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You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

his butt is super smelly right now. like really bad. I dare you to imagine what his balls must smell like.

When you die, you fart and poo poo and piss and yourself because all your muscles relax.

Rush Limbaugh farted and shitted and pissed himself upon death.

Now he's a putrefying decomposing corpse full of fart smell, dried poo poo, and stagnant piss.

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BrewingTea
Jun 2, 2004



If he was doing shtick this whole time, he forgot to turn it off to keep his job with the NFL. Oops. Good job

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




Credit where credit is due: his “Cancer” bit was hilarious

im_sorry
Jan 15, 2006

(9999)

Ultra Carp

Say what you will about cancer, but it *did* take out Rush Limbaugh.

edit:

im_sorry fucked around with this message at 14:06 on Apr 5, 2021

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Still dead

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

his butt is super smelly right now. like really bad. I dare you to imagine what his balls must smell like.

I will not.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006



Just wanna interrupt the celebration of Rush Limbaugh being dead to celebrate the 8th year of Thatcher being dead.

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

why do people keep dying? seems like a bad move

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





I think you’ll find in the case of Ms Thatcher and Mr Limbaugh, dying was a very good thing indeed

Its Happening!
Feb 18, 2021


me everytime i see this thread while scrolling gbs

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade




https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1362089571039780866

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Its Happening! posted:

me everytime i see this thread while scrolling gbs







god bless da share zone.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

his butt is super smelly right now. like really bad. I dare you to imagine what his balls must smell like.

An improvement over before, I'm sure.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


I think from now on instead of posting stuff like, "Yes he is dead" we should just post "Mega Dittos!" and turn that loving catchphrase into a celebration of his death.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Eh.



Rush did so many opioids that the poop got compacted into a diamond. That's why they didn't want to let people know the location of his gravesite, to prevent treasure hunters from trying to dig up his fecal gemstones

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

lol that he was an inveterate smoker and got cancer

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


Somewhere in Rush's colon a sentient amoeba wanders the wastelands of his lower GI searching for the Room located in the Zone where they can be reborn.

BrewingTea
Jun 2, 2004



Sydney Bottocks posted:

Rush did so many opioids that the poop got compacted into a diamond. That's why they didn't want to let people know the location of his gravesite, to prevent treasure hunters from trying to dig up his fecal gemstones

I guess you could say it's a "Diamond in the Rush."

I'll see myself out

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

Bonzo posted:

Still dead

teardrop
Dec 20, 2004



Bonzo posted:

Still dead

Mega ditto

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020



I'M ONLY HERE TO BE AN ASSHOLE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN BY READING ANYTHING I POST


ASK ME HOW ANGER MANAGEMENT THERAPY IS GOING YOU PIECE OF SHIT


remember when rush got caught with a suitcase full of viagra on his way to a country known for child sex tourism



classic rush

Fojar38
Sep 1, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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ben shapino posted:

remember when rush got caught with a suitcase full of viagra on his way to a country known for child sex tourism

remember when he died lmao

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

RELY NOT ON MY HONOR!!! FOR WHEN I OFFER MY WORD OF BOND, I TAKE NOT THAT VOW TO HEART!! CASUALLY, I BRING SHAME TO MY HOUSEHOLD AND RUIN TO THOSE WHO RELY ON MY COMMITMENT, BY SHIRKING MY AVOWED DUTY

This thread has been open for two months: There's no way Rush is still dead, stop pulling our legs.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Soiled Meat

Nope, he still dead.

KonMari DeathMetal
Dec 20, 2009


Limbaugh dead l.o.l. (laugh out loud)

low key sex master
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.

Rush Limbaugh is goo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Limbaugh hosed her!

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

A VAST WIFE WING CONSPIRACY

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Somewhere in Rush's colon a sentient amoeba wanders the wastelands of his lower GI searching for the Room located in the Zone where they can be reborn.

This is smarter than Rush deserves.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





ben shapino posted:

remember when rush got caught with a suitcase full of viagra on his way to a country known for child sex tourism



classic rush

I guess you could say he’ll never “rush” to that country ever again! LOL!

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020



I'M ONLY HERE TO BE AN ASSHOLE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN BY READING ANYTHING I POST


ASK ME HOW ANGER MANAGEMENT THERAPY IS GOING YOU PIECE OF SHIT


Fojar38 posted:

remember when he died lmao

oh ya that was pretty funny lol

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008




https://www.isrushlimbaughstilldead is available?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


lmao
https://people.com/politics/missouri-legislature-considering-a-rush-limbaugh-day/

People fuckin' magazine posted:

Missouri Legislature Faces Controversy for Considering a ‘Rush Limbaugh Day’
Virginia ChamleeApril 14, 2021 06:06 PM

Missouri lawmakers are considering a controversial piece of legislation that would set aside one day each January as a day to honor the provocative and widely popular radio host Rush Limbaugh.

The right-wing personality, who frequently courted backlash over his decades-long career, is a native of Cape Girardeau, Missouri.

He died in February due to complications from lung cancer.

The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported that, on Tuesday, a Missouri Senate committee debated legislation that would declare Limbaugh's birthday (Jan. 12) to be "Rush Limbaugh Day."

A similar proposal has been introduced in the state House and encourages Missourians to "celebrate the day by participating in appropriate events and activities to remember the life of the famous Missourian and groundbreaking radio host."

Both bills, which are sponsored by conservative lawmakers from Limbaugh's hometown, would also name a six-mile stretch of highway the Rush Limbaugh Memorial Highway.

Democrats voiced opposition to the measures, which they said would celebrate a divisive figure who routinely disparaged others. According to the Post-Dispatch, "Scores of opponents submitted written testimony urging lawmakers to reject the proposal."

During a committee meeting, as reported by the Missouri Independent, Democratic state Sen. Lauren Arthur cited Limbaugh's many insults, saying, "I don't know what message it sends to everyone who lives in this state that we are honoring someone who at times used pretty hateful rhetoric."

RELATED: Rush Limbaugh's Widow Speaks Out After He Died of Lung Cancer

Limbaugh made a name for himself as a provocateur, routinely making inflammatory comments that were racist, homophobic and misogynistic. A staunch Donald Trump supporter, he was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by the former president in 2020.

Since his death, conservative lawmakers have worked to celebrate his life, with mixed reactions.

In Florida, Gov. Ron DeSantis was criticized over his decision to have flags in his state be lowered to half-staff in the wake of Limbaugh's death.

"There's not much that needs to be said. The guy was an absolute legend. He was a friend of mine and just a great person," DeSantis, 42, said at a February news conference in West Palm Beach.

Critics — including state Agriculture Commissioner Nikki Fried — said at the time they shouldn't "celebrate hate speech, bigotry and division," referring to Limbaugh's infamous rhetoric.

"Lowering to half-staff the flag of the United States of America is a sacred honor that pays respect to fallen heroes and patriots. It is not a partisan political tool. Therefore, I will notify all state offices under my direction to disregard the Governor's forthcoming order to lower flags for Mr. Limbaugh – because we will not celebrate hate speech, bigotry, and division," Fried, 43, wrote in a statement issued after DeSantis' announcement.

Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Apr 15, 2021

Diet Poison
Jan 20, 2008

LICK MY ASS


Every time I see this thread I think of the epitaph on the headstone Patty and Selma bought for Homer: "We are richer for having lost him". Then I laugh my loving balls off. Rot in piss forever, Rush!

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011



quote:

A similar proposal has been introduced in the state House and encourages Missourians to "celebrate the day by participating in appropriate events and activities to remember the life of the famous Missourian and groundbreaking radio host."

I don't know why Dems are against this. This is an open invitation for grave pissing, if not grave making GBS threads.

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 5, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

RC and Moon Pie posted:

I don't know why Dems are against this. This is an open invitation for grave pissing, if not grave making GBS threads.

Reminder that Limbaugh's corpse can't clean the poo poo off his own grave. Kevin does that. Kevin is going through a lot and doesn't need this right now. Piss is the defilement of the people.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


Kevin loves piss I asked him.

Its Happening!
Feb 18, 2021


It's shocking what a tremendous piece of poo poo Rush Limbaugh was, lol

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987


I propose that in honor of Rush Limbaugh's death, we vote Lung Cancer as Person of the Year.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009







Its Happening! posted:

It's shocking what a tremendous piece of poo poo Rush Limbaugh was, lol

Rush was such a tremendous piece of poo poo that even suggesting his memory be honored in some way automatically makes you a tremendous piece of poo poo.

lol

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Dr.Smasher posted:

I propose that in honor of Rush Limbaugh's death, we vote Lung Cancer as Person of the Year.

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