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Hey guys I brought Cards Against Humanity *Gets irrationally angry and storms off into forest when the one girl at camp drops her cards and starts drinking with some other guy* *Cougar noises and human screams follow*
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Methanar posted:lmfao if you think any government is going to ever let the plague officially end within the next 10 years. Hey here is one thing at Camp we can all agree on, this guy gets "lost" in the woods with a "squatch".
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Methanar posted:lmfao if you think any government is going to ever let the plague officially end within the next 10 years. *gathers the younger goons around a campfire* tell the little ones about the calorie efficiency of canned baby corn and chicken nuggets, for ol' times sake
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:*Spends 3 hours with the Trump LOL crew showing each other tweets on our phones and saying “LOL”* lol
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Smugworth posted:*covered in blood screaming. Suspects several fingers, maybe entire hand, has been devoured by cougar* Yes, but have you seen this tweet about Trmup? lol
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Nazi: Vell, vell, vell. Aren't vee a hearty bunch? To stand here today is a testament to that, no? You are zee cream of zee crop. Zee ubergoons. You not only survived but thrived on zee all jerky diet. You emerged unscathed from zee zipline that our greatest scientists assured us was dangerously unsafe! Zee death march across zee country made over $400000 for charity, and right now as I am speaking to you zee Camp Doctors inform me that many of you are suffering no adverse effects after having a fatal dose of phenazepam injected directly into your eyeballs! My question to you is simple: Vhy?! Vhy is this so?! Vhy do you not die?! A Goon raises his hand: Was I given some phenazepam because I just poo poo my pants and that would go a long way to explaining it. Well, that and the all jerky diet amirite? lol Nazi: GOOOOONS!
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Feb 19, 2021 08:27
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(Shits pants.) (Keeps wearing them for entire gooncamp.)
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Feb 19, 2021 11:56
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My friends, I'm about to make outdated Portal jokes.
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*refers to myself by my username and quickly and awkwardly realize people are calling each other by real names* *asks people what their favorite subforum is as a way to make conversation, but have no follow-up* *hit the bong that's being passed around campfire, get way too high too quickly, sit there and try to act cool, then try to find best moment to leave and go to tent and whack off*
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Feb 19, 2021 12:06
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*Announces I have captured Bigfoot and for $10 you can spend ten minutes alone with him in the Anal Tent* *I collect your $10 and put on my Bigfoot costume*
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Nazi: Vell, vell, vell. Aren't vee a hearty bunch? To stand here today is a testament to that, no? You are zee cream of zee crop. Zee ubergoons. You not only survived but thrived on zee all jerky diet. You emerged unscathed from zee zipline that our greatest scientists assured us was dangerously unsafe! Zee death march across zee country made over $400000 for charity, and right now as I am speaking to you zee Camp Doctors inform me that many of you are suffering no adverse effects after having a fatal dose of phenazepam injected directly into your eyeballs! My question to you is simple: Vhy?! Vhy is this so?! Vhy do you not die?! Lol
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Feb 19, 2021 12:30
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:*Announces I have captured Bigfoot and for $10 you can spend ten minutes alone with him in the Anal Tent* Are you the sodomizer or the sodomee? I pass out "hello my name is" tags and ask people to put their real first name, and their screen name on them. Everyone puts a fake name and the name of a banned user.
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Feb 19, 2021 14:38
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:*Announces I have captured Bigfoot and for $10 you can spend ten minutes alone with him in the Anal Tent* Reckon we got ourselves yet another Drew!
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:*Announces I have captured Bigfoot and for $10 you can spend ten minutes alone with him in the Anal Tent* Plz don't expose squatch crew like this
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You don't understand, I don't belong here! I'm not like the rest of them, I swear I just registered to view the let's play forum! You gotta let me out of here, the things they do in here...
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Feb 19, 2021 20:08
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:*Announces I have captured Bigfoot and for $10 you can spend ten minutes alone with him in the Anal Tent* *Hands you a hundo (making sure to call it a hundo loudly and wink at the audience) and fumbles with tactical belt as I approach the ayyyy teeee* *tactical belt buckle knife flies off and scratches some goon's BMW*
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Feb 19, 2021 20:28
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*falls asleep by 7:30 even after a six pack of Mountain Thunder*
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Feb 19, 2021 20:32
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I bring my indoor cat
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Feb 19, 2021 20:34
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I restart the Silk Road but only use camels and spices. We are constantly attacked by goddamn squatches. Hiring fellow campers for protection.
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Feb 19, 2021 20:37
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I show up and start drinking Four Loko "ironically." I get way too drunk too early "ironically." I start trying to challenge goons to push up contests "ironically." I black out "ironically." I wake up and unironically feel like dogshit coupled with intense anxiety thinking that everyone definitely hates me now.
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Feb 20, 2021 00:17
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"You might know me better by my posting name. Hi, my name is Granos."
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Feb 20, 2021 00:20
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“Hello everyone, I’m gay”
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Feb 20, 2021 00:42
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I'm not sure about starting a campfire in this box truck but I'm rolling with it.
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Feb 20, 2021 00:53
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*Uselessly struggles against restraints* *muffled screaming*
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“Hey guys, you think we might have taken this ‘bunch of guys squatchin’ thing too far?” *sips diet Thunder* *more campers continue to disappear*
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Feb 20, 2021 01:22
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*photos of goon camp 2023 look indistinguishable from goon camp 2007*
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Feb 20, 2021 01:27
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This camp was just a giant ruse for everyone to gently caress me!!!
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Feb 20, 2021 01:35
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:This camp was just a giant ruse for everyone to gently caress me!!! I wouldn’t call it a ruse, it was on the front of the invitation in bold comic sans
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Feb 20, 2021 03:09
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I wouldn’t call it a ruse, it was on the front of the invitation in bold comic sans Smdh and I got all swagged up for this occasion
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Feb 20, 2021 03:10
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Smdh and I got all swagged up for this occasion 
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Feb 20, 2021 03:12
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Who invited gurf 
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Smdh and I got all swagged up for this occasion
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Feb 20, 2021 03:18
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I get drunk way too early in the night and start rolling out early oughts memes way too loud until everyone just decides to call it an early night. Then they wait for me to pass out and actually have fun.
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Feb 20, 2021 03:27
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*eats the whole thing, gets so stuffed and uncomfortable that I vomit a little and pass out super early*
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