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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Sorting Algorithms posted:

This thread reminded me of how you can kill the villain of The Saboteur in the first mission if you sequence break during the tutorial and unlock machine guns for your car way ahead of when you're supposed to, and that Pandemic actually made a special ending credits for it. But there weren't any videos of it so I had to make one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcGgT2L30yI

Badass.

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


Did you never talk to anybody in that game. Wtf.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Loling at the breath.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Didn’t know this could happen.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

symbolic posted:

imagining an epic episode of Family Feud where Steve Harvey's disbelief morphs into overdramaticf shock when Pjotr turns out to be on the board for "Name a man's name starting with P"

Lmfao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Todd Rogers is a god.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Fixins posted:

Lol avgn owns what are the best episodes I haven't watched any since 2005

The best modern one is Tiger Electronics but I haven’t watched anything since his movie came out I think because people started getting all sour on him and I got peer pressured.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

It contains the perhaps most perfectly recorded experience of trying to use a Tiger game that will ever be made, and for several different specific devices. On top of being funny of course.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Plebian Parasite posted:

If you trade a Kadabra in any Pokemon game, there's no way to stop it from evolving into an Alakazam. Not even with an everstone.

Holy gently caress.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

symbolic posted:

i simply would not trade my Kadabra

Mother of god.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

You lay your friend out clean with a haymaker and then take his Gameboy to watch it, like a true 90s kid.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Just found out that Thomas Brady is starring as the starting quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in EA’s Madden 2022.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Hyrax Attack! posted:

I like how in recent Madden releases his in game persona would immediately announce his retirement and they had to patch it so he sticks around.

Lol

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Just found out that you can get a powerful sword from the bridge dragon in Dark Souls that makes the game way easier. I didn’t use it of course — I learned how to circle strafe and roll around enemies like a mastermind court jester myself.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Harold Fjord posted:

This is a classic! There's also a faith sword you can get even sooner for all kinds of silly shenanigans

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Bicyclops posted:

sort of worrying to see that WS is the one doing today's troll post about circle strafing tbh. has anyone called lyle's old home to do a wellness check recently?

The only thing I know him to have said about the new game so far was that a enemy circle strafed HIM.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Winty posted:

i made a bubble and as it floated away, it reminded me of the ephemeral beauty of life. there are portraits of mario and luigi in the castle in ocarina of time

Been so long since I saw someone whose paid avatar was their own name so I gotta say bro — props.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I put those together after reading Harry Potter I think.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Arrhythmia posted:

Sometime in the last year he learned that Mega Man 2's Bubble Lead is pronounced like leed. For three decades he had assumed the gray bubbles were dangerous because they were a poisonous heavy metal.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Larry Parrish posted:

What's with NES games and bubbles anyway. i feel like half of all avgn episodes on the nes feature bubble enemies or a bubble attack

They’re pretty and easy to draw, OP. Plus Japanese people might think they’re extra gross or dangerous when they consist of poisonous drool etc.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Lol Larry must of been smaller than a sperm as a kid. Wow. That’s amazing.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Arch Nemesis posted:

This move lets you permanently kill bob-ombs. They only respawn if they actually explode, so on levels with pits, if you can sneak up behind them you can sweep kick them up into the air and off the edge, so they won't respawn. Picking them up starts their timer, but kicking them does not. Very useful if you don't know the location of all the red coins in the first bowser stage or don't want get killed after falling in tick tock clock

You’re the greatest lurker I’ve ever seen.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

GameCube posted:

catching up. lmao

Lmfao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

elf help book posted:

much like being a politically outspoken brony

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x7JLXsZk-w Found this.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

It's not super old but I bought this like Adult Swim Games tier game called Domina years ago and I'm the only person I know with it and I've played for an hour max. Thought it might of been a cool roguelike game and I was into Roman History at the time. Anyway the game had a weird tinge on it but I chalked it up to just history nerd stuff, but today I noticed that on Steam the guy who made the game was complaining about "fraudulent reviews" lol, which already I've decided is a dead giveaway from a single indie presumably male dev, well anyway his 'strong language' got him banned from his own game's steam forums and so he released an update last month changing the name to "Dominus" as a sick and frankly quite loving timely burn on identity politics and put a link to his Gab, which I just learned about for the first time from this. With his big rear end stupid teutonic name and embarrassing Gladiator clips lmfao. Insane world.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

lol Also these things are in the patch notes:

did john galt kill himself? no, but everybody at the motor company probably wished he would, in the fictional novel "atlas shrugged" by ayn rand.

new employee: BESTIARIUS - FINALLY you can upgrade: lions, horses, and behemoth! Train strength, attack, and defense stats! BESTIARIUS also adds a "heal" option -- even if you don't have Medicus, or Medicus Emeritus, or if you're a man who has inverted his penis into a vagina, the BESTIARIUS will automatically train animals after healing, but it won't make you a woman.

TAKE OFF THE FCKN MASKS - Next time you're at the grocery store, try showing a woman your face. Be confident, unafraid of the LIES -- you might get a girlfriend. Women like confidence. Women don't like dudes who cover their faces in fear. What are you afraid of? Getting laid? Grow up.

no way John McAfee killed himself. highly dubious. highly fuckin' dubious.


It kinda just started all of a sudden it seems like and, lol, everything else is just normal patch notes or him wondering within the patch notes about various reasons why people would be having trouble getting multiplayer matches and lightweight complaining about his country's socialist government.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

lol

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Good poo poo. Gotta love a classic slow burn into a magnificently embarrassing fizzle.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Come on man. Hopefully this is one of the fraudulent ones lmfao.

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


lol :witch:

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


Lol

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

insane anime posted:

You can drown your Mechanic and Handyman on roller coaster tycoon 1 day before the end of the month to avoid paying them.

Holy gently caress.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Major Isoor posted:

hahaha amazing! Then you could even recycle their skeletons by putting them in your haunted house rides, to spook the kiddies :D

Found this disturbing somehow lmfao. Major hooooyppe.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I think lovely posts should be left for lurkers to learn from.

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