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I was on the toilet when I learned the news. I paid (and flushed) my respects
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I hope that his private tomb is unmarked as further protection from the masses who'd otherwise pay him their liquid respects, and that millennia from now whatever archaeologists still find an unmarked shallow grave and assume it was a person of low standing, so reviled by the people of his time that they chose not to celebrate his name in death Private or public cemetery he was doomed either way
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Mar 15, 2021 02:29
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BREAKING NEWS: Rush Limbaugh rises from his grave in time for Easter, reports that his experiences in Hell have opened his eyes to the suffering he caused and that he will use his second chance to atone for all he has done April Fool's, he learned absolutely nothing before his death, had no remorse for anything, and now he will forever be a dead rear end in a top hat.
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Apr 2, 2021 05:44
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Yeah but then it might've harmed the hardworking parasites that could've been living in him, or the patriotic worms that continue to feed on him to this day.
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Sep 18, 2021 23:24
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I celebrate christmas but I am pointedly saying Happy Holidays because I think it would piss him off Well too bad for him, at least I'm alive enough to be happy
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Dec 25, 2021 22:36
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Absolute bullshit that we have to work today on a national holiday
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It's free toilet paper
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