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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:Have you ever tried not masturbating instead of wasting your seed This implies I have a way of not wasting my seed
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I’ve never actually jerked off in my life. Ask me anything.
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Feb 27, 2021 08:44
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 Talk To Transformer has some pretty good tips for you sick people.
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Feb 27, 2021 08:47
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buglord posted:I’ve never actually jerked off in my life. Ask me anything. What is the Pantone code for the shade of blue that your balls are
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Feb 27, 2021 08:48
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buglord posted:
Very sensible tips
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Feb 27, 2021 08:49
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Heath posted:What is the Pantone code for the shade of blue that your balls are I know you kid but if you want to avoid doing it or canceling the urge to, massage the palm of your hand with the thumb of the other hand and gently flex each finger back with it until you feel discomfort. Try it for a few minutes and the urge goes away. e: you can also rub the part of your head behind your ear lobes. Press and hold firmly on both sides. It works for a lot of people in my group but it hasn’t worked for me. Figured it’s worth saying.
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Feb 27, 2021 08:51
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Born defeated, died in vain, super destructive, you were hooked on pain, we know your penis lingers on, but all of us are glad you're gone.
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Feb 27, 2021 08:53
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buglord posted:I know you kid but if you want to avoid doing it or canceling the urge to, massage the palm of your hand with the thumb of the other hand and gently flex each finger back with it until you feel discomfort. Try it for a few minutes and the urge goes away. I just wanted a shade of paint for the bedroom
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Feb 27, 2021 08:55
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buglord posted:I know you kid but if you want to avoid doing it or canceling the urge to, massage the palm of your hand with the thumb of the other hand and gently flex each finger back with it until you feel discomfort. Try it for a few minutes and the urge goes away. just rub one out, once the jizz comes out you won’t want to masturbate for 3-5 mins. not sure wtf you are talking about tbh
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Feb 27, 2021 10:46
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I usually poo poo into my dickhole and let the undigested poo poo-nuts razorblade ravage the inside of my urethra, stops the urge for a week and every time you piss your cock vomits up the vestiges of your dick-crap-violation which makes you hork and gag like gangbusters, again removing the urge.
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Feb 27, 2021 10:50
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Been thinking about setting my taint on fire. ... you know, like professionally.
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Feb 27, 2021 11:15
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buglord posted:I know you kid but if you want to avoid doing it or canceling the urge to, massage the palm of your hand with the thumb of the other hand and gently flex each finger back with it until you feel discomfort. Try it for a few minutes and the urge goes away. You're rubbing the wrong head.
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Feb 27, 2021 11:48
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buglord posted:I know you kid but if you want to avoid doing it or canceling the urge to, massage the palm of your hand with the thumb of the other hand and gently flex each finger back with it until you feel discomfort. Try it for a few minutes and the urge goes away. Yo just loving crank one out man
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Feb 27, 2021 14:02
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buglord posted:I know you kid but if you want to avoid doing it or canceling the urge to, massage the palm of your hand with the thumb of the other hand and gently flex each finger back with it until you feel discomfort. Try it for a few minutes and the urge goes away. This anti tugging talk is quite frankly perverted and concerning
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Feb 27, 2021 16:02
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I’ve read that if you jack off fewer than 20 times a month, calcium deposits build up inside you and increase your risk of prostate cancer
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Feb 27, 2021 19:54
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does it work backwards? Could I... Could I cum my bones out?
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Feb 27, 2021 19:57
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Aardvark! posted:does it work backwards? Could I... Could I cum my bones out? Osteotugosis
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Feb 27, 2021 20:00
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Yo just loving crank one out man No dude my group and I have become like, successful people for multiple reasons but mostly because not one of us has jerked off. By jerking off you disrupt your motivational synapses in your brain and then you hit naragna.
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Feb 27, 2021 20:03
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Meme Poker Party posted:Osteotugosis 
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Feb 27, 2021 20:03
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getting my first covid vaccine shot. been stuck without human contact for so long its gonna be a struggle not to scream "pump it in me, daddy" regardless of the nurse's gender
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Feb 27, 2021 20:12
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lol this is the second time someone has posted that exact image at me.
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Feb 27, 2021 20:21
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Meme Poker Party posted:lol this is the second time someone has posted that exact image at me. Alas, I came too late. Edit: I regret posting things. GBS is awful and gross like mycelial hyphae worming their way through your brain converting it into a slimy fungal mass. MinutePirateBug fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Feb 27, 2021 |
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Feb 27, 2021 21:19
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MinutePirateBug posted:Alas, I came too late. It's ok, was different thread. Honestly the frequency with which I get lizard/snake jokes posted at me apropos of nothing is hilarious. Also, GBS is good.
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Feb 27, 2021 22:21
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If you wanna turn someone on sure you can try to yank your crank and shoot cum all over the place while invoking the dark powers. But don't forget the biggest erogenous zone is the brain and the hottest gently caress is the mindfuck.
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God put our genitals in reach of our hands for a reason. And that reason is to play and fondle with ourselves in hedonistic ecstasy, every day, for hours at a time, as much as humanly possible!
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