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God just tried to send an anti food porn curse upon me by knocking my refrigerator off line for over a day, spoiling all my food. but i confounded His plan by subsisting solely on a diet of cured meats and hard cheeses.
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Feb 21, 2021 21:01
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time to post Pizza Lady again.
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Feb 24, 2021 18:14
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Feb 24, 2021 18:38
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rodbeard posted:When I was a small child I thought I saw a pile of marshmallow fluff on the ground so I ate it and it was not marshmallow fluff. My brain decided I'm not allowed to ever forget this one single memory of being a toddler. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFYv7ly-7EM
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Feb 26, 2021 00:54
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during the Ice Storm of Death I braved the frozen roads to go to the grocery store. it was an absolute madhouse. panic buying of course, and some sections of the store were utterly ravaged. not a single loaf of bread, a few desultory tortilla packages. the frozen section got wrecked too. of course some things no one wants to eat, even if the world is ending. Uncrustables were one of the only things remaining in the frozen food cases.
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Feb 26, 2021 02:25
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i like the rye chips. i mail order bags of just rye chips cuz i can't find them in stores. yum yum https://twitter.com/ChexMix/status/875445334780002304?s=20
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Feb 26, 2021 21:05
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boar guy posted:nah like the way overpriced sprouts bulk food section but a whole store with rice and grains and pasta and candy and tea and coffee and all kinds of stuff i'm sure there is something like around here, i just don't know about it. my grocery has a section for that kind of bulk food but no delicious rye chips in stock.
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Feb 26, 2021 21:14
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i feel like you could do a raisin pizza if you used the right cheese and sauce. no pizza rules. très bonne 
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Feb 27, 2021 19:51
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Hirayuki posted:I happen to have a Bulk Barn picture for the thread! i have no evidence of this but i am quite sure this is all you need to live a healthy happy life.
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Feb 28, 2021 06:05
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Sakurazuka posted:Curry sauce? gently caress off you no like? how about a mixture of satay sauce and mayonnaise? 
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Mar 2, 2021 00:28
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Helith posted:lemme guess, Dutch? yup https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/patatje-oorlog-dutch-war-fries
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Mar 2, 2021 00:31
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The Bloop posted:Sure but that doesn't help my pants fit better dehumanize yourself and face to elastic waistbands.
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Mar 2, 2021 17:53
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fizzymercury posted:When you eat gizzards you're eating chicken teeth. 
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Mar 2, 2021 18:37
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Brawnfire posted:It was brownie batter with ground beef mixed in and baked. 
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Mar 2, 2021 20:05
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FreudianSlippers posted:I worked on a film last summer where the actor went in Keto for six months before shooting to achieve a nothing but skin and bones look. i'd probably eat myself to death. i only tried the keto thing briefly and it can suck the poo poo out of my rear end. 
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Mar 2, 2021 22:27
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LifeSunDeath posted:I eat meals like this often, you're not about to get me shook looking at beans and veg. it's kind of Glorpy but yeah i eat something like that multiple times every week. humans are mostly water but the solid part of me is approx 75% beans.
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Mar 3, 2021 22:30
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eeeeyyyyyyy happy st patricks day, i made ya pasta and gravy!
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Mar 3, 2021 22:52
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the fakon i had the one time reminded me of the bacon shaped dog treats we would get for doggo when i was young. not good, do not recommend.
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Mar 5, 2021 05:05
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LifeSunDeath posted:flayed wiener give me a hot dog, Assyrian-style.
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Mar 5, 2021 22:56
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dehumanize yourself and face to be'f.  
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Mar 6, 2021 18:47
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i have a big bag of tvp in my stash, mostly use it to bulk out my various bean concoctions.
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Mar 7, 2021 00:28
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i've done this before. biscuizza.
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hawowanlawow posted:If you need a barrier between sandwich layers, the answer is always more cheese you don't even need bread. if you have any questions, cheese is the answer. 
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Antigravitas posted:Dip…cheese…in my coffee‽⸘‽⸘  
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Iron Crowned posted:I tried it, it wasn't nearly as impressive as people make it out to be yeah, I tried it after hearing people talk about it and I had to see for myself but it didn't seem that much better than butter. it does what you want it to do though and isn't nasty as you might assume at first glance.
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Mar 13, 2021 00:07
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Blood? Blood. Crimson, copper-smelling blood. His blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. And bits of sick.
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Johnny Truant posted:Nope nope, no thank you, nah, NOPE yeah that's the stuff. made myself kinda throw up in my mouth a little thinking knocking back a few of those bad boys.
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Mar 15, 2021 23:20
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i need to get me a bacon brick.
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Mar 16, 2021 00:18
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eat me. EAT ME?! no? drink me? i will absorb this cow's soul. 
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Mar 16, 2021 06:20
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angerbeet posted:Get'cher clam juice! Boiling hot, Texas-style clam juice! while trying to decipher this menu (gently caress is pepsin phosphate??) i found a book that talks about the history of soda, it's pretty cool. it turns out that the reason all the drinks are hot is probably because people back then thought cold drinks would injure you. they thought you'd die if you swallowed an ice cube.  here's a link to a pdf of the book. https://www.artofdrink.com/soda/fix-the-pumps-ten-years uber_stoat has a new favorite as of 23:35 on Mar 16, 2021 |
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Elysiume posted:I don't know if I just got a bad pint but the single pint of Halotop that I've bought was awful. The texture was bad and the taste didn't even come close to making up for it; I don't think I even made it through a quarter of it before I tossed it. most people hate that garbage but the ones that like it buy massive amounts of it. https://www.inc.com/magazine/201802/burt-helm/halo-top-healthy-ice-cream.html
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Mar 17, 2021 19:35
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my anecdotal story about portion sizes is like 20 years ago my sister married an English fellow (long since divorced) and his parents came over for the wedding. we went to Outback steakhouse and they were stupefied by the size of the portions. they looked upon the Blooming Onion like it was the heart of an evil, black star.
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Mar 17, 2021 20:17
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OwlFancier posted:When I went to florida as a child a man in the street sold turkey legs almost the same size as me. you may have accidentally wandered into a Renaissance Faire.
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Grand Fromage posted:The US doesn't even make a top ten on mayo loving nations. they do some wild poo poo with mayo over in east Asia.
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Wasabi the J posted:I need to get to argentina before I die  chimichurri looks like oceanic slime but it's fuckin great. 
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