza when you microwave it. It stops everything from drying out. Works with leftover white rice from the Chinese you got a week ago, too.
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Anyone who ever eats anything with gold leaf/dust should immediately be guillotined.
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Those are SNES controllers and that's Sonic. What shenanigans is this?
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Jul 29, 2021 18:09
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/C4FNOMA.gifv I don't understand the last part. They appear to be using scissors to cut the crepe, instead of sitting so that the crepe is fed directly into their gaping maw while they shovel fruit/syrup/cream/chocolate in with both hands.
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Scarodactyl posted:If you get a fig dtraight off the tree that's just a little overripe you will find fruit fly maggots in it. So presumably the ripe ones still have eggs. Use this helpful guide to pick the perfect fig: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-TrY7GjdFY&hd=1 I don't know if I need to  that, since it's literally just a guy picking and eating a fig, but...ummm... be warned.
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Admiral Joeslop posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZx4LWZJnq8 I've fallen in love with this channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZdzEsKxS1Q&hd=1
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Andy Capps are closer to Pringles.
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FFT posted:PYF Anti-Food Porn/Food Fads: It looks suspiciously like the last time I vomited PYF Anti-Food Porn/Food Fads: looks suspiciously like last time I vomited
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Dewgy posted:I love these things. The most common ones were made by Necco though, and theyre kind of in ownership shuffle limbo at the moment. I love Necco Wafers and I don't care who knows it.
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Chicago style. 
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Yeah, are those old Grape Nuts ads really any different than a yogurt commercial with Jamie Lee Curtis in it?
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Based on the shape of it I feel like it was microwaved in a mug or something.
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I make these myself all the time. Delicious. Lemon-lime is also great.
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Mr.Radar posted:https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/728431839147982928/984833615324147792/e6ca50fdc2ad3d6b90370c1f9a45c87d.mp4 If they started with the flour and added the egg, milk, etc. before putting the beef in last your brain would probably accept this as a fritter of some kind with no problem, but starting by making a beef milk soup just triggers some horror from which you can't recover.
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that is the recipe, all make that video feel like an alien conducting some kind of experiment on humans.