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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Real Mouth ASMR
ASMR MUKBANG :) Giant Pork Barbecue & Creamy Tomato Pasta REALMOUTH EATING SHOW!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8X6jTAaDUA

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Mr.Radar posted:

Ian "brutalmoose" has a new brutalfoods video featuring a few items that probably belong in this thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONCA5ByrQe4

I really like those Cola and coffees, too bad it gave him hiccups to the point I thought he would die.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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rodbeard posted:

When I was a small child I thought I saw a pile of marshmallow fluff on the ground so I ate it and it was not marshmallow fluff. My brain decided I'm not allowed to ever forget this one single memory of being a toddler.

TBF to your brain, if you did forget you'd prolly eat it again and die maybe.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Everything I lookk up says watermelon is 10calories per cup.



e;
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1366497318711791623?s=20

MariusLecter has a new favorite as of 03:05 on Mar 3, 2021

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Grill pilled and dying for well done steak.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Code Jockey posted:

if that's chicken and dumplings that just happened to have the dumplings disintegrate, I'll take it

man I would kill for a big bowl of homemade chicken and dumplings right now

Polyseme posted:

My partner was proud of this:




Paladinus posted:

Is that supposed to be lohikeitto?

It's veggie stew with cottage cheese you food/face blind goons.

e;
Clarified in posts i scrolled past.

MariusLecter has a new favorite as of 08:33 on Mar 13, 2021

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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fizzymercury posted:

The undercooked fries are coated in a glistening substance that seems to have oozed from the burger. I hope it's from the burger.

They splashed water down cheez onto those fries and charged more for "Cheese Fries".

I like how one of the patties is burnt way more than the other.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Carrot bacon.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Ever since I was a kid I’ve loved these:



No, I don’t know why.

Same but these.


MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Actually it's only an entree if it's from the Entree region of France, otherwise it's just your loving food eat if off the floor like an animal you piece of poo poo.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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$20 says a guy somewhere on the line was eating shrimp on the job.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Who was the goon that posted about a rat being inside some bulk can and the manufacturer telling them to send it in for testing and they never hear from them about it again?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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It's also for people struggling on their own and can only afford trash frozen and fast food.

See that quite a bit with twitch streamers trying to get some money out of it while also working a fulltime job and all. "Taking a quick break for chimken tendies" etc.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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The forbidden margarita.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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LifeSunDeath posted:




this blue chips poo poo is out of control

e, ok the blue cheetoes are fake, but the blue takis are not and I've heard they're terrible.

Alternate Universe Snacks Taste Test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUEXPAHqmIs

Freezin' Cold Cheetos Are The Snack Of The Future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owo-x0DyQno

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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LifeSunDeath posted:

these are the only true skittles


MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Data Graham posted:

Lol who else remembers that this was literally a thing that existed



There's a disclaimer on it saying "your teeth and gums might feel a tingling sensation, this is normal" and "rinse well and then brush your teeth with actual toothpaste". YES BECAuSE IT IS LITERALLY EATING YOUR ENAMEL JESUS CHRIST

My teeth were ruined from an early age due to my obsessively seeking sour, and when I discovered this poo poo years later it was like reading one of those stories about some Russian hunters who found a strange glowing metal cylinder in the snowy woods and camped on top of it because it was nice and warm

Gotta get the double baking soda arm and hammer tooth paste to neutralize all that acid. And then add a tea spoon of powder baking soda in your mouth wash lmao

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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https://i.imgur.com/1D4wBbp.mp4

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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.Z. posted:

I'm guessing the brown sauce is chocolate sauce and not BBQ sauce. :shrug:

Chocolate Whopper Burger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NQtem1oeZI

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Data Graham posted:

Isn't this alleviated by flash-freezing (i.e. the slow freezing process of a non-industrial freezer causes huge ice crystals to grow which pulverize the veggies' inner structure)?

How flash-freezing preserves food quality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_PMnCpaJiQ

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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A big slug of mercury pushing stuff out of your intestinal tract will work yes.

What mercury concoctions won't do is make you immortal.
https://www.bbc.com/culture/article...magic%20potion.

quote:

Qin Shi Huang drank mercury, thinking it would give him eternal life
Hugely ambitious, Qin Shi Huang sought eternal life. He dispatched a minister overseas, never to return, in search of a magic potion. Knowing of ancient kings and sages who had lived 10,000 years and more by ingesting cinnabar (mercury sulfide), the emperor took to drinking draughts of wine sweetened with honey and laced with mercury.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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The thing is tho that the high levels of mercury preserves the corpses from microbial decay. So a different kind of immortality.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Alligator is great. Especially in the form of a appetizer with those little metal ramekins of marinara sauce, honey mustard sauce and horseradish sauce.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Actually, the Pappadeaux alligator tail comes with a "alligator sauce".

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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The pro move at the Mongolian bbq is to ask for peanut sauce and to make it extra spicy.

Won't matter how bad it comes out if it's rich and spicy enough.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Could use some crackers. Ritz roasted vegetable.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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drrockso20 posted:

Give it a different name that isn't linked to an enormous failure/rear end in a top hat and I would so hard

Figures, they still want the food from the unwanted people.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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A Chef Boyardee Classic Home Made Pizza Kit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeGAIBlIpO8

That vid is a bit long, this youtuber has two shorter vids that are easier to digest.

Chef Boyardee Cheese Pizza Kit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOBmcI0v8bQ

Chef Boyardee Pizza Kit - Detroit Style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HrcEiawqWA

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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https://twitter.com/0xcase/status/1384054316684636163?s=20

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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uber_stoat posted:

youtube search "hot cheeto" to have your soul flensed into tattered psychic ribbons.

To get you all started ...

RealMouth ASMR - ASMR MUKBANG Fried Hot Cheetos Salmon & Blooming Onion, sea grapes and caviar EATING SOUNDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUtlf7-u0qY

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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I love green apple flavored candy and what not but green apple vodka was one of the worst things in my life. Not even adding copious sugar helps any.

Which is odd case I've done that jolly rancher infused vodka with the green apple flavor and that turned out well enough.

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

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Hairy, dusty and mildewy. Yum.

e;

fizzymercury posted:

Even if it was properly cleaned farmed tarantula they deep fried you don't eat it on a burger. Imagine basement flavored kettle chips. That's gonna be a textural disaster.

Best case scenario it is freeze dried.

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