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Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Mooey Cow posted:

Yeah they did, and the results are just in!


smells like uranus

I fully support mankind's endeavour to send increasingly powerful probes to both.

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Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

I thought I’d see cool live video of a real landing, but instead it showed a simulation that was like 4fps. I could have done better on my computer op.

Hopefully they’ll have the real video up on their site later.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
I can’t believe Biden is wasting money on landing a robot (always evil) on Mars when Texas is being engulfed by a glacier right now. And people are dying!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
been 49 years since man has been on the moon and now they want mars. you dont even play with the moon anymore why would we get you a mars?

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

I remember when waiting 5 minutes to download a 256-colour GIF of Erika Eleniak's boobs over 56K was the technology of the future.

Now we have a car-sized vehicle sitting on Mars, ready to beam back an insane amount of data and HD images (and sound!) from another planet millions of miles away. Look at this absolute unit:



And it has a helicopter! I grew up thinking Airwolf was the coolest poo poo ever but now, in my lifetime, we're ready to fly a motherfucking helicopter across the surface of an alien world.

All of this was achieved using a fraction of a fraction of our world's wealth and resources. Imagine what we could achieve if we devoted the other 99.99% towards advancing humanity.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
yeah very cool stuff. mars, technology, etc


on the other hand

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

I remember when waiting 5 minutes to download a 256-colour GIF of Erika Eleniak's boobs over 56K was the technology of the future.

Now we have a car-sized vehicle sitting on Mars, ready to beam back an insane amount of data and HD images (and sound!) from another planet millions of miles away. Look at this absolute unit:



And it has a helicopter! I grew up thinking Airwolf was the coolest poo poo ever but now, in my lifetime, we're ready to fly a motherfucking helicopter across the surface of an alien world.

All of this was achieved using a fraction of a fraction of our world's wealth and resources. Imagine what we could achieve if we devoted the other 99.99% towards advancing humanity.

If capitalism has taught us anything the extra hundred billion would have resulted in a sleeker paint job and maybe a spoiler

Kly
Aug 8, 2003

im a dum dum why is this a big deal? didnt they land 2 rovers there a buncha years ago?

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Well we turned on the microphone and all that we could hear was Aerosmiths “Done with Mirrors” album

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Kly posted:

im a dum dum why is this a big deal? didnt they land 2 rovers there a buncha years ago?
:shrug: mars sucks. i used to think mars was awesome but those were misdirected ideas related to wanting to have sex with sharon stone and/or be arnold schwarzenegger

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Remember in 2004 when President Bush said we were going to terraform Mars?

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Kly posted:

im a dum dum why is this a big deal? didnt they land 2 rovers there a buncha years ago?

Here is some reading for you:

https://www.planetary.org/worlds/mars

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

Pawn 17 posted:

How did they get an image right away when there is an 11 minute communication delay? :tinfoil:

Yes, and? All the data they were receiving was being automatically sent back by the rover. They didn't have to command it to do any of that. It was programmed to automatically take and send back those two pictures.

By the time we received the rover's signal that it was entering the Martian atmosphere it was already sitting on the ground and sending back pictures (as well as whatever other post-landing tasks it was programmed to do).

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

hahahaha RANDOM!!! pranked!!!!!!!!!!!

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill

wilderthanmild posted:

I think they actually smashed it into the planet because it ended up on a way lower trajectory than planned because of conversion fuckups. The US actually has a pretty good record for landing things on Mars. It's other countries, particularly Russia, that have this weird inability to consistently do this thing we have a pretty reasonable success rate at doing.

Though I did learn that China joined the "Sent poo poo to Mars successfully" club this month and will be attempting a probe landing later this year.

So did the UAE last week!

https://www.space.com/uae-hope-mars-spacecraft-first-close-photo

Vakal
May 11, 2008

I bet the people that developed and made this thing are pretty smart.

Has anyone ever met people that work on stuff like this? Do they act like normal people or do they just speak in mathematical equations only?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Doc Block posted:

Yes, and? All the data they were receiving was being automatically sent back by the rover. They didn't have to command it to do any of that. It was programmed to automatically take and send back those two pictures.

By the time we received the rover's signal that it was entering the Martian atmosphere it was already sitting on the ground and sending back pictures (as well as whatever other post-landing tasks it was programmed to do).

Are you saying they were celebrating a landing that happened 11 minutes in the past as if were happening live? This is just the kind of deception I'd expect from NASA!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Vakal posted:

I bet the people that developed and made this thing are pretty smart.

Has anyone ever met people that work on stuff like this? Do they act like normal people or do they just speak in mathematical equations only?

Imagine the gooniest person ever and make them somehow more emotionally dumber.

Tenchrono
Jun 2, 2011


Im not going to belittle their education or accomplishments but I am fairly certain at least half of the people in that room have written Boone and Raul fallout new vegas fan fiction.

owls or something
Jul 7, 2003

I think it's loving wild. Glad it seems to have gone smoothly. Robots are loving cool. Exploring other planets is cool. Science is great. NASA is good. Advancing knowledge of literally anything is essential. It's all good and anyone seriously thinking otherwise is a genetic dead end for the species that should gently caress off.

Do we know yet if they actually managed to land in the crater they were targeting?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

learning new things fuckin sucks

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Ok Mr Goebbels :rolleyes: enough about genetic dead ends for our glorious conquest of spess

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

owls or something posted:

Do we know yet if they actually managed to land in the crater they were targeting?

Yes, it’s a big crater and they’ve gotten extremely accurate these days

Plus this is the first rover that has the ability to steer on its way down, avoid hazards, etc

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Can it vape?

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Send it to Pluto, a True Planet and a Dear Friend

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Songbearer posted:

Send it to Pluto, a True Planet and a Dear Friend

lol scientists proved pluto isn't real you dumbass

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
What happened is that scientists sent a huge bomb and blew up Pluto so they wouldn't have to admit it's a planet

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Vakal posted:

I bet the people that developed and made this thing are pretty smart.

Has anyone ever met people that work on stuff like this? Do they act like normal people or do they just speak in mathematical equations only?

i know ppl who worked on parts of this!! one at jpl and one who worked on the drill arm!!

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

YeahTubaMike posted:

Why do you assume that WE wouldn't be hosed when ALIENS discover US?

Because humans were created to be the player characters of the universal simulation and our goal is to beat the game by exterminating all other life.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Already happened. There was a race of intelligent cat people living there.



But Curiosity killed them.

:mad:

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYQwuYZbA6o
They released the mindboggling videos from the landing. Don't miss. High framerate stuff unlike anything we've ever seen from Mars.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Nefarious 2.0 posted:

lol scientists proved pluto isn't real you dumbass

You believe scientists and you call songbearer the dumbass? Scientists will say anything to keep getting their precious socialist government funding.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


frumpykvetchbot posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYQwuYZbA6o
They released the mindboggling videos from the landing. Don't miss. High framerate stuff unlike anything we've ever seen from Mars.

oh hell yeah this is the poo poo ive been waiting for, thank you

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


lmao were they all holding little packets of peanuts in that team photo?

e: yes, yes they were. google reveals the peanut as the perseverance teams luckiest nut. so now we know how the skycrane works.



all hail the luck nut, bringer of great fortune

flubber nuts fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Feb 22, 2021

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

You believe scientists and you call songbearer the dumbass? Scientists will say anything to keep getting their precious socialist government funding.

Big surprise the government hates Pluto, the true American planet :911:

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Too many scientists yakking on about the starry-eyed wonderment of it all and not enough cool videos of the rover driving around on Mars in that clip imo.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

This is dope and I'm a moron so can I just say it's loving lame that every time they wrap up some kind of crazy feat now they need to have speak some scripted think tank line like "ready to begin seeking the sands of past life!!" or something

It just cheapens the moment and feels like everyone's trying to ape off of the one small step for man line, I dunno

Just let it marinate, god drat

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Why Mars and why not Venus or some poo poo :shrug:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I'm just saying when is NASA gonna start going the hipster route for planetary misadventures?

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i liked the video. honestly the rover seems a lot like stuff done w/ a smaller budget than maybe was possible. but good photos will be nice

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