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Aug 23, 2007

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Aardvark! posted:

is that.. spam and coconut?

And either barbeque sauce or nutella.

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Aug 23, 2007

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I don't think we can get through a worst burgers thread without discussing White Castle. Here's the basic slider at roughly actual size:

These things are greasy as hell and loaded with onions. They're colloquially known as gutbusters or fartstarters because of the effect of those two factors on the average person's digestive system. I used to love them when I was a kid, but I haven't had one in twenty years, and I don't want to know what they'd do to my stomach now.

I really can't imagine what White Castle infused rye would taste like, though. That seems like a terrible idea.

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Aug 23, 2007

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I'm not saying I wouldn't devour the poo poo out of a bag of White Castles, but I'm not going to pretend that they're good, and I recognize that there would be consequences.

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Aug 23, 2007

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Every one of them is the worst except for all of the others.

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Aug 23, 2007

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Son of Rodney posted:

Is 5 guys good? They opened up in europe a while ago and they've been on my goto list.

They're worth checking out.

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Aug 23, 2007

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Is that Cheez-Wiz?

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Aug 23, 2007

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https://twitter.com/brooksbarnesNYT/status/1377310392507015169

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Aug 23, 2007

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I would definitely look up translations of the ingredients of that last one.

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https://twitter.com/StrangeCoisas/status/1448388333034475532

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Aug 23, 2007

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Terrine? More like terrible!

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Aug 23, 2007

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https://twitter.com/SteakAndIron/status/1454085553033400320

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Aug 23, 2007

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timg makes this one look like a frog.

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Aug 23, 2007

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One bite at a time.

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The Bloop posted:

Boston Creme may be the best donut.... But probably not as a hamburger bun

Everyone knows Boston cream donuts are for holding clam chowder.

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Aug 23, 2007

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:wink:

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Aug 23, 2007

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https://twitter.com/KLobstar/status/1477356741826383874

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Aug 23, 2007

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https://twitter.com/neighbours_wifi/status/1478512798934224903

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https://twitter.com/HoustonRockets/status/1479569629202817027

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Aug 23, 2007

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That hash brown combo looks pretty good but everything else is cursed.

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Aug 23, 2007

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https://twitter.com/CursedPizzas/status/1489397266699984905

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Trollologist posted:

Ahhh the old hot colder.

Or a "melty" depending of the region.

It's a chilly cheese dog.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Feb 26, 2022

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Aug 23, 2007

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WTF?

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This could work depending on what exactly is in it.

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Aug 23, 2007

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Post the worst hot dogs and hamburgers in this thread: Every day a new low

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Aug 23, 2007

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https://twitter.com/RealSardonicus/status/1517932036668809216

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https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1518658204569382912

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Aug 23, 2007

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Captain Hygiene posted:

Lol, I've seen the hundo-hundo burger before but I never knew it was a fully documented meal. Good job, those eight people eating up to 20 patties a piece!

A friend of mine has a story about the time he got a twenty patty/twenty cheese slice burger from In-n-Out. Apparently it was a couple days before he could poo poo again.

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Aug 23, 2007

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https://twitter.com/RegionalUSFood/status/1520359195446456321

https://twitter.com/RegionalUSFood/status/1520521659211415552

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Aug 23, 2007

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https://twitter.com/MasterOtenko/status/1525853693962240000



It's real.

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Aug 23, 2007

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Captain Hygiene posted:

Who's ready for a delicious hamdogger?



Don't act like you wouldn't.

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Aug 23, 2007

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https://twitter.com/mightbecursed/status/1544488852798156800

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