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SleepyK
May 21, 2008


https://i.imgur.com/98I2jnM.mp4

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redgubbinz
May 1, 2007




same

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX


Plaster Town Cop

Flubby
Feb 28, 2006


Fun Shoe


Congratulations. I actually gagged.

Les Os
Mar 28, 2010


DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I hope jacob won

he looks like heís in the middle of choking to death

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

all i could find are pics of delicious looking hamburgers and now i'm hungry

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



Les Os posted:

he looks like he’s in the middle of choking to death

he looks like he just found out the timer ended 5 minutes ago

Dear Watson
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem


gently caress no. Oh god. Why is it? Why

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002




wood sitting on a bed.jpg

but it's this instead of his giant hog

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002




https://i.imgur.com/98I2jnM.mp4

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard



a very small part of a chapter from my youth:

d8 posted:

... it was a sign proclaimng "Winky-Dink Burgers, 19 cents". I jumped over the guardrail and ran to the feast. It looked like the place had just opened for business the second before I got there. Please, Mr Hamburger Guy, please give me a Winky-Dink burger, for I am hungry, so very very hungry. I gave up my dime and my nickle, I gave up my four pennies and received my thin beef communion wafer between whitebread buns, garnished with the ketchup and mustard of the heavens. Eat thou of the pickle, for it is my body...

They say if you chew slowly and thoughtfully, you can taste the soul. I chewed slowly and thoughtfully and tasted... not the soul... I chewed even more slowly. I tasted...despair. Yes, despair with undertones of disappointment. I tasted failure and cardboard, sawdust and mockery. I tasted poo poo. I took a second bite out of sheer desperation and chewed some more. I couldn't bring myself to swallow. I spit out that second mouthful of blasphemy and tossed what was left of my Winky-Dink burger aside. I imagine that where it fell is a barren place to this very day, a small spot where not even the meanest weed or thistle could take root.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






I have a pretty strong constitution but this made me gag a little, and my monitor is even on.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



one from my own collection

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



numberoneposter posted:

one from my own collection



Looks like a real steamer.

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012



My eyesight was unfocused when I was scrolling past the thumbnail of this and for a second in my peripheral vision it looked like the soggy bun was pulsating

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous


as always, come to brazil

















Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Why the gently caress would you have a hot dog

when you could have cold slaw

by the ounce

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003



I found it

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





How have these not been posted yet?





There was also a prototype for a squid dog maker. I think they somehow made ketchup and mustard infused, even made them come out through the eyes. Can someone help me find this vid?

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

This is the right thread to read while on the toilet. Thanks OP.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?



I'd rather eat a doobie dog than most of the poo poo in this thread

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

bagual posted:

as always, come to brazil








Why is it always "loose corn" with Brazil?

Loose corn was a big thing in the PYF anti food porn thread when I used to read it. For some reason people just throw a handful of corn on stuff for no apparent reason.

Like, look at the bottom one. Two pieces of corn in it. Did it just accidentally fall in there from another plate or something?

Rock Paper Tongue
Oct 24, 2016

May cause birth defects




I thought those were lengths of garden hose at first

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Devils Affricate posted:

What? No, that looks absolutely nothing like a Big Mac, and it doesn't look "nicer" either. I'm not even a fan of Big Macs, but what the hell is this post

I mean maybe if Big Macs actually looked like their picture, you'd have a point.

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

I mean maybe if Big Macs actually looked like their picture, you'd have a point.

For reference:



Have you ever seen a big mac before? Can you you name the defining characteristics of one without googling op?

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



here is a "nicer" big mac for u

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

Stay Out of the Basement


bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Aardvark! posted:

For reference:



Have you ever seen a big mac before? Can you you name the defining characteristics of one without googling op?

I feel like this burger was just something to generate insta views and never intended to be eaten

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I feel like this burger was just something to generate insta views and never intended to be eaten

i regret to inform you the answer is just Brazil

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

I feel like this Brazil thing was just something to generate insta views and never intended to be a country.

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.

Nap Ghost

I don't have time to post pics but a Brazilian friend suggested to GIS "cachorro quente paulista" for a true ingredient explosion.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007





Just fuckin' throw those leaves away.

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



RVWinkle posted:

I don't have time to post pics but a Brazilian friend suggested to GIS "cachorro quente paulista" for a true ingredient explosion.

wtf

Dear Watson
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem


This isnít the best and most enticing hot dog thread

fr0id
Jul 27, 2016

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!



I suddenly remembered that the hotdogs at my school cafeteria were frequently discolored like this. I remember one that was two toned split down the middle and when I pick it up it broke in two pieces right along the split.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all





How is that layer that's nothing but cream sauces appetizing at all

what would that even feel like to bite into, ugh

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pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.




This made me pretty angry.

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