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how good is it that rush limbaugh died
	very good
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	insanely good

You Are A Elf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

his butt is super smelly right now. like really bad. I dare you to imagine what his balls must smell like.

When you die, you fart and poo poo and piss and yourself because all your muscles relax.

Rush Limbaugh farted and shitted and pissed himself upon death.

Now he's a putrefying decomposing corpse full of fart smell, dried poo poo, and stagnant piss.

# ? Apr 4, 2021 21:38

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# ? Apr 16, 2021 20:35

BrewingTea: Jun 2, 2004

If he was doing shtick this whole time, he forgot to turn it off to keep his job with the NFL. Oops. Good job

# ? Apr 4, 2021 21:40

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Credit where credit is due: his “Cancer” bit was hilarious

# ? Apr 4, 2021 21:56

im_sorry: Jan 15, 2006; (9999); Ultra Carp

Say what you will about cancer, but it *did* take out Rush Limbaugh.

edit:

im_sorry fucked around with this message at 14:06 on Apr 5, 2021

# ? Apr 4, 2021 23:05

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

Still dead

# ? Apr 8, 2021 00:44

Heath: Apr 29, 2008

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

his butt is super smelly right now. like really bad. I dare you to imagine what his balls must smell like.

I will not.

# ? Apr 8, 2021 01:00

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

Just wanna interrupt the celebration of Rush Limbaugh being dead to celebrate the 8th year of Thatcher being dead.

# ? Apr 8, 2021 16:02

runnypoops: Mar 26, 2016; been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

why do people keep dying? seems like a bad move

# ? Apr 8, 2021 16:12

DarkSoulsTantrum: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.

I think you’ll find in the case of Ms Thatcher and Mr Limbaugh, dying was a very good thing indeed

# ? Apr 8, 2021 16:13

Its Happening!: Feb 18, 2021

me everytime i see this thread while scrolling gbs

# ? Apr 8, 2021 16:20

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1362089571039780866

# ? Apr 8, 2021 16:50

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Its Happening! posted:

me everytime i see this thread while scrolling gbs

Binary Badger posted:

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1362089571039780866

god bless da share zone.

# ? Apr 8, 2021 19:53

Propaganda Machine: Jan 2, 2005; Truthiness!

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

his butt is super smelly right now. like really bad. I dare you to imagine what his balls must smell like.

An improvement over before, I'm sure.

# ? Apr 8, 2021 23:33

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

I think from now on instead of posting stuff like, "Yes he is dead" we should just post "Mega Dittos!" and turn that loving catchphrase into a celebration of his death.

# ? Apr 8, 2021 23:37

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Eh.

Rush did so many opioids that the poop got compacted into a diamond. That's why they didn't want to let people know the location of his gravesite, to prevent treasure hunters from trying to dig up his fecal gemstones

# ? Apr 10, 2021 17:20

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

lol that he was an inveterate smoker and got cancer

# ? Apr 10, 2021 17:24

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; Every idiot can count to one.

Somewhere in Rush's colon a sentient amoeba wanders the wastelands of his lower GI searching for the Room located in the Zone where they can be reborn.

# ? Apr 10, 2021 17:33

BrewingTea: Jun 2, 2004

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Rush did so many opioids that the poop got compacted into a diamond. That's why they didn't want to let people know the location of his gravesite, to prevent treasure hunters from trying to dig up his fecal gemstones

I guess you could say it's a "Diamond in the Rush."

I'll see myself out

# ? Apr 10, 2021 17:44

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.; Smellrose

Bonzo posted:

Still dead

# ? Apr 11, 2021 02:43

teardrop: Dec 20, 2004

Bonzo posted:

Still dead

Mega ditto

# ? Apr 14, 2021 04:36

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020; ASK ME ABOUT HOW INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIPS ARE ACTUALLY MASTER/SLAVE RELATIONSHIPS

remember when rush got caught with a suitcase full of viagra on his way to a country known for child sex tourism

classic rush

# ? Apr 14, 2021 04:57

Fojar38: Sep 1, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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ben shapino posted:

remember when rush got caught with a suitcase full of viagra on his way to a country known for child sex tourism

remember when he died lmao

# ? Apr 14, 2021 08:04

Fame Douglas: Nov 20, 2013; RELY NOT ON MY HONOR!!! FOR WHEN I OFFER MY WORD OF BOND, I TAKE NOT THAT VOW TO HEART!! CASUALLY, I BRING SHAME TO MY HOUSEHOLD AND RUIN TO THOSE WHO RELY ON MY COMMITMENT, BY SHIRKING MY AVOWED DUTY

This thread has been open for two months: There's no way Rush is still dead, stop pulling our legs.

# ? Apr 14, 2021 10:24

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!; Soiled Meat

Nope, he still dead.

# ? Apr 14, 2021 11:58

KonMari DeathMetal: Dec 20, 2009

Limbaugh dead l.o.l. (laugh out loud)

# ? Apr 14, 2021 12:05

low key sex master: May 27, 2004

Rush Limbaugh is goo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Apr 14, 2021 12:14

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

Limbaugh hosed her!

# ? Apr 14, 2021 12:27

Hasturtium: May 19, 2020; A VAST WIFE WING CONSPIRACY

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Somewhere in Rush's colon a sentient amoeba wanders the wastelands of his lower GI searching for the Room located in the Zone where they can be reborn.

This is smarter than Rush deserves.

# ? Apr 14, 2021 12:35

DarkSoulsTantrum: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.

ben shapino posted:

remember when rush got caught with a suitcase full of viagra on his way to a country known for child sex tourism

classic rush

I guess you could say he’ll never “rush” to that country ever again! LOL!

# ? Apr 14, 2021 19:01

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020; ASK ME ABOUT HOW INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIPS ARE ACTUALLY MASTER/SLAVE RELATIONSHIPS

Fojar38 posted:

remember when he died lmao

oh ya that was pretty funny lol

# ? Apr 14, 2021 19:31

Xlorp: Jan 23, 2008

https://www.isrushlimbaughstilldead is available?

# ? Apr 15, 2021 04:11

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; Every idiot can count to one.

lmao
https://people.com/politics/missouri-legislature-considering-a-rush-limbaugh-day/

People fuckin' magazine posted:

Missouri Legislature Faces Controversy for Considering a ‘Rush Limbaugh Day’
Virginia ChamleeApril 14, 2021 06:06 PM

Missouri lawmakers are considering a controversial piece of legislation that would set aside one day each January as a day to honor the provocative and widely popular radio host Rush Limbaugh.

The right-wing personality, who frequently courted backlash over his decades-long career, is a native of Cape Girardeau, Missouri.

He died in February due to complications from lung cancer.

The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported that, on Tuesday, a Missouri Senate committee debated legislation that would declare Limbaugh's birthday (Jan. 12) to be "Rush Limbaugh Day."

A similar proposal has been introduced in the state House and encourages Missourians to "celebrate the day by participating in appropriate events and activities to remember the life of the famous Missourian and groundbreaking radio host."

Both bills, which are sponsored by conservative lawmakers from Limbaugh's hometown, would also name a six-mile stretch of highway the Rush Limbaugh Memorial Highway.

Democrats voiced opposition to the measures, which they said would celebrate a divisive figure who routinely disparaged others. According to the Post-Dispatch, "Scores of opponents submitted written testimony urging lawmakers to reject the proposal."

During a committee meeting, as reported by the Missouri Independent, Democratic state Sen. Lauren Arthur cited Limbaugh's many insults, saying, "I don't know what message it sends to everyone who lives in this state that we are honoring someone who at times used pretty hateful rhetoric."

RELATED: Rush Limbaugh's Widow Speaks Out After He Died of Lung Cancer

Limbaugh made a name for himself as a provocateur, routinely making inflammatory comments that were racist, homophobic and misogynistic. A staunch Donald Trump supporter, he was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by the former president in 2020.

Since his death, conservative lawmakers have worked to celebrate his life, with mixed reactions.

In Florida, Gov. Ron DeSantis was criticized over his decision to have flags in his state be lowered to half-staff in the wake of Limbaugh's death.

"There's not much that needs to be said. The guy was an absolute legend. He was a friend of mine and just a great person," DeSantis, 42, said at a February news conference in West Palm Beach.

Critics — including state Agriculture Commissioner Nikki Fried — said at the time they shouldn't "celebrate hate speech, bigotry and division," referring to Limbaugh's infamous rhetoric.

"Lowering to half-staff the flag of the United States of America is a sacred honor that pays respect to fallen heroes and patriots. It is not a partisan political tool. Therefore, I will notify all state offices under my direction to disregard the Governor's forthcoming order to lower flags for Mr. Limbaugh – because we will not celebrate hate speech, bigotry, and division," Fried, 43, wrote in a statement issued after DeSantis' announcement.

Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Apr 15, 2021

# ? Apr 15, 2021 04:25

Diet Poison: Jan 20, 2008; LICK MY ASS

Every time I see this thread I think of the epitaph on the headstone Patty and Selma bought for Homer: "We are richer for having lost him". Then I laugh my loving balls off. Rot in piss forever, Rush!

# ? Apr 15, 2021 04:35

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

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A similar proposal has been introduced in the state House and encourages Missourians to "celebrate the day by participating in appropriate events and activities to remember the life of the famous Missourian and groundbreaking radio host."

I don't know why Dems are against this. This is an open invitation for grave pissing, if not grave making GBS threads.

# ? Apr 15, 2021 04:49

Harvey Mantaco: Mar 5, 2007; Someone please help me find my keys =(

RC and Moon Pie posted:

I don't know why Dems are against this. This is an open invitation for grave pissing, if not grave making GBS threads.

Reminder that Limbaugh's corpse can't clean the poo poo off his own grave. Kevin does that. Kevin is going through a lot and doesn't need this right now. Piss is the defilement of the people.

# ? Apr 15, 2021 05:16

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; Every idiot can count to one.

Kevin loves piss I asked him.

# ? Apr 15, 2021 06:14

Its Happening!: Feb 18, 2021

It's shocking what a tremendous piece of poo poo Rush Limbaugh was, lol

# ? Apr 15, 2021 06:48

Dr.Smasher: Nov 27, 2002; Cyberpunk 1987

I propose that in honor of Rush Limbaugh's death, we vote Lung Cancer as Person of the Year.

# ? Apr 15, 2021 06:58

Ralph Hurley: Aug 3, 2009

Its Happening! posted:

It's shocking what a tremendous piece of poo poo Rush Limbaugh was, lol

Rush was such a tremendous piece of poo poo that even suggesting his memory be honored in some way automatically makes you a tremendous piece of poo poo.

lol

# ? Apr 15, 2021 16:17

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# ? Apr 16, 2021 20:35

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Dr.Smasher posted:

I propose that in honor of Rush Limbaugh's death, we vote Lung Cancer as Person of the Year.

# ? Apr 15, 2021 16:20

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