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I thought the presence of the dumb rooster was going to pay off in some plot sense, not just as comic relief, but it didn't. Chekov's cock was never fired.
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Whenever my niece visits she arranges my hair so it looks like Anna's. Aw, that's cute.
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General Dog posted:I thought the presence of the dumb rooster was going to pay off in some plot sense, not just as comic relief, but it didn't. Chekov's cock was never fired. The pig also featured much larger in the promotional material than it did in the film.
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I think you misspelled Mona op, my congratulations or condolences otherwize
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Applewhite posted:The pig also featured much larger in the promotional material than it did in the film. My wife’s take was that the baby sea turtle that baby Moana saves in the beginning should have made an appearance later in the film to return the favor somehow as an adult turtle. It looked like they were setting that up but it never happened. It waves at her in gratitude and everything.
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Ralph Hurley posted:My wife’s take was that the baby sea turtle that baby Moana saves in the beginning should have made an appearance later in the film to return the favor somehow as an adult turtle. It looked like they were setting that up but it never happened. It waves at her in gratitude and everything. A superfluous detail and another example of the poor storytelling that riddles the film.
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Duane "The Rock" Johnson left a child for dead on a deserted island and joked about it in sing-a-long form. How could Disney let this happen.
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Hairy Right Hook posted:Duane "The Rock" Johnson abandoned a child on a deserted island and joked about it in sing-a-long form. How could Disney let this happen. He also peed on Moana later. Disney's quality control were obviously asleep at the wheel here.
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I heard that "Dwayne" the Rock Johnson didn't actually voice the character of Moana and is suing Disney for casting a Pacific Islander that isn't played by him.
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Applewhite posted:My children watched Moana, Frozen 2 and Croods back to back to back nonstop for all of 2020. Croods is the superior film. Frozen 2 sucks hardcore poo poo. I haven’t seen Croods but I know that when it came out a kid laughed so hard at the movie that the cinema staff kicked her out and for some reason this made the news. Now if that’s not a mark of quality I don’t know what is
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Applewhite posted:The pig also featured much larger in the promotional material than it did in the film. the "b" cuts have pua the pig being the animal sidekick as well but I guess they cut it because it was dumb, so a good story telling choice here at least. The dumb chicken was just a dumb chicken and played its role to perfection.
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I don't understand the point of casting a celebrity as the voice of an animal, especially one that doesnt even really emote. Alan Tudyk's entire performance would have been improved by just buying stock rooster noises (which they still used anyway)
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moana as a movie was really really really pretty the water was pretty and the islands were pretty All in all, a very good movie to get really high and watch on an enormous screen
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I really liked the Croods, I'm a sucker for any kids movie where a main character accepts their inevitable mortality, likely at the hands of cruelty and violence.
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Moana was pretty good for a Disney movie but it's hard to say whether it's actually that good or if that's just because it compares favorably next to Frozen
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Applewhite posted:Booo. Electric smokers are fine. I will die on this hill.
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Crazy to think that 100 years ago an antisemite in a shack draws a mouse, and now we have a university size team of people slaving away on computers making all our children's art
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rotinaj posted:moana as a movie was really really really pretty I noticed this too, but alas, am unable to partake of the Devil's Lettuce. Is Frozen any good? I liked the Croods, haven't seen the second one yet.
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Derpies posted:My daughter, despite being a total Ana in spirit and hair color is obsessed with being Elsa, probably because we are in Utah and everyone with Blonde Hair and Blue eyes influences this and I feel bad. Why doesn't anyone want to be Ana? She is way more interesting and seems to have a personality beyond just loving everything up. It's that shoulder shrug followed by the cape release in "Let It Go"...also, Ana is aloof for 99% of the movie.
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Derpies posted:My daughter, despite being a total Ana in spirit and hair color is obsessed with being Elsa, probably because we are in Utah and everyone with Blonde Hair and Blue eyes influences this and I feel bad. Why doesn't anyone want to be Ana? She is way more interesting and seems to have a personality beyond just loving everything up. Ana isn't magic.
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Very insightful OP, I enjoyed reading your analysis again and again
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I really liked the crab musical number I thought it was a lot of fun
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Bea Nanner posted:campbell based storytelling sucks What structure do you prefer?
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blight rhino posted:Is Frozen any good? it is the most committee-driven movie I've seen in the Disney canon and that's saying a lot
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Just let it go lol
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My favorite thing about Moana is how much typical Disney brand worshippers hated this, when it was in fact that best scene in the film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93lrosBEW-Q
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:My favorite thing about Moana is how much typical Disney brand worshippers hated this, when it was in fact that best scene in the film: who didn’t like this?
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isn't the Save The Cat author the guy who wrote Blank Check lmao
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The true crime of Moana is that Disney has been sitting on the Tahitian (native Hawaiian language) version for 4 years now and have never released the version to the public. There was mention of it going out to schools but that is the only news of it being made aviable and that was in 2017. Stupid Disney, they released the soundtrack, its on spotify and its pretty good, but the actual movie in its original language seems to be something they're holding back. Better release it for Disney+, make some use of that drat streaming service.
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:who didn’t like this? I mean, it has a fairly high dislike count for an official Disney video.
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:who didn’t like this? fish are dumb dumb dumb
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:My favorite thing about Moana is how much typical Disney brand worshippers hated this, when it was in fact that best scene in the film: I thought it was like, everyone’s favorite part? It and “you’re welcome” are the only parts I come into the room for when my kids are watching.
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R.L. Stine posted:isn't the Save The Cat author the guy who wrote Blank Check lmao Yeah his filmography is thin on the ground. Also he’s been dead for ten years apparently, which is kinda sad. Still I loved his book.
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I "moana"ed when I started reading this post
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low key sex master posted:I "moana"ed when I started reading this post The post made you cum?????
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Who What Now posted:The post made you cum????? My kink is internet posts and baby........... i'm horney
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There should be more barrel builds in animated movies, IMO. Men and women.
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“You’re welcome!” Is a fun song
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Coco is the better movie
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