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mashed potatoes can cover many sins, but not as many as you would hope. That's what the jury decided, anyways.
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But what about mashed potatoes with ketchup and mayo?
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Hello Sailor posted:But what about mashed potatoes with ketchup and mayo? 
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One of my unrealized dreams from being the "beverage director" in fine dining was putting on a cocktail menu that was all hamburger condiment themed. I had figured out: Ketchup: roasted tomato bloody mary. Simple! Mayo: figured out you can use mayonnaise in a sour instead of egg so was going to do a mayo pisco sour Mustard: got tricky here but a bartender had washed some really juniper-forward gin in duck fat, so we were going to do that and some sort of mustard seed and turmeric infused syrup for a shrub or Rickey Relish: Dill and cucumber tincture with soda from the highball machine. Was thinking NA for this one, or maybe Scotch for a wildcard
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Soul Dentist posted:Ketchup: roasted tomato bloody mary. Simple! what the gently caress
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Apr 19, 2024 17:30
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I ended up doing a Steely Dan theme for that summer menu instead. The only specific cocktail I remember was a corn milk bourbon flip that I called The Royal Scam
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Soul Dentist posted:One of my unrealized dreams from being the "beverage director" in fine dining was putting on a cocktail menu that was all hamburger condiment themed. I had figured out: Did you ever try any of these?
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Soul Dentist posted:One of my unrealized dreams from being the "beverage director" in fine dining was putting on a cocktail menu that was all hamburger condiment themed. I had figured out: The hell is wrong with you
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what about sauerkraut? how about this: Sauerkraut: Tanqueray 10 gin mixed with a generous handful of sauerkraut, topped with a sprinkle of caraway seeds Mozi fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Apr 19, 2024 |
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Apr 19, 2024 18:00
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Mozi posted:what about sauerkraut? keep it up and I'm going to hold you down and make you drink a mayo sour
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Apr 19, 2024 18:47
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Tried all of them. The mustard cocktail was the one I just couldn't nail down. The fat was was just too funky, and mustard seed just got bitter instead of brightening it up. Turmeric syrup and duckfat gin ended up in a cocktail separately though. Mayo is essentially egg and lemon juice with extra fat, so the sour worked, although it was technically a flip because it used the whole egg. I don't understand how anybody could get weirded out by a bloody, especially because I ran a kimchi bourbon bloody instead with juice from a batch of kimchi we aged in bourbon barrels, garnished with a boquerón.
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Apr 19, 2024 19:14
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Just loving give me my whiskey sour
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I don't think I ever heard of cocktails using egg whites or whole eggs before today, and now I have to think about drinking mayo too? What a way to end the work week 
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The relish one should just be a Buckaloosa, well whiskey (Jameson if you're fancy) with a pickle brine chaser. There is a loooong history of eggs in cocktails, whether just the white, just the yolk, or both. A Negroni Flip with a bit of nutmeg grated on it is a truly fantastic winter cocktail.
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We already had a pickleback on the menu! steinrokkan posted:Just loving give me my whiskey sour Lol at pretending a whiskey sour is some sort of Bourbon Bastard dive bar drink anymore
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oh man, I'm probably going to a semi-fancy bar tonight, might get a proper New York Sour.
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Hell yeah there was a red wine float on the mayo one for a second but it was really gilding the lily
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Soul Dentist posted:Hell yeah there was a red wine float on the mayo one for a second but it was really gilding the lily I'm going to have to ask you to leave
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Soul Dentist posted:We already had a pickleback on the menu! I didn't plan on drinking, but I just made a whiskey sour with a Tullamore Dew and some expired lemon juice from a plastic bottle just to spite you
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Apr 19, 2024 21:47
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What kind of prick buys any of those, let alone all of them?
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Hopefully the kind of prick that goes to a craft cocktail bar in a hotel. To be clear this was a supplement menu on top of a menu of classics and variations on stuff like old fashioneds and manhattans. Something to help my bartenders not get bored more than anything.
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Soul Dentist posted:Hopefully the kind of prick that goes to a craft cocktail bar in a hotel. To be clear this was a supplement menu on top of a menu of classics and variations on stuff like old fashioneds and manhattans. Something to help my bartenders not get bored more than anything. You're still explaining but we'd all just like you to leave and unbookmark the thread 
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no we need more drink ideas
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My joke drink was to order a Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall. I have no recollection what was in one other than a poo poo ton of alcohol. A surprising number of bartenders didn't bat an eye.
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Mozi posted:no we need more drink ideas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuL1sKcMkJ4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWzZND5ZTVI spechtie fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Apr 19, 2024 |
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Need to garnish that sucker with a small hot dog roll.
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Internetjack posted:My joke drink was to order a Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall. I have no recollection what was in one other than a poo poo ton of alcohol. A surprising number of bartenders didn't bat an eye. Sloe gin, Southern Comfort, Orange Juice and Galliano, in referenced order
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Soul Dentist posted:One of my unrealized dreams from being the "beverage director" in fine dining was putting on a cocktail menu that was all hamburger condiment themed. I had figured out: No survivors
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Honestly the roasted tomato Bloody Mary sounds alright
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 3 years in japanese prison for illicit burger smuggling
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IIRC Yuji Naka was sent to prison for smuggling chili dogs into japan
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Soul Dentist posted:Sloe gin, Southern Comfort, Orange Juice and Galliano, in referenced order
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bossy lady posted:IIRC Yuji Naka was sent to prison for smuggling chili dogs into japan Actually it was insider trading
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i know someone who tried one of these. she got really close to finishing it
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I want a windows 7 burger 
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they're going to bring it back for windows 12
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Can we please just make it a Windows 12 piece mcnuggets with MS Paint sauce?
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