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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



Fun Shoe

i would have popped bigger for snooki as the big show's big scoop

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



Fun Shoe

i am so sorry for that terrible snipe, good lord

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Dig those crazy squares

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

'splode!

All Eggo Ethan Page

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

I thought the redtext someone dumped on you was in bad taste and a bit much so here's a corgi instead.

a cyborg mug posted:

Is Ethan Page's gimmick that he's incredibly lame

Basically yes. It seems his main interests are collectable figures that definitely aren't toys, especially related to comic books, & sugary breakfast cereals designed for 9 year olds.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

CUTEST IN THE WORLD
QUEEN OF THE SIMPS
RARITY-CHAN





Not surprising that Cody's friend is a turbonerd

ShallNoiseUpon
Sep 10, 2010


Ethan Page is like if pop-nerd fandom was extruded into a wrestler

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Ethan Page is like if pop-nerd fandom was extruded into a wrestler

You know Sammy Guevara has a wall of anime Funko Pops

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010



https://twitter.com/eviluno/status/1379801288263802882?s=21

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Did they ever mention how Goofy's wife died? I assumed Goofy was trying to make hamburgers and burned the house down. Or a hunter shot her.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the Direct of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame the joy of Sakurai?



I would like Ethan Page's new gimmick to be completely cereal-related

Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?



CopywrightMMXI posted:

He should just eat toasted pancakes for breakfast and then we can call him All Eggo Ethan Page.

what the gently caress???? eggos are waffles, not pancakes, im enraged.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012



Eye To Eye is a god tier Disney song

Here's Goofy with accurate dog teeth

Weedle
May 31, 2006





Pope Corky the IX posted:

Did they ever mention how Goofy's wife died? I assumed Goofy was trying to make hamburgers and burned the house down. Or a hunter shot her.

car accident (her fault)

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

MAMAMOO STAN





It's always bothered me how Pluto is a dog in that world and goes on all fours but Goofy can stand on two feet.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

smikey posted:

You know Sammy Guevara has a wall of anime Funko Pops

Honestly, until I see proof to the contrary, I assume every wrestler is a turbo-nerd.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008





Weedle posted:

car accident (her fault)

Actually South African gangsters killed Goofys wife and made it look like an accident.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007





Buglord

Wrestlers used to be meanspirited and dumb.

Now they are all nice and nerdy

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010




Malcolm Excellent posted:

Wrestlers used to be meanspirited and dumb.

Now they are all nice and nerdy

they're all still dumb as rocks OP

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007





Buglord

Quantum of Phallus posted:

they're all still dumb as rocks OP

I never said they weren't!

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

TV Zombie posted:

It's always bothered me how Pluto is a dog in that world and goes on all fours but Goofy can stand on two feet.

Don't kinkshame Pluto.

Critical
Aug 22, 2007

You boys picked a beautiful hill to die on.


Pope Corky the IX posted:

Did they ever mention how Goofy's wife died? I assumed Goofy was trying to make hamburgers and burned the house down. Or a hunter shot her.

cats ate her face

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001





Yams Fan

TV Zombie posted:

It's always bothered me how Pluto is a dog in that world and goes on all fours but Goofy can stand on two feet.

Goofy is a "funny animal" while Pluto is just a dog

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007

HURRAH! ANOTHER YEAR, SURELY THIS ONE WILL BE BETTER THAN THE LAST; THE INEXORABLE MARCH OF PROGRESS WILL LEAD US ALL TO HAPPINESS


lore of the goof

Nick Jr. Face
Apr 23, 2010







lol

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


Quantum of Phallus posted:

Ether Page (because he puts you to sleep) [not because of the Jay Z song]

it's a Nas track dissing Jay-Z!!!!!!!

Strike Two idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010




ok gramps!!

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009




https://twitter.com/AJAwesomeShow/status/1379799334485643268

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018



https://twitter.com/KairiSaneWWE/status/1379836443720224771

ICR
Dec 31, 2008



Brutality

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerwon/status/1379868002573709315?s=21

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible






Oh Andrade

https://twitter.com/AndradeElIdolo/status/1379616611557113857?s=20

ICR
Dec 31, 2008



Billy Corgan putting together a new greatest hits album and world tour as we speak to sign Andrade.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010




ICR posted:

Billy Corgan putting together a new greatest hits album and world tour as we speak to sign Andrade.

cutting Rosa's pay by ten percent to save a grand

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008





ICR posted:

Billy Corgan putting together a new greatest hits album and world tour as we speak to sign Andrade.

Oh gently caress yeah, I love Zwan.

ICR
Dec 31, 2008



Quantum of Phallus posted:

cutting Rosa's pay by ten percent to save a grand

Hahahahahaha. Love.

Vince MechMahon posted:

Oh gently caress yeah, I love Zwan.

Honestly was my jam. I think that was it for me on that album.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008





ICR posted:

Honestly was my jam. I think that was it for me on that album.

That's the only song from them I actually remember. And that's mostly cause it just sounds like a middle era Pumpkins song. So yeah, pretty good.

I do not really love Zwan, and if I did I certainly wouldn't let anyone know. It would be a dark, secret shame.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009



lol I listened to Zwan today on a whim for the first time in years what are the odds

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Ethan Page is like if pop-nerd fandom was extruded into a wrestler

He was complaining about spoilers before Avengers Infinity War or Endgame and had never closed his DMs so a bunch of people then sent him real and fake spoilers in DMs to annoy him. Maybe the worst thing you could do to the man's psyche.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...


Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/BunkiePerkins/status/1378903173683945472

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Vandar
Sep 13, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?







jesus WEP posted:

i would have popped bigger for snooki as the big show's big scoop

I mean she is one of the better celebrity wrestlers the WWE has ever had...

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