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SleepyK: May 21, 2008

https://i.imgur.com/98I2jnM.mp4

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redgubbinz: May 1, 2007

SleepyK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/98I2jnM.mp4

same

# ? Feb 17, 2021 03:56

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
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# ? Feb 17, 2021 04:03

Flubby: Feb 28, 2006; Fun Shoe

Tato posted:

Congratulations. I actually gagged.

# ? Feb 17, 2021 04:31

Les Os: Mar 29, 2010

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I hope jacob won

he looks like he�s in the middle of choking to death

# ? Feb 17, 2021 04:43

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

all i could find are pics of delicious looking hamburgers and now i'm hungry

# ? Feb 17, 2021 04:44

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Les Os posted:

he looks like he’s in the middle of choking to death

he looks like he just found out the timer ended 5 minutes ago

# ? Feb 17, 2021 04:48

Lord Decimus Barnacle: Jun 25, 2005; Hell Gem

Tato posted:

gently caress no. Oh god. Why is it? Why

# ? Feb 17, 2021 04:52

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

# ? Feb 17, 2021 04:54

AHH F/UGH: May 25, 2002

china bot posted:

wood sitting on a bed.jpg

but it's this instead of his giant hog

# ? Feb 17, 2021 05:00

AHH F/UGH: May 25, 2002

https://i.imgur.com/98I2jnM.mp4

# ? Feb 17, 2021 05:03

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

a very small part of a chapter from my youth:

d8 posted:

... it was a sign proclaimng "Winky-Dink Burgers, 19 cents". I jumped over the guardrail and ran to the feast. It looked like the place had just opened for business the second before I got there. Please, Mr Hamburger Guy, please give me a Winky-Dink burger, for I am hungry, so very very hungry. I gave up my dime and my nickle, I gave up my four pennies and received my thin beef communion wafer between whitebread buns, garnished with the ketchup and mustard of the heavens. Eat thou of the pickle, for it is my body...

They say if you chew slowly and thoughtfully, you can taste the soul. I chewed slowly and thoughtfully and tasted... not the soul... I chewed even more slowly. I tasted...despair. Yes, despair with undertones of disappointment. I tasted failure and cardboard, sawdust and mockery. I tasted poo poo. I took a second bite out of sheer desperation and chewed some more. I couldn't bring myself to swallow. I spit out that second mouthful of blasphemy and tossed what was left of my Winky-Dink burger aside. I imagine that where it fell is a barren place to this very day, a small spot where not even the meanest weed or thistle could take root.

# ? Feb 17, 2021 05:05

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Tato posted:

I have a pretty strong constitution but this made me gag a little, and my monitor is even on.

# ? Feb 17, 2021 05:08

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

one from my own collection

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# ? Feb 17, 2021 05:34

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

numberoneposter posted:

one from my own collection

Looks like a real steamer. :v:

# ? Feb 17, 2021 05:37

MiracleFlare: Mar 27, 2012

Tato posted:

My eyesight was unfocused when I was scrolling past the thumbnail of this and for a second in my peripheral vision it looked like the soggy bun was pulsating

# ? Feb 17, 2021 05:47

bagual: Oct 29, 2010; _{_{inconspicuous}}

as always, come to brazil

# ? Feb 17, 2021 05:48

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

Why the gently caress would you have a hot dog

when you could have cold slaw

by the ounce

# ? Feb 17, 2021 05:52

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
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# ? Feb 17, 2021 05:55

Ramrod Hotshot: May 30, 2003

I found it

# ? Feb 17, 2021 06:05

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

How have these not been posted yet?

There was also a prototype for a squid dog maker. I think they somehow made ketchup and mustard infused, even made them come out through the eyes. Can someone help me find this vid?

# ? Feb 17, 2021 06:09

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

This is the right thread to read while on the toilet. Thanks OP.

# ? Feb 17, 2021 06:09

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Ramrod Hotshot posted:

I found it

I'd rather eat a doobie dog than most of the poo poo in this thread

# ? Feb 17, 2021 06:11

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Why is it always "loose corn" with Brazil?

Loose corn was a big thing in the PYF anti food porn thread when I used to read it. For some reason people just throw a handful of corn on stuff for no apparent reason.

Like, look at the bottom one. Two pieces of corn in it. Did it just accidentally fall in there from another plate or something?

# ? Feb 17, 2021 06:24

Rock Paper Tongue: Oct 24, 2016; May cause birth defects

china bot posted:

I thought those were lengths of garden hose at first

# ? Feb 17, 2021 06:29

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Devils Affricate posted:

What? No, that looks absolutely nothing like a Big Mac, and it doesn't look "nicer" either. I'm not even a fan of Big Macs, but what the hell is this post

I mean maybe if Big Macs actually looked like their picture, you'd have a point.

# ? Feb 17, 2021 10:39

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

I mean maybe if Big Macs actually looked like their picture, you'd have a point.

For reference:

Have you ever seen a big mac before? Can you you name the defining characteristics of one without googling op?

# ? Feb 17, 2021 15:31

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

here is a "nicer" big mac for u

# ? Feb 17, 2021 15:35

R.L. Stine: Oct 19, 2007; welcome to dead gay house

bagual posted:

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bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

# ? Feb 17, 2021 15:55

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Aardvark! posted:

For reference:

Have you ever seen a big mac before? Can you you name the defining characteristics of one without googling op?

I feel like this burger was just something to generate insta views and never intended to be eaten

# ? Feb 17, 2021 16:09

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I feel like this burger was just something to generate insta views and never intended to be eaten

i regret to inform you the answer is just Brazil

# ? Feb 17, 2021 16:10

PizzaProwler: Nov 4, 2009; Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

I feel like this Brazil thing was just something to generate insta views and never intended to be a country.

# ? Feb 17, 2021 17:06

RVWinkle: Aug 24, 2004; In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.; Nap Ghost

I don't have time to post pics but a Brazilian friend suggested to GIS "cachorro quente paulista" for a true ingredient explosion.

# ? Feb 17, 2021 17:29

Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

Just fuckin' throw those leaves away.

# ? Feb 17, 2021 18:26

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

RVWinkle posted:

I don't have time to post pics but a Brazilian friend suggested to GIS "cachorro quente paulista" for a true ingredient explosion.

wtf

# ? Feb 17, 2021 18:31

Lord Decimus Barnacle: Jun 25, 2005; Hell Gem

bird with big dick posted:

This isn�t the best and most enticing hot dog thread

# ? Feb 17, 2021 18:32

fr0id: Jul 27, 2016; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Tato posted:

I suddenly remembered that the hotdogs at my school cafeteria were frequently discolored like this. I remember one that was two toned split down the middle and when I pick it up it broke in two pieces right along the split.

# ? Feb 17, 2021 18:46