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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Get ready for Vince to :regd08: in regards to MY HOLE (which is a face, while Nia is heel)

There's a gauntlet match with all the guys in the EC: Sheamus, AJ, Drew, Orton, Miz, and Jeff Hardy. The winner gets to enter last.

Also Drew is on MizTV.

Yeah, a three hour show with two things announced.

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

please send good wishes for a very pregnant young lady sheep who is part of my flock and not doing very well because we've had rain for the past five straight loving weeks almost every single day and we're all very tired of it.

as tired of it as vince is tired of running the wwe, surely, these days.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

please send good wishes for a very pregnant young lady sheep who is part of my flock and not doing very well because we've had rain for the past five straight loving weeks almost every single day and we're all very tired of it.

as tired of it as vince is tired of running the wwe, surely, these days.

drat legit sending up prayers for the sheep

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Aww I hope the lady sheep gets well!

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

legit only watching for some more hole content

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
no more loving gauntlet matches, WWE, i beg of you

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol at Drew yeeting the briefcase again

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Codependent Poster posted:

lol at Drew yeeting the briefcase again

Too bad he didn't yeet Miz. Sure he can get some distance

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I think it's pretty cool that Miz doesn't give a poo poo whether he's WWE champion or the Universal Champion because frankly I can't tell the difference either.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Digital Jedi posted:

Too bad he didn't yeet Miz. Sure he can get some distance

I hate-love Miz and if he got loving javelin'd into the screens, it would be wonderful.

and very thank you all :smith:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Lucha House Party are too cool for Riddle

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

was riddle's gimmick always that he is mentally disabled

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Eat My Fuc posted:

was riddle's gimmick always that he is mentally disabled

I think it's supposed to be that he's high all the time

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Raw is incredibly awful, but I do love watching Bobby Lashley shake Riddle's dumb rear end around every single week. Him wearing a great outfit makes this week especially good.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Codependent Poster posted:

I think it's supposed to be that he's high all the time

his kid's appreciate that

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

why are they all dressed in the same relative colors

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

oh gently caress that line :barf:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Poor Peyton is second banana to Lacey Evans.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

oh god

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Nice of WWE to wrap up worst angle of the year so early

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Codependent Poster posted:

Nice of WWE to wrap up worst angle of the year so early

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
lmao just loving lmao

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

oh god I hate raw

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
it's actually impressive that even now, after all these years, WWE still finds ways to impress me with their shittiness

a loving Ric Flair paternity angle in 2021

just amazing

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
J-Ru saw this all coming. He was right to abandon the product.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

DeepDickPizza posted:

it's actually impressive that even now, after all these years, WWE still finds ways to impress me with their shittiness

a loving Ric Flair paternity angle in 2021

just amazing

Here's how to get the female demo back:

paternity angles with a 30 year old woman and a 71 year old man

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Lacy Evans 30
Ric Flair 71

:barf:

reignofevil posted:

J-Ru saw this all coming. He was right to abandon the product.

Digital Jedi posted:

The only winner of tonight: J-Ru.

What a shitshow

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I just turned raw on. Lacey Evans is pregnant waoh

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

half your age minus seven

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Codependent Poster posted:

Here's how to get the female demo back:

paternity angles with a 30 year old woman and a 71 year old man

hold the gently caress up what exactly is going on

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

MorningMoon posted:

hold the gently caress up what exactly is going on

Ric Flair and Lac(e?)y Evans hosed and are going to have a child.

And I can only hope and pray it's kayfabe.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2021/02/lacey-evans-pregnant/


Apparently Lacey is actually pregnant!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

MorningMoon posted:

hold the gently caress up what exactly is going on

Lacey Evans got out of wrestling Charlotte by claiming she was pregnant, with the implication Ric Flair is the father

Lacey Evans also is supposed to wrestle Asuka for the title

It's all gross even if it is Lacey doing a fakeout, and doesn't even make any sense for her to go with that fakeout if she's supposed to wrestle for the title

Or it's even worse and she's really pregnant and they wrote it into an angle with making Flair the father

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Codependent Poster posted:

Or it's even worse and she's really pregnant and they wrote it into an angle with making Flair the father

hahaha we just loving hope it's an angle

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Codependent Poster posted:


Or it's even worse and she's really pregnant and they wrote it into an angle with making Flair the father

Ding ding ding!

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Ok I’ve watched 10 minutes of raw. I haven’t watched raw regularly in 7 years and I still feel like I’ve seen kofi vs Miz a million times.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Codependent Poster posted:

Lacey Evans got out of wrestling Charlotte by claiming she was pregnant, with the implication Ric Flair is the father

Lacey Evans also is supposed to wrestle Asuka for the title

It's all gross even if it is Lacey doing a fakeout, and doesn't even make any sense for her to go with that fakeout if she's supposed to wrestle for the title

Or it's even worse and she's really pregnant and they wrote it into an angle with making Flair the father

oh god

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Not gonna lie, I think I'd enjoy seeing Mundo more in the Chamber than Kofi.

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

CopywrightMMXI posted:

Ok I’ve watched 10 minutes of raw. I haven’t watched raw regularly in 7 years and I still feel like I’ve seen kofi vs Miz a million times.

It's pretty funny that they decided to run this angle and have Miz wrestle Kofi instead of just having Morrison earn his spot himself. Makes JoMo look like a geek and also gives us a match we've seen a billion times instead of something (relatively) fresh.

DeepDickPizza fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Feb 16, 2021

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