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One time a former college roommate of mine decided to make chili in a crock pot while he was away at class. There were several things working against his success in this endeavor: - he either loathed or was allergic to tomatoes, and decided with moon logic that hot dog slices would be a reasonable substitution - he could not find the lid to the crock pot, so he let it run for eight hours exposed to the open air - no one was around in the apartment to call shenanigans - he was a utilikilt-wearing home schooled kid who missed many formative opportunities to have some sense knocked into him He arrived home before anyone else and discovered to his horror that this had gone even worse than you imagine, and that the entire apartment reeked of burnt slop. You or I might attempt to dispose of the evidence in a dumpster, furiously scrub out the pot, and open windows to dispel the stench. But then, you were not him. He dumped the wasted chili in a pile on the front lawn, then ran some water (with no soap!) into the crockpot and let it sit in the sink. When his roommates got home they had many questions: “What’s up with the big pile of crap on the grass?” “Oh, this big dog came up and barfed everywhere. It was so nasty.” “Really? Did they puke into the crockpot, too? Because it looks the same. And why does the whole house smell like a fire at a lovely barbecue restaurant?” He didn’t do it again… but the rest of his story is worse. And for a different thread.
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Literally A Person posted:Also a burger is NOT a sandwich. Reasoning: only a massive idiot would go into a diner and order a hamburger sandwich. Turkey sandwich? Sure. Roast beef sandwich? Okay. Hamburger sandwich? Get out. Naw, a burger is a sandwich, it’s just rude to call the king of sandwiches such a plebeian thing.
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spechtie posted:how do you make a Mexican Gandalf joke and then spell it Jaundolf, instead of Juandalf????? I got excited because for a second I expected this place to be in Philadelphia where “jawn” is a word that could mean anything and was pleased by the pun, but instead it’s in Australia and there is no excuse 
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